Nebuphony

Sixty five thousand five hundred thirty six   Too Big for sixteen bits but only by   One (which is arguably odd) Plus   Two which gives a binary nod to   Four with a prefix of quad like   Eight arms on your stuffed octopod but soon Sixteen candles to share and Thirty two flavors at the county fair   Sixty four squares on our chess board   One twenty eight summer weekends, then a girl you can't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To munch on bugs where the garden grows. Seeds and corn and grains oh my Veggies and worms give them a try.  Why did the chicken cross the road? To lunch on snacks where the garden grows. How long do chickens live you say? About 8 years give or take a day. Some live longer, some live less. some know nuggets are the very best How long do chickens live you say? ni...

They promised us a better way. With prices fixed and rules to play. They said the market's too wild and free Could never bring us harmony. But now the shelves are empty here. We're promised more in a year. The dreams they sold have turned to dust. In planned economy we don't trust. Price controls they tie our hands. Definitionally a broken plan. Makes a great campaign and votes gained....

Twenty new hires (nothing else worth mentioning)  stats dumpster fire (but it's not worth questioning)  It's all great news, we're a reorg away from profitability Office is quiet (for more focused energy) Desks may be empty (but that's just efficiency) Pivoting excellence, disrupting space  A Ted talk smile on my face Great news, great news, everything's fantastic  Our growth i...

Let's circle back and touch base soon.   We need to pivot by this afternoon.   Leverage our synergy, make it lean   Best practices for the winning team.      We're disrupting paradigms with actionable insights   Leveraging our core competencies, reaching new heights   Think outside the box, it's a win-win game   In this ecosystem of corporate speak, we all sound the same      Let's...

Jenkins walked down a dark lonely road Confusion heavy, a mind that never slowed. With containers in hand, he staggered and swayed But through the haze, he tried oh how he prayed. Oh Jenkins where did you go wrong? Lost in the cloud, but you kept moving along. Intoxicated dreams you did your best. But Github actions had a plan, laid your soul to rest. You stumbled through shadows, no place to be....