Narushow: A Podcast About Naruto

Okay so, some stuff happens this episode, namely Kankuro getting healed, Gaara getting sucked into a spider, and Itachi and Shark Man starting a fight with the teams. But mostly, Tim and Taylor just wanted to talk about who we think is going to die. Emily just sat back and laughed, knowingly. It was a good time. It's NARUSHOW!

Episodes discussed: 9-10 Look man, we're not saying Sasori's face is the worst face yet, but it's awfully close. That guy can bite me. Wait, no. That'd hurt. Cuz of his piano mouth. Anyway... IT'S NARUSHOW!

Episodes discussed: 7-8 Gaara's been caught! But fear not! Kankuro is chasing down Deidara and Sasori! Surely he'll be able to handle these two Akatsuki dimwits, right? Totally. One hundred percent. Absolutely. Yeah no for sure. Also, Team Kakashi head out to help. It's NARUSHOW!

Episodes discussed: 5-6 Boy, do we hate that Deidara gentleman, and not only because of his vile, disgusting hands. But hey, at least we know what this whole arc is about now? That's a good thing, right? Sure, why not. It's NARUSHOW!

Episodes discussed: 3-4 Check this out: Deidara sucks. We already hate him, and he's barely even done anything. But at least our good boy Gaara is back, and Naruto and Sakura do a good job fighting with Kakashi in the return of the bell test thing. Hey, time flies, amirite? It's NARUSHOW!

Episodes discussed: Naruto Shippuden 1-2 We made it! It's a brand new world! We're done with Naruto proper and moving on to Naruto Shippuden! However, there is a problem. Sasuke is here, after much insistence from Emily to the boys that we wouldn't be seeing him for long. At least he's not here long, and hey! Naruto and all his ninja buds are back! It's NARUSHOW!

Well, we finally made it. Naruto is OVER. This week, Seimei dies, Gaara is randomly not a monster anymore, and Jiraiya and Kakashi shockingly don't do anything. Plus, we break down some of our favorite -- and leas favorite! -- moments in Naruto proper. Next week, it's time for Shippuden! It's NARUSHOW!

Look. This one's a little goofy. We got a little loopy on our late Monday recording. But hey, we did find a new political hero in No-Brows, the man of the people. VOTE NO-BROWS 2020 - oh wait no he's dead. JUST KIDDING. Anyway, It's NARUSHOW!

All the kids are here this time around...except our girl Tenten. Why you gotta be leaving Tenten out, Naruto filler? Anyway, the kids are on a mission to mess up some folks, and that's exactly what they do. Plus, Taylor forgets how to speak English. Episodes discussed: 216, 217

FINALLY, some extremely high quality filler. This is what it's all about, folks. People sneak into the Leaf Village disguised as Guy on two separate occasions and Shino does a big laugh. It's NARUSHOW! Episodes covered: 161, 186, 193

Finally, the torture is over. When we set off on this journey called "The Curry of Life", we expected good times and joyous Rock Lee moments. Instead, we got...this. Raiga. The Backpack Boy. A whole bunch of retreads of iconic Naruto moments with zero emotional weight behind them. But hey, we finally made it. We survived the Raiga arc. It's NARUSHOW!

I'm not going to lie to y'all. I kind of want to just be done with filler forever. Raiga is the worst villain of all time, The kid in the backpack makes no sense, and Tenten wants to murder a child (?!?!?!?!?!!!??). But hey, we committed to bringing you the finest Naruto content, and that involves going through the worst it has to offer. You're welcome? It's NARUSHOW!

Hoo boy, y'all were really stoked on us getting to some filler. But we've gotta be frank: why? This SUCKS. Sure, we've got Rock Lee doin' his thing and eating some mega spicy curry and a good Tsunade/Guy scene, but y'all? This is rough. We haven't even seen Raiga's face yet and he's already the worst. At least there's a bunch of terrible Wolverines? It's NARUSHOW!

Well, we finally made it. This, right here, is the True Finale of Naruto. Sure, there's like 90 filler episodes and then another "finale" at the end of things. But right here, right now, is when Naruto finally kicks Sasuke's ass. Right? That's what happens? No? Dammit.

We couldn't get our lives together enough to record a full episode, so here's a miniature episode where Tim and Taylor try to guess exactly what's going to happen as we finally -- FINALLY -- finish this whole Naruto vs. Sasuke garbage. WE'RE ALMOST HOME, Y'ALL. It's NARUSHOW!

Join us as we skip 95% of an episode because it quite literally is entirely stuff we've seen before plus about a minute and a half of new content. But hey, at least we get a cool fight and a Pakkun sighting out of the deal? It's NARUSHOW!

These are literally the worst episodes in the history of Naruto, and I feel fully comfortable saying that. Listen, as the plot doesn't move at all and we get a whole bunch of backstory that doesn't actually matter. And we find out why Sasuke is the narc that he is. It's NARUSHOW!

With Tim out this week, we decided to make Taylor look like an idiot! Emily tells him the title of animes that he's occasionally heard of (this is generous) and he tries to tell everyone what it is! It's...NARUSHOW? KIND OF?

Gaara does some work to finish off the bone boy Kimimaro, and almost completely blows it. And then we talk about Detective Pikachu for a while in order to put off talking about Sasuke for as long as humanly possible. But then, we embark on an endeavor to, uh, finish Naruto? We're nearing the end, folks! It's NARUSHOW!

The Sand Siblings are here to save the day, and oh boy are we excited! Also some garbage with Naruto and Sasuke happens, but we'd prefer to just ignore that happening entirely. Whatever, who cares. It's NARUSHOW!

Three words: Drunk. Rock. Lee. What else do you need to know? It's NARUSHOW!

Kimimaro is rapidly climbing the list of the Worst Characters in Naruto, which is impressive, considering Orochimaru, you know, exists. Plus, Shikamaru develops a sick plan to defeat Slipknot and Kiba earns his name back. It's NARUSHOW!

Can we handle three different fights in a row? Can Emily even try to keep up with all the wackiness that's required? Can Tim push himself to get past Kimimaro's disgusting antics? Can Taylor stay awake after his long weekend? These questions answered, and more! It's NARUSHOW!

Neji vs. Spider-Man. The Dirtbag Squad vs. The Orochimaru Goons. A Whole Bunch of Prisoners vs. A Whole Bunch of Prisoners. Orochimaru vs. A Suspiciously Modern Shower. Taylor vs. Pronouncing Words. The Lack of Motor Vehicles in Naruto vs. Kabuto's Several Computers. There's a whole lot of battles going on in this week's pair of episodes, and we're here to break them all down. It's NARUSHOW!

Finally, Neji does some cool and good stuff, taking his first steps on the road to redemption. He still has yet to overcome his eugenicist ways, but at least he took a few webs to the face. Also, everyone yells at Taylor for not editing gross sounds out of the podcast, Emily gets upset about spider buttholes, and Tim gets mad at Los Angeles weather. It's NARUSHOW!