Myopia Movies

In honor of the holiday season, we once more crack out a family flick and who says family film and holidays more than Macaulay Culkin? We watched Richie Rich (Home Alone, but if he was as Rich as Macaulay Culkin), the movie that reminds us Billionaires are good, it is accountants that are evil. We want to thank you for a great year! More of you joined the Patreon, the audience grew by nearly 70% a...

This week we cobble together history from the type of people who think that Pocahontas was a documentary. We watched Anastasia, the reason why Don Bluth is not allowed to direct princess stories again. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our...

This month's Patreon exclusive is Disney's attempt to make a steam punk super hero! We watched The Rocketeer Disney's best movie about the explosive power of alcohol!

In honor of the Release of Ghostbusters: Afterlife, I am rereleasing episode 6, Ghostbusters 2! Classic episode, goofy nonsense! Enjoy your Black Friday and consider our Patreon! Patreon.com/Myopia

This week we learn that gamblers are never happy. We watched All Dogs Go To Heaven, the animated sequel to The Cannonball Run. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our ba...

This week on Myopia Movies, Danny Devito helps knock up Arnold Schwarzenegger with Emma Thompson's baby...Hey man, you want a believable premise? They were twins in the previous film. We watched Junior, my transition into Parental Leave.  Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is pa...

Zoinks! Hey guys, this week we learn how bad CGI can be! We watched Scooby Doo (2002), the movie that presupposes Linda Cardellini would get jiggy with something. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, li...

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn all girls are princesses. We watched A Little Princess, nothing bad could ever happen during World War I! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, r...

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn why they don't allow gum in school. We watched The Blob (1988), gospel to COVID deniers.  Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our ba...

In honor of the new Addams Family Animated film, we visit Addams Family Values for the Patreon few! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for ad...

This week Dean Wermer puts Klowns on double secret probation! We watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space, what are ya gonna do with those 'pies,' boys?" If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his signed, come by Tall Tale Books in Atlanta on 10/30, from 1-3pm Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks a...

This week, turns out, he wasn't dead! Will Loomis shoot cops at random? Halloween 2: The Hospital! If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his signed, come by Tall Tale Books in Atlanta on 10/30, from 1-3pm Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rew...

This month, James Bond returns with No Time to Die! Mission Briefing returns too! Did you guys think the podcast would last this long? I meant, Daniel Craig, that Craig would last this long?  Want to hear the whole thing? Join the $3 or higher tier! Want an extra episode a month? $5! Want Myopia  Movie riffs?  $10!    

This month, Craig T. Nelson mocks a little person! We watched Poltergeist, they're heeeeeeere! If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his signed, come by Tall Tale Books in Atlanta on 10/30, from 1-3pm Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewardi...

This week we watch Nic Cage have difficulty with Angelina Jolie handling his stick shift. We watched Gone in 60 Seconds, they all just want to have sex with cars, right? Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional st...

This week on Myopia Movies we are down to duck! We watched Lea Thompson in yet another inappropriate relationship, we saw Howard the Duck, our last hope for novelty in the MCU. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additi...

This week we learn that good is bad, but this is also, just bad. We watched A Kid in King Arthur's Court, how do you make Kate Winslet and Daniel Craig look this bad? Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff...

This week we are reminded that Dick from Third Rock from the Sun is crazy! We saw Ricochet, where else you going to see Governor Jesse Ventura die in a white supremacist joust fight? If you want to here us riff it, consider joining the Cineprov Patreon. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower ti...

This week we root against the hero! We watched First Kid, not even Sinbad charm can save this kid.... Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for...

This week we go behind the Patreon paywall and unveil a new Mission Briefing episode. This week Roger Moore reprises his role as Roger Moore, we watched the Cannonball Run! Every tier of our Patreon becomes one tier cheaper this week! Mission Briefing is free! Extra ep at the $3 level and riff at $5! Join today! How will the Cannonball Run hold up? Host: Jon Panel: Nic, Fitzy, Charlie  

This week we learn that the movies inside movies are real in movies! Mind BLOWN! We watched Last Action Hero, Arnie versus the real world, like he intended!  Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like mo...

This month Daniel tells me Ack ack aaackkkkk for 45 straight minutes, we watched Mars Attacks! How can Pierce Brosnan still be this sexy? Join the  Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs,...

This week we kill off half the cast and start over! Unrelated, but has anyone seen Matt? We watched X-Men: The Last Stand! The Dark Phoenix is impossible to get right, there, I said it.  Join the  Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans wi...

This week we discuss the ins and outs of prehistoric capitalism. We watched the Flintstones! Will Fred Flintstone yabba dabba doo it with Halle Berry?  Join the  Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie epi...

Welcome to Season 8! This month we return to Cameron town for the first time directorially on the main feed with The Abyss, a movie directed so good, Cameron was punched out by Ed Harris on set!   Join the  Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our bigge...