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A 31 year old straight white balding male gets petty once again, describes his LGBTQ coffee mug, explains why life in general kinda sucks, and gets ready for a disney trip. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old mostly straight white male talks about his most recent catering gig, a 2:00am gas station belt salesman, and his upcoming disney trip. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old straight white father reads and gives his thoughts on two of the greatest news stories of our time: "Woman arrested after sending 159,000 text messages after first date." and "Man jailed in Turkey for 20 days because he looked gay." Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old, bald-headed, somewhat level-headed, mildly mature, white male learns about these horrid facilities called "Diaper Spa's"(Thanks to Tim Dillon). He then reads details about it straight from the website and gives his two cents. BUCKLE UP FOLKS! Book your Diaper Spa experience today! https://diaperspa.com/ Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS...

A 31 year old balding Rad Dad has some follow-up comments on his preworkout toilet destruction and also explains why being parent is just a free-lance job with no script. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old has-been makes fun of todays kids' hip lingo and gives a few recent examples of why he is a petty captain. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old captain/chef explains why Holy Halfshell has a leg up on their competitors, in terms of quality/freshness of oysters. Follow "Holy Halfshell" on Instagram! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love Music by AC/DC - Back In Black I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old balding skipper rants about the ignorant/unrealistic expectations of oyster dealers, talks about an earth shattering news headline, and brings up his top king cakes. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old, very white, caucasian male vents about a certain group of people, compares southerners and northerners during freezing temps, and introduces a new habit his wife picked up. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old sexy, exhausted captain rambles about his cold/wet/windy oyster trip, old guys that say "back in my day", bad farts while wearing a rain suit, and also pats himself on the back using the magical "Unfold" iPhone ringtone. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC.

We are back once again to finish what we started: an extremely informative/childish conversation about animals getting freaky in the most bizarre ways. Check out links below for WILD Animals XXX. Just kidding... but really. Headless Praying Mantis Sex - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k Poison Dart Frog Dad LYFE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP37rnwa-UY Spider that catapult escapes a...

Cody, Jordan, and Ethan join us this week in drafting the freakiest animals, in terms of attracting mates, bizarre mating rituals, & crazy offspring facts. Check out some links below. Cuck anglerfish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhsyZnVx2rQ Peacock spider dance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbScg3r1oQ Cuttlefish dressing in drag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1-JQTiZGc Freshwate...

A 31 year old balding male feminist questions the wages of different road workers, lists a few magical meats, and talks about the latest white girl religion(Stanley Cup). Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old balding cauasian male talks about the best name in all of sports, HeyDudes, blue agave nectar, and his favorite hot sauces. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old church-goer, who also believes in science, talks about his Christmas Eve Mass experience, aliens watching us as entertainment, and New Years goals. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old rad dad gives some fatherly tips, talks about an inside job involving a seagull, and calls for more diversity in the kids' toys industry. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

"Deck my balls with boughs of holly LA LA LA LA LAAAAAA" A 31 year old jolly ole fart decides to do an early morning episode about the joys of Christmas and was incredibly unsuccessful. Instead he rambles about Morris Bart straight bussin now, a Latin Jesus' Christo, and annouces two very exciting, nerve-wracking, amazing, stressful, joyous pieces of news! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Th...

A 31 year old balding caucasian male misses his normal floodgate lady, talks about the amazing genetics of black girls in middle school, rants about sensitive people protecting tradition, and (like a loser) spots a major mistake in Disney's "Moana". Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old balding man-child talks about his 4am gas pump convo, a misinterpretation at work, possible outcomes of his daughter chugging holy water, and the magic of Creed. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love Music by Creed - Higher I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old balding oyster boat captain riffs over an inspiring iPhone ringtone, teaches some oyster boat lingo, and gives a little update on the current Louisiana oyster industry. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old, extremely tired, very pale, white caucasian male rambles about the weirdness of dreams, talks about plotting against 2 irresponsible feral boys and their mother at a playground, and slightly lectures about being nice to old folks. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC.

A 31 year old, balding caucasian male rambles about the trending "Netflix Fireplace", a not-so-proud Marie milestone, mean ole' Lane Kiffin kicking a player off his team, and assembling his daughter's play kitchen sent straight from Hell (China). Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old, barely employed, balding, oyster boat captain explains why he missed a day of work, talks about some delirious 4am comic relief, rambles about Argentina's newly elected president, and gives thanks to all mothers out there. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

Jordan, Ethan, and Austin are with us again, discussing some gnarly animal engineers that did not make the cut. Check out some links down below. Darwin's Bark Spider - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSwvH6YhqIM Sociable Weaver Nests - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2ObNmGoys Fire Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpiDADw5Omw Swallows' mud nest - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVpPBut9kM4...

For this week's episodes, we welcome back Jordan, Ethan, and Austin for another exciting animal draft. (AND THE GEEKS GO WILD!!!) We draft what we think are the gnarliest animal engineers: animals that dig, build, sculpt, design, brag about their degree, struggle to get a job out of high school, marry a hot wife, etc. Weaver Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_dv_dNJf3U Honeybees - https://ww...