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A 32 year old defensive daddy almost beats up a toddler at a trampoline park, vents about dippers, cart guys, and deli ladies... and talks about the lack of media coverage of the Colorado apartment complexes being taken over by ILLEGAL VENEZUELAN IMMIGRANTS.  Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 32 year old Dada speaks about being his daughter's bodyguard at a kid's birthday. Also, he recaps the Olympics: breakdancing, favorite track events, etc. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 32 year old straight white caucasian male talks about catering for The Whitehouse, magicians bringing more to the table in 2024, and has 5000 questions about lesbian speed dating. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old semi-responsible baby daddy investigates a missing diaper delivery, discusses introducing new flavors to a bunch of coonasses, and even goes into detail about his culturally appropriated "Kung Pao Oyster" recipe. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old, overly confident, entrepreneur prepares for his next Holy Halfshell gig, then discusses some controversial topics with return guest, "Space Man Tim'. Skip to 13:00 if you don't want to hear a balding lunatic talking solo. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old straight white balding conspiracy theorist talks about the Trump Assassination attempt, insanity of the far left vs the comedy of the far right, and the weird ass opening ceremony for the 2024 Olympics in weird ass Paris. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old straight white male somehow gets on the topic of "being cool" back in the day and how important it was. Then, he brings up some of his new confusing oyster recipes. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old non-country fan starts out the episode by spitting some of the sickest country freestyles you'll ever hear.... Oh, and also, there's parenting. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old Rad Dad discusses losing electricity for an entire day with a 1 year old and a newborn, talks about Americans freaking out over the smallest things, and lists some future potential NME podcast topics. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old father of 2 speaks about his first couple weeks as a double dad: hospital experience, life at home, etc. Wear protection and stay in school, kids! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old balding white dude go into depth about how the Salem Witch Trials began. Basically, a bunch of little bitches started accusing other bitches of being witches. Moral of the story? Bitches be crazy. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old straight white caucasian male talks about a friend's wedding reception, makes a shocking discovery involving a sleeveless hoodie, and reveals something about Blackstone griddles that nobody talks about.  Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old straight white hoochie daddy revisits sick Spotify mixes, talks about his "no gift policy" for his daughter's next birthday, and laughs about his coach's ultimate line after blowing up the bathroom,. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old washed up athlete gives a nice calming intro, talks about a new donut shop, and talks about his new cleats. All while cooking chicken for the girls. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old hoochie daddy aka Rad Dad, discusses these last few weeks leading up to the debut of baby #2, talks with his darling angel Marie, and lightly brags on his new ServSafe Certificate. Music by The Darkness - I Beliee In A Thing Called Love  I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old Captain John Petty gets inducted into the Petty Hall of Fame after his pettiest episode of all time. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old straight white caucasian male rambles about his day, wonders if any men out there don't understand pregnancy, and discusses creeps. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old fisherman of mollusks talks about his equipment failing, annoying modern-day electrical components, and movie scenes he found hilarious as a child. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old hoochie daddy explains how he falls victim to Celsius energy drinks, advises everyone to find some type of hobby, lists things he'd rather do than paint & sand another dresser, and gives a shoutout to the LEGENDARY Hong Kong Market. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old devoted, balding white daddy tells the tale of himself loading groceries during the second coming of Christ, discusses his father's poorly planned Dad joke in the family group text, brainstorms a possible BUI(baby under the influence), and orders possibly the gayest Starbucks beverage of all time. Enjoy! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS...

A 31 year old captain/shucker/sous chef/weirdo talks about this year's Hogs for the Cause: money raised, day-of headaches, and REAL shuckers vs glamor shuckers. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old white caucasian male discusses recent P-Diddy scandal, the greatest April fools pranks of all time, and gets ready for Hogs for the Cause 2024. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old straight white male goes on a Dollar General beer run, gets freaked out by the Easter bunny, and talks about a legendary 10 year old he witnessed at the town Easter Egg Hunt. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old, straight, white, crossfit guy discusses the upcoming election, the current border crisis, latest tiktok ban, discovers internet trolls, and explains the latest and greastest conspiracy: GAY LIZARDS. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 31 year old first time Disney Dad describes his recent Disneyworld experience: bizarre shows, fist-fighting other disney dads, perfectly-timed alcohol abuse, and more! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.