NAMELESS BEST FRIENDS

We'll tell you right up front - there aren't enough puppies in this movie. And if you're already familiar with Milk Bones, you won't be bowled over by our heroine's invention. Nevertheless, this was a cute movie, if not really that good. Can't wait for Christmas in July! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Ac...

Welcome to part two of our coverage of the movie Paige deemed "Ageism: the Musical." Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lordy, lordy, look who's forty! What a shame she marked it with this terrible movie about falling for a toddler-man with whom she has nothing in common. Except the fact that they're both exceptionally wealthy, that is. Warning: no matter what they say, this movie is a musical. Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted...

Falling in love in Niagara…Falls. If you’re looking for romance and sizzling chemistry, look elsewhere. But if you want a tourism reel for Things to Do in Niagara, look no further! But Hallmark’s here to tell you, you’re gonna need a bitter tour guide. Thanks, Niagara Tourism Board. Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharb...

We're back! Why didn't anyone come looking for us? We left an embroidered map to a trail of carved flowers pointing the way up the stairs and into the gift wrapping room, into the wall behind the smoked out clown portrait of Emmett Kelley! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

We're back! Paige took a week off to go to SXSW where Richie's project won the "audience choice" award! HUGE deal! They also took some time to get Covid on the way back. Meanwhile, here on the 'cast, we break down the finale of Traitors. We enjoyed it but...question if the show is really as good as it could be. Maybe the rules should be tweaked a little to keep suspense. And maybe t...

Taryn joins us again for a look at the weddings that were and the weddings that weren't, and all the players involved. Was Johnny trying his hardest not to say "my wife" like Borat? Did some of the Mother of the Bride dresses (we're not saying who) come from Party City? And, hey, do you think Chelsea looks a little like Megan Fox? It's all here! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found her...

Emily joins us for a second episode and tells us that Raya isn't as great as it's reputed. Then on to Love is Blind: we watch the women pick wedding trips, have dates of varying amounts of romance (our vote: campfire). Is this show a game or is it an earnest attempt to find soul mates? If it's a game, Chelsea's doing a great job, what with two proposals and lots of drama. Would it be more interest...

Jeramey's mom knows what she has wrought. Chelsea and Jimmy continue to fight, making the rest of us uncomfy even though Chelsea simply calls it a "hiccup." Johnny and Amy are doing great, he asks for her hand in marriage and her father consents. No surprises there. AD's mom distributes some wisdom, making us wish she could go talk to some people from our lives. And then there is a party where all...

It's almost over! We say goodbye to Phaedra in what was called "a shocking twist" online but which was visible ten miles away. Somehow Sandra continues to lurch through unnoticed and no one is paying attention to Trishelle, even though she's been right a LOT at this point. And she's pissed. Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbis...

It’s Hometown Visit Week here on The Bach- I mean, Love is Blind, and it’s every bit as awkward as you might hope. Couples snipe in front of friends and family and there is a general feeling of “this isn’t gonna work” brewing among everyone but Johnny and Amy. Yet. Who knows what the future holds for them? Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharb...

The day you’ve been waiting for is finally here: we talk caftans and flowy clothes. Oh yeah, and episode 8 of Love is Blind, where Jimmy is a dick about Chelsea’s roommate, who seems like a really nice person. He also stalks Jessica’s Instagram. Kenneth is addicted to his phone and apparently unashamed of that. Brittany deserves SO much better. Also, there’s a big breakup! Bonus epi...

Bean Dip. WTF? Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We begin today with a lesson in international vocational opportunities, specifically Polish Wood Hookers. After mentally filing that, we move on to The Traitors, where Parvati is still gone. Alas. Kate is recruited to replace her and OF COURSE she accepts. Kate and Phaedra are a delightfully irreverent pair but that might be in danger as we end the episode at the round table with a...

Well, well, well, true colors are already beginning to show. We're in the Dominican Republic and Laura wants Jeramey to slap AD's boobs and call it "bean dip" because it will be hilarious. Everyone disagrees. Looks like things are about to get good. Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Paige and Beth discuss episode 4 of season 6 Love is Blind--these episodes are getting WILD Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beth declares this the best Hallmark movie ever, but Paige wants more stakes and story. Everyone agrees Jane and the scenery are beautiful. Everyone also agrees that it's weird that Jane Austen named a character "Jane." Not even the main character. All in all, a stellar movie. Also, Paige still doesn't have Global Entry. Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharb...

JIMMY. LADY. LEGS. Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest Sarah joins us for a deep dive into episode 2, much of which Beth already discussed on the episode one coverage because they blur. But some things on this episode were clear: Matthew is a horrible, horrible person and “all of America” is NOT on his side; whoever ends up with Jimmy is going to be disappointed; and thick garlands of false lashes flatter no one. Bonus episodes and ad-free...

Love may or may not be blind, but it’s definitely dumb. The Mad Matthew roller coaster is a wild ride. Chelsea doesn’t look like Megan Fox and shouldn’t tell a (literally) blind date that because he can ONLY be disappointed. We’re rooting for Jessica’s happiness. And one of our favorite guests RICHIE is back with us! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow...

In this episode: Knives Out indeed. Parvati is gone. Long live Parvati. Peter isn’t nearly as clever as he thinks he is. The challenge is visually confusing. Beth doesn’t enjoy dog treats. Dr. Will makes a welcome appearance. And Phaedra makes a poor choice in recruiting a new traitor. Word to the wise: Don’t waste “join me or die” on someone who is dying to join...

In LOVE AND JANE we take a delightful stroll down a Boston(ish) street, into a world of warm shops, gleaming wood, books, ghosts, and meek but nice lil storylines. Oh, and romance. And a fabulous nameless best friend with her own excellent storyline. What a romp! An absolute winner. Beth, on the other hand, has realized she is a wizened old woman deep inside. Also? It was...

In this episode, Paige doesn’t know what pilgrims are, Beth is wrong about almost everything else, everyone hates Peter’s Pocket Pals, and we wonder does Phaedra deserve an Academy Award or a Razzie? Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some program notes: we are not obsessed with Paul Campbell, he need not contact the authorities. We are not anti-LARPer or judgmental of people who enjoy cosplaying. We can't help but talk a little Vanderpump, we touch on vintage 90 Day Fiance. Also, Hallmark’s movie this week was about some Cosplayers at a conference and the movie completely lacked the charm of Paul Campbell and the mag...