Mystical American Patriots Society

All about dat bass. Medieval brewing experiment. The Saint Nicholas Project. Who was the first European to visit the Americas? Saint Brendan the Voyager. Animal Hybrids and their consequences, etc. Links: The Saint Nicholas Project The Voyage of Saint BrendanThe Limits of Hybridizationmacroevolution.net

Music from My Neighbor Totoro. Mass chicken slaughtering. Gnome sighting. The fake pipeline hack. Bronze Age Mindset. Links: The pipeline was never really shut down. See here. Bronze Age Mindset

Dating Advice 4: Consider the Rooster. Fighting for community during COVID. 

The 1000 year war between Pygmies and Cranes. Links: The World’s Most Dangerous Gamebird?

An episode so rad that the internet tried to kill it in the cradle. (Sorry for the choppiness due to bad connections.) Julia Child. Thank you for supporting the show! Dating Advice 3. Everything is fake, and here’s why. You are oppressing yourself. Support the show! buymeacoffee.com/maps

Just give me old time rock n’ roll. Smokestack’s trip out west. Mailbag: jab for job? Sumo’s Unified Nephilim Theory. Book: Giants: Sons of the Gods by Douglas Van DornA good review of the book by Zach Garris

Sumo: Saddest Prepper. Flails never existed. Mailbag and Dating Advice Pt. 2. What is Ball Lightning? 

Sovereign Citizens’ Occult Lawfare. (00:24:00) Dating Advice, Pt. 1. (00:59:00) Gog-Magog. Hitler’s Monsters. The Universal History and Legendarium. Rebirth of Monsters. Argentina’s Economic Collapse. The 4th Turning. Links: Song: Going Gets Tough by Los Growlers Hitler’s Monsters, by Eric KurlanderHistory of the Kings of Britain, by Geoffrey of MonmouthSurviving The Economic Collapse, by Fernando...

Interview Preliminaries (00:44:30)Interview Foundational Questions (00:59:00)Twitter drama review! Caitlyn Conservatism Inc. panic porn pandemonium. “Remember: nobody cares.” Sumo’s take on the medical-treatment-which-shall-not-be-named. Interview: The JFK Assassination w/ Chuck Ochelli. Links:Ochelli EffectEEOC’s Mandatory V4xx Guidelines for Employers

The Monster of Rue Docteur Grandjean. Recapturing the culture by thinking about Leverage and Debt. Levers and fulcrums of cultural influence. Adam Smith’s lame nonsense. Money is debt. Debt Jubilee. Links: Debt: The First 5000 Years by: David Graeber

Smokestack becomes the giant catfish.  Everyone is an indoor-cat now. Folks’ minds are breaking under the weight of [Current Year]. We’re a nation of liars. Be the dude that saved the Voyager spacecraft. Masculinity LARPing. Coyote Mindset: Be a pack...

Death by cranial battery fire. AI: fake and gay. Mask morgellons and E-mask-ulation. Fear-center overload society. (00:37:20) Minus World. Links: Mario Minus WorldsZelda Minus WorldSkyrim Dev Underworld Mario 64 Mega Sperg-Out

Merch has landed at MAPSOC.ORG. Marks of the Beast, big and small. MAPS Ag. Pop-satanism for tweens. The Satanic Panic of the 80’s and 90’s, The McMartin Preschool, and their connection to the FBI “Finders” disclosure. Souls for sale. Sumo’s flying...

Burger King Speaks Jive. Listener Mailbag: Adeptus Mechanicus, Fabricator-General. COVID Cargo Cult. Tana Army. 1971 and the gold standard. Zomia and The Art of Not Being Governed. SKY PEOPLE FOREVER!LISTEN ON BUZZSPROUTLinks: White Burger KingBlack...

MAPSOC.ORGListener mailbag. The Original Fauci Ouchie: AZT. The Costa Concordia tragicomedy. Bitcoin as lifeboat. COVID retrospective. Links: AIDS and the AZT Scandal - SPINThe Costa Concordia - Internet Historian 

Hot Bath Aristocracy. Listener Mailbag, ft. Tall Hot Chocolate. Randall Carlson, sacred numbers, ancient astronomy, and other matters not bendy enough for yoga class. Links: Randall Carlson

Mystical News Roundup! (00:38:00) Is your city great or lame?  (01:10:00) Jordan Peterson Retrospective. Works Cited: Deep Black HorizonHovering ShipJBP Drinking Song

Or, “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let Sumo Fix Vatican II.” (1:22) MAPS Agriculture Project Update: Smokestack’s Chickens. (1:30) Is the Mars Rover real? Contact Us! MAPSOC.ORG

Visit us! MAPSOC.ORG  / Sumo is chilling in Cancun w/ Ted. No one is coming to help you, and the government doesn’t care of you die. Jan 6th confirmed fake and ghey. Nuclear War Survival Skills. Works CitedNuclear War Survival Skills by Cresson H Kearny...

Teachers dun goofed.  Line go update. MAPS stateless nation. The Lost Chinese Civilization in Arizona Murder Mystery (Starts 53:00). Works cited: BinanceProtonMailKrakenAP MagazineSong: ”Fake Empire” by The National

Dark Matter and Fake Space. Talking about feminism and democracy w/ Zachary Garris. Works Cited:Dark Matter Fake/Ghey (NBC)Zachary Garris Links: TwitterBook: Masculine ChristianitySite: Knowing ScriptureSite: Teach Diligently

The Gamestonk Happening. Why crypto might wreck civilization in the near future. Religious implications of blockchain revolution. History of the Men In Black phenomena. Support our work, beloved goobers!https://www.buymeacoffee.com/maps

Nighttime show! The 90’s were great. Wet Australia. 2020: Year of Apocalypses. Q2: The Reckoning. The Amish blew up the matrix. The story of Travis Walton. Song: Who Built The Moon by: ShinyribsShower us with filthy...

Congratulations, you’re all terrorists now. The US is governed by norms because the law is unknowable. Dispatches from Sumo’s Q infiltration.  When prophecy fails. Coyote mindset. Star magic and current events- Capital “happening” as Saturnalia Pageant. 

[ EARLY RELEASE!] Listener Mailbag! Take the Hellen Keller Pill. Sumo channels Pol Pot. Q stock is at an all-time low… TIME TO BUY! Contact us! MAPSOC.org