Nate Knows Nothing with Nate Armbruster

This week on Nate Knows Nothing, I bought a stranger a slice of pizza and accidentally had my most wholesome moment of 2025. Meanwhile, my fake owl has become a pigeon magnet, and the new pope just reignited Chicago's crosstown baseball beef. Turns out he's a lifelong White Sox fan, and yes, the Cubs tried to claim him anyway.  Over in corporate clownery, HBO Max rebranded back to HBO Max, officia...

This week on Nate Knows Nothing, I recap a Mother's Day weekend that included my mom and my mother-in-law watching me do stand-up, so, no pressure there. Meanwhile, teenagers are lighting Chromebooks on fire in school bathrooms as part of the viral #ChromebookChallenge , because nothing says "future leaders" like burning laptops for clout.  Over in the sports world, Chelsea's Cole Palmer thinks 10...

This week on Nate Knows Nothing: I got a haircut and instantly regretted it, there's a new pope from Chicago (allegedly), and a college student tried to climb Mt. Fuji like it was a treadmill at Planet Fitness. We're talking robot waiters in Havana, a cruise ship bomb threat that somehow made Florida more Florida, and why no one should ever trust me with scissors or plans. Plus: I'm live at The De...

This week, I talk about how much of an idiot I am, which, honestly, could be the theme every week. Then I get into the NBA playoffs and how basketball, while fun to watch, is kind of a ridiculous sport when you really think about it. It's a mix of personal rambling, light sports commentary, and the usual amount of unnecessary overthinking. If you like jokes with a side of existential dread and hot...

I fumble through last-minute shopping, packing fails, and the chaos of a New Year's Eve wedding, all while pretending to enjoy the holidays. And hey, don't miss out on the fun – join my email list for updates on upcoming shows and be the first to know where I'm headed next.

This week, I'm talking about the people who dress up as Santa, why cookie exchanges are just a sneaky way to make you eat 1,000 calories in one sitting, and the rare joy of having nice neighbors. Oh, and I'll fill you in on a corporate gig I did recently because nothing says Christmas like telling jokes in a conference room. Tune in! And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join my email list t...

In this slightly late post-Thanksgiving episode, I share a mix of stories and thoughts, including the time I gave gas money to a stranger and other random musings. It's a little rambling, a little reflective, and totally unscripted. And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join my email list to get updates on upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you'll be the first to know where I'm headed next.

In this episode, Nate shares his thoughts on dealing with public coughing, the frustrations of self-checkout, and the experience of buying a new washer and dryer at Lowe's. And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join Nate's email list to get updates on his upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you'll be the first to know where he's headed next.

This week, Nate shares funny stories from his life, takes a look at the Election Day aftermath, and wraps things up with a royal twist—the bizarre tale of Queen Elizabeth's wedding cake, still mysteriously intact after all these years. And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join Nate's email list to get updates on his upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you'll be the first to know where he's hea...

This week on Nate Knows Nothing, I'm ditching midweek drinks for oatmeal and somehow feeling ancient. Between attempts at eating healthy, Halloween, and the real horror—election season—I'm navigating it all with a bit of humor and a lot of confusion. Join me! And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join my  email list to get updates on my upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you'll be the first to...

This week, I stumbled upon a legit speakeasy—just a guy running a "closed" bar, and it was awesome. Also, election text messages are blowing up my phone, and I'm over it. Plus, I settle the ultimate debate: why I "unapologetically" like candy corn. And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join my  email list to get updates on my upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you'll be the first to know where...

In this episode, I talk about my trip to Arizona for a wedding and why flying with Frontier Airlines is still a nightmare. Expect some travel gripes and a few wedding stories from the desert. And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join my email list to get updates on my upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you'll be the first to know where I'm headed next!

In this episode, Nate shares the awkward moment when he accidentally stole someone's grocery cart at the store and how he tried to recover from it. He also talks about the craziness of hurricane season, and recounts the surreal experience of seeing someone get hit by a car. It's an episode filled with strange situations and dry humor.  And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join Nate's emai...

Join comedian Nate Armbruster as he recounts a lively weekend spent with family by the green-dyed Chicago River for St. Patrick's Day, then shifts gears to share his experience with the city's primary election. It's a blend of festive fun and political punditry, all delivered with Nate's unmistakable humor. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join Nate's email list to get the latest on h...

This week, Nate's talking about attending a beach wedding in Florida and a comedy gig that went, well, pretty badly. It's all about the laughs, the awkward moments, and how sometimes things just don't go as planned. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join Nate's email list to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. S...

Nate Armbruster dishes on the quirks of cash-only haircuts and Venmo tips, alongside a laugh-packed recap of his trip to Niles, Michigan's Underground Laugh Lounge. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join Nate's email list to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate's hi...

Nate dives into tales from his shows in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan last weekend and the saga of a broken ATM that devoured all his cash, in this edition of 'Nate Knows Nothing.' And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join Nate's email list to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to kn...

In this episode, comedian Nate Armbruster offers a recap of his recent weekend spent in Traverse City, Michigan, where he participated in the Traverse City Comedy Festival . Beyond the stage, Nate shares insights from an awkward visit to Lowe's. Additionally, he delves into the trending topic of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on this edition of Nate Knows Nothing. And hey, don't miss out on the ins...

On this quickfire episode, Nate hits the road and brings you all the buzz straight from the Traverse City Comedy Festival. Dive into the hype surrounding the festival, feel the sting of the Lions' nail-biting miss at a Super Bowl appearance, and get the scoop on the latest Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce story. Tune in for these stories and Nate's unique take, all while he's on the move. And hey, do...

This Sunday, the Detroit Lions are facing off against the San Francisco 49ers with their sights set on the Super Bowl, and Nate Armbruster is all over it in this episode of 'Nate Knows Nothing'. Joining him are the hilariously insightful comedians Sal Demilio and Bob Phillips from ' The Sal and Bob Show .' Together, they dive into the Lions' incredible season, their journey through the playoffs, a...

In this episode, Nate dives into the Detroit Lions' victory, their first playoff win in three decades. It's a big deal, folks! He also shares his own sports betting adventures, or should we say, misadventures. Then, he shifts gears to talk about McDonald's bringing back the legendary Double Big Mac. It's a comeback story that's almost as exciting as the Lions' win. Almost. And hey, don't miss out...

Comedian Nate Armbruster chats about burning the midnight oil to record this latest episode. He dives into the glitz and glam of the Golden Globes, and he unpacks that wild story about the Alaska Airlines flight whose door decided to bail shortly after takeoff. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join Nate's email list to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass b...

This week, Nate dives into his New Year's Eve escapades, kicking off with a 5 pm show and wrapping up just in time for the final two minutes of the countdown. By his standards, it was a pretty solid night. Nate also chats about resolutions, dishing out his take on why you should (or shouldn't) set them as we usher in the new year with a touch of light-heartedness. Join Nate's Email List: HERE

In this uproarious episode of 'Nate Knows Nothing', join host Nate Armbruster as he navigates the comedic chaos of having mice at home, shares tales of daring elderly skydivers, and delves into the quirky world of garage sale and flight etiquette. From mouse-hunting mishaps to the adrenaline rush of seniors skydiving and the unspoken rules of bargain hunting and air travel, Nate's witty insights a...

Get ready for a hilarious and unexpectedly insightful episode of "Nate Knows Nothing," where Nate delves into the world of mall walking after a recent trip to the local shopping center. This episode is a delightful mix of comedy and reflection, as Nate shares his observations on everything from kiosk vendors to the zen-like focus of seasoned mall walkers, and more. Tune in for an episode that's as...