Mystical American Patriots Society

Sumo’s new steel drum. The flu vaccine no longer protects you from the flu. It never protected you from the flu, what are you talking about? You can’t wake people up. Vox Day does a scientific experiment and proves that we can see to far. Kavi gets into an argument with people on the Internet about it. Everyone at NASA has been crazy. Ludwig Wittgenstein and it’s as good as we can get. Every singl...

Civil War re-enactments, why was the Civil War so weird? Why don’t the re-enact the Revolutionary War? Maybe because of all the terrorism and guerrilla tactics… Do they re-enact wars in Canada? Upcoming interviews on the Mystical American Patriots Society podcast! The new Waynel Sexton. George Floyd re-cap. They always have to let you know when it’s fake, it’s part of the Illuminati religion. Prob...

Make America Great Again, the Trump TV sitcom. Trump’s mugshotWorld War 3 predictions, the war in Niger, potentially aliens and how do you profit off the End Times? Trump the Musical would be such a hit, the biggest hit, you’re never going to see a bigger hit. Sumo has a vision and it’s going to be great. Soccer, “The Game of Ball,” the origins of the sport, soccer vs football, sports are too safe...

Sung Wong tries to sell everyone on shiny new room temperature superconductors. Anything science-related that comes out of Asia is a scam. You might say they’re the greatest at scams. All the low-hanging fruit of scientific discovery has already been plucked. Sumo explains how he’s now trans. No one cared about pedophilia in the 80s, why does the right-wing care so much about it now? Social media...

Rich Men North of Richmond is an obvious psy-op. Bring back ginger shaming! Gingers are a problem because they have Nephilim DNA.There are no heroes, the only person who saves you is yourself, or maybe your friends and God. The switch back is coming…Sound of Freedom funder arrested for child trafficking. Is Barack Obama gay? Obama’s chef dies under mysterious circumstances and seemed to have an in...

The king and the magic mirror. How Archimedes discovered buoyancy. You’re going to have to ruminate on this episode. Divorce by combat vs divorce today. Going to the Colosseum would be so awesome, better than anything on Tik Tok and Sumo would totally go. The Gladiator.io app would be the most popular app ever. The ancient world was better in so many ways but also worse. Space continues to appear...

Predicting dates for the end of the world. Camping at the end of the world with Harold Camping and other failed predictions. Sumo finishes watching the Last of Us. All the wokeness can be taken more than one way, see Horseshoe Theory. Woke vs racist, it’s the same thing. Wokeness wouldn’t matter in the apocalypse. Talking about Australia with Tani. Sumo has audio problems. Stalled Century, the sam...

Free Kevin Mitnick! Life lessons from obese Steve Harvey. Only working when people are watching is the American way. Hacking used to be cool. Sumo segues into population collapse. Discussion of the Birthgap documentary with thoughts and theories why no one around the world is having kids. Fertility statistics about different countries. Births being uncoupled from marriage doesn’t seem to influence...

The first ever MAPS members only livestream! How different generations take care of (or don’t take care of) their children. Sumo goes to see the live action Little Mermaid movie and talks about things that don’t make sense. The CalArts animated style is ruining everything. The new Snow White movie doesn’t look great either, the intentional uglification of all forms of art and entertainment right n...

Zombie movies and TV shows. There’s not a lot of zombies in ancient folklore. Sumo’s film thesis is that they’re a result of modern society and automation. Sumo offends all the nerds. If you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse just wear some layers. The Mystical American Patriots Society is working on the zombie vaccine and genuinely saving lives. The Moon Map! How map projections work. Ever...

Buy food buckets because France is on fire! Protesting is pointless and Europeans are insane/fundamentally broken. All you can do is take away their weapons. Americans are at lest slightly less insane. MAPS really needs to sell food buckets. The story of Ross Ulbricht and the Silk Road website. When a member of your tribe commits a crime it’s natural to side against the police/government. The just...

Mr. Rogers was kind of creepy. A ton of stuff happened this week. What's the deal with all the shoes? They faked the moon quarantine, but the rest of the moon landing was definitely real. Sumo’s moon landing is fake prediction, bookmark this in your brain. Conspiracy theories are still serving the system. Return to the Eternal Conspiracy. Finding ways to profit from the schemes of the elite. The “...

The beauty of landfills, Sumo finds his old Historical European Martial Arts (HEMA) equipment, what Medieval Times were really like, Tacti-Cool spears and other weaponry, Dead Internet Theory, people just want their own worldview confirmed, Holy Days and Juneteenth. Shownotes: Winguard Wearables Alternate Current Radio Links: MAPSOC.ORG Alternate Current Radio Sumo’s Substack The Saint Nicholas Pr...

Swimming, forest fires, hurricanes, crazy 711 stuff, Ted Cruz and aggravated homosexuality, Lauren Southern is the latest conservative to get divorced (from a fed), thoughts on Ted Kaczynski, UFOs and theories about the sudden disclosures, Apple’s new VR googles, Trump’s getting indicted again (yawn) and shark attack sovereign citizens. Shownotes: Lauren Southern's giant tweet and video Apple's Vi...

Röbynn Europe’s totally real lawsuit, SpongeBob PedoPants, they’re digging a 33,000-foot hole in China (because of course), weather manipulation, chemtrails, climate change, geo-engineering, Canadian politics break and Kavi might start a political party, water experiments, manipulating the weather with your mind, and frequencies. Shownotes: Frankenskies Documentary Blue Mind: The Surprising Scienc...

The Prime Directive and Yosemite (The Bison Thing), Indian white supremacists, the gang tries to buy some Nazi flags, the Eternal Conspiracy as demonstrated in That Hideous Strength and the rest of C.S. Lewis’s Space Trilogy, J.R.R. Tolkien’s take on conspiracy, dragons, the Technical Distraction, Sumo gives a physics lesson and Kavi visits a dinosaur museum. Shownotes: The Yellowstone Tweet (now...

Flat Earth Dave interview, Plato on Recollection and Reincarnation, Kavi checks in on the Q people. Shownotes: Flat Earth Clock App - Android Flat Earth Clock App - iOS DITRH YouTube Channel www.flatearthdave.com Video: Measuring Antarctica Video: Perspective NOT Curvature - Boats over the horizon Video: Globers claim the wildest things about our Flat Earth. Video: Our Projected Sun over a FLAT EA...

Sumo’s adventures at Disney World, progress, the Kremlin attack, the Steven Crowder train wreck, Japan failed to go to the moon, you need to lie to make money, Antarctica Extravaganza, and the MAPS Order of the Penguin. Links: MAPSOC.ORG Alternate Current Radio Sumo’s Substack The Saint Nicholas Project Donate HERE! Follow us on Twitter: Sumo / Ghostack

Tiffany Dover is back! Sovereign Citizens, Space X’s recent explosion, Numerology, the Nutrition Pill, Near Death Experiences and Hell. Shownotes: Near Death Experiences to Hell and Back by John J. Graden The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis The Last Battle by C.S. Lewis Links: MAPSOC.ORG Alternate Current Radio Sumo’s Substack The Saint Nicholas Project Donate HERE! Follow us on Twitter: Sumo / Ghosta...

Mr. Beast and his transgender friend, nothing happened with Trump’s indictment, why the podcast now costs $100 a month, Andrew Tate (possibly) faked his arrest to get hair plugs, "Sin Cascades" and how to save the West, attacking Catholics, and 12 rules for new Truthers. Shownotes: Mr. Beast on YouTube UnderstandingConspiracy on YouTube CONSPIRACY-R-US on YouTube Links: MAPSOC.ORG Alternate Curren...

No respect, psyops, the real reason why Smokestack had to die, body doubles, Occam’s Razor, the recent bang event, shoes again for some reason, cave art is just silly drawings AI, Project Lazarus, Chat GPT and technical difficulties. Shownotes: Sumo’s tweet to eugyppius about the movement of the planets Godward’s Project Lazarus Video Sumo’s chat screenshots that Chat GPT doesn’t want you to see L...

St. Patrick’s Day is the original Juneteenth, the Irish are responsible for the LGBT movement, karma and Wag the Dog, Chat GPT, all of history is probably fake, Flat Earth, an introduction to Tartaria, the Millennial Kingdom and Phantom Time. Shownotes: BioCharisma Podcast Wag the Dog Conan the Barbarian Mind Unveiled: Introduction to Tartaria John Levi on YouTube Exploring Tartaria – The Timeline...

Christmas! AI will eat itself. Victory Lap. Winning. Glorious CO2 future. Avian Flu. Happy memories. Cycle complete. Hello World. Links: MAPSOC.ORG Alternate Current Radio Sumo’s Substack The Saint Nicholas Project Donate HERE! Follow us on Twitter: Sumo / Smokestack

Merit Badges. Ohio. Defaulting the Queen. The knowledge of good and evil. The story of Job. Links: MAPSOC.ORG Alternate Current Radio Sumo’s Substack The Saint Nicholas Project Donate HERE! Follow us on Twitter: Sumo / Smokestack

North Dakota. Tucker. Balloon. Turtlez All Zee Way Down. Unicorns. “The system doesn’t go away until you stop needing it’s approval.” -Sumo Turtles All The Way Down Links: MAPSOC.ORG Alternate Current Radio Sumo’s Substack The Saint Nicholas Project Donate HERE! Follow us on Twitter: Sumo / Smokestack