National Treasure Too

Movie Gone in 60 Seconds Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "I didn’t do it for the money. I did it for the cars.” Summary Gone in 60 Seconds refers to how long it takes a slick car thief to commit grand theft auto. Nic, Angelina Jolie, and others have to steal a lot of cool cars, which are given women’s names as a secret code. 1999 Aston Martin DB7: Mary 1962 Aston Martin DB1: Barbara 1999 Bentley Arna...

Movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "Where the fuck is Nic?” Summary Look, kids, teen movies were really different in the 80s. Gen X was the generation of feral kids raised on hose water and neglect. High School Musical this ain’t. But it’s an iconic 80s film that has a who’s who of upcoming actors in it: Sean Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Phoebe Cates, Judge Reinhold, Fo...

Movie The Weather Man Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "It’s just wind. It blows all over the place.” Summary The Weather Man is kind of a comedic drama that’s not about weather. It’s about a TV weather man and his family. Weather is in it, though. Weather does happen. 2005 | R | 1h 42m Director: Gore Verbinski Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur...

Movie Snowden Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "The Kid Did It” Summary Snowden is a fictional account of the real story of NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden. This looks like a Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie. Is Nic even in it? We get to the bottom of things. 2016 | R | 2h 14m Director: Oliver Stone Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers....

Movie Drive Angry Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "I BRAKE 4 PUSSY” Summary In Drive Angry Nic Cage escapes hell to drive. Angrily. It’s a comedy / fantasy / action movie and we find out why he’s so angry.  2011 | R | 1h 44m Director: Patrick Lussier Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers....

Movie Moonstruck Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "BRING ME THE BIG KNIFE. I’M GOING TO CUT MY THROAT.” Summary Cher won a Best Actress Oscar for this movie. Nic Cage… did not. Our resident romance expert, Katie, host of the Holy Watermelon  podcast, helps us understand why. 1987 | PG | 1h 42m Director: Norman Jewison Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just...

Movie Racing With the Moon Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "I thought this was a Nic Cage movie?” Summary It’s the second installment in this season’s ‘chasing things that can’t be chased’ theme. Spoiler: It’s not about the moon. It’s kind of a romance. 1984 | PG | 1h 48m Director: Richard Benjamin Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-hav...

Movie Adaptation Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "That’s not a movie.” Summary Adaptation is a comedy/satire about a screenwriter writing an adaptation of the book ‘The Orchid Thief’ by Susan Orlean. Nicolas Cage plays twins for double our viewing pleasure. Special guest ShaunMakes joins us for your listening pleasure. 2002 | R | 1h 55m Director: Spike Jonze Obligatory: These are just our opinions. W...

Movie Running With the Devil Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "I’m not happy unless I’m unhappy” Summary Running With the Devil is a crime thriller, and we don’t want to spoil it, but crime is definitely involved. Thrills? We’ll see. 2019 | R | 1h 40m Director: Jason Cabell Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will con...

Movie Renfield Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "It sounds like you gotta meet my mom” Summary Renfield is about Dracula’s loyal servant. In the original story, he’s a groveling lunatic in an asylum. In this one, he’s kind of a modern nerd assisting the world’s most toxic boss.  2023 | R | 1h 33m Director: Chris McKay Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just...

Movie Raising Arizona Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "Rambunctious Behavior" Summary Raising Arizona is an 80’s classic crime comedy. How many Hawaiian shirts does Nic wear? And how many babies are in this movie? We answer the hard-hitting questions, with help from special guest Mike, of the Tales from the Glass Guarded World and Tales of Bob podcasts. 1987 | PG-13 | 1h 34m Directors: Joel and Ethan...

Movie The Rock Alex’s Alternate Movie Title "Don't Forget About The Balls" Summary We watch the iconic 90s action movie The Rock and learn a lot of things about Alcatraz that probably aren’t true. Sean Connery does some prison break-in stuff. 1996 | R | 2h 16m Director: Michael Bay Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This epis...

Will we exhaust his filmography before it exhausts us? There's over 100 Nic Cage movies to watch, and we're going to try to watch every single one... National Treasure, too.