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My Therapist Ghosted Me

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Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed."My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated...

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You Look So Lonely... 08.06.2023 44:14

Ghosted has been traversing the length and bredth of the UK in the last couple of weeks, and this week you join Vogue & Joanne in a studio in Glasgow! Just make sure you're ready for the horrendous story about the fella who wants to be taller than he is... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/p...

MTGM EXTRA! "He wanted to ride me in the car..." 06.06.2023 24:27

This week, the emails go from controlling boyfriends to unwanted, very public displays of affection. Plus, trotters, prunes and Boyzone. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster!...

Rip Off Biography, Birthday Retweets & Beyoncé 02.06.2023 43:01

Vogue & Joanne are both in disbelief at Amber's (Vogue's sister) actions this week. It's hit them hard. Plus, a rip off purchase, an expensive toe ring and a VERY long drive. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch a...

MTGM EXTRA! "Why I want to be alone..." 31.05.2023 20:51

Following the run of 3 BANANAS live shows in Cork, Vogue & Joanne get back to the email inbox to discuss dumping in document form and a disastrous date. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as we...

Replying To Trolls, Resisting Robots & Dealing With Housemates 25.05.2023 45:22

Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM live show kicked off... Joanne has entered her angry phase and Vogue has some serious worries about robots taking over. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ir...

MTGM EXTRA! "The T Word" - With Una Healy 24.05.2023 29:04

Una Healy joins Vogue and Joanne to tell her long-awaited side of the story, following the whole "throuple" thing... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information...

Beep Beep At The BAFTAs 18.05.2023 47:03

You join Vogue & Joanne live from Doobs (Dubai)... To give you an idea of the situation, Joanne was hungover and Vogue was 3 coffees deep when they hit record... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websi...

MTGM EXTRA! "She styled it out!" 17.05.2023 18:37

There are a couple of corking emails this week, as well as an orgasm at a classical music concert... What more could you ask for?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For mo...

Passport Problems, Comedy Reviews & Turning 40! 11.05.2023 46:56

Fresh from their shows at The London Palladium, Vogue & Joanne discuss celebrating a milestone birthday in the sky, Eurovision and the reason why interviewing someone is harder than you might think! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The...

MTGM EXTRA! "We don't need to do anything weird..." 09.05.2023 22:38

Not only are there plenty of emails to get through, but there's also the small matter of Nicolas Cage and his childhood memories, his pet snakes and the reason he doesn't eat pork... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to chec...

Metabolising... 05.05.2023 47:04

They're back! Not just back with the podcast, but back, FINALLY, in the same hemisphere, in the same time zone and in the SAME ROOM! They have tons to catch up on and the UK tour has begun! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember...

BONUS EPISODE: Spirits, Ibiza, Dogs, Doobs & More! 27.04.2023 41:06

Only one more week until MTGM returns for real. Meanwhile, here are some fave clips from the archives! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne'...

BONUS EPISODE: Bats, Pwingies, Feet, Birds, Bees & More! 20.04.2023 42:19

It's time for another dive into the MTGM archives for some of the highlights! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.jo...

MTGM EXTRA! "Goodbye, lost soul..." 18.04.2023 14:57

Before they check out (only for 2 weeks!) and get ready for the UK leg of MTGM on tour, V&J have a hat-trick of BANANAS emails that they have to get through... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue website...

New Zealand Hi Gee! 14.04.2023 41:23

With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but not before they've discussed a Virgin Mary statue with questionable qualities, a racy episode of Teletubbies and the reason why AI might not take their jobs just yet. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/leg...

MTGM EXTRA! "The ride of my life..." 12.04.2023 16:17

This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do you know your bestie" quiz and an absolute adonis has got back in touch with a listener... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember...

April Fools, Big Mouth & John Snow 07.04.2023 41:44

Joanne is feeling very out of the loop in her Australian timezone nightmare, but has plenty to say about 19th century London, whilst Vogue reviews her April Fools trick and is knocked hard by a new Guinness World Record. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in...

MTGM EXTRA! "I once went out with a witch..." 05.04.2023 22:31

Vogue's asking a question that Joanne would do well to get right, but what has changed?? Plus a shady lad with a thirsty Insta and a witch man... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticke...

Coffee Squabble, Jumpsuit News & Tears On A Plane 31.03.2023 47:22

In the last few weeks, Joanne's been changed timezones more than she can cope... Back at home, Vogue had a spat over her morning coffee and there's plenty else to discuss, including Harry Styles, Gwyneth Paltrow & another awkward conversation about jumpsuits... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/le...

MTGM EXTRA! "Vomit emoji, vomit emoji, vomit emoji..." 29.03.2023 16:27

On the board for extra discussions this week... An unusual discovery in an airport toilet, (not) dancing boyfriends and Joanne's earlobes... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmast...

Kiss Chase, Thirst Trap & THAT Driver 24.03.2023 40:19

This week, Vogue bumped into someone she hoped she'd never see again and Joanne went to the beach but didn't swim in the sea (although she did do something else in it...) If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue...

MTGM EXTRA! "Smoker's Nails..." 22.03.2023 21:18

So, Joanne is 100% not over the Australian jet-lag yet... That's the first thing. Plus, Vogue has questions about Joanne's nails and the emails take us down a very familiar path.... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's...

Australia, Ostriches & The Oscars 17.03.2023 53:26

Joanne is down under, in the future with dodgy wifi and even dodgier mayo and Vogue's on the bathroom floor with Alan? Plus, raging hangovers, Ostriches, green screen tan, Vogue's trotters on the Daily Mail, Oscars goss and orgasms in your sleep. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue webs...

MTGM EXTRA! "Which is the tip?!" 15.03.2023 18:05

Vogue's got her way and we're discussing celebritah-ahahs: the cliff notes of the Selena/Hailey fued, Liam Hemsworth and Miley and a sprinkling of Avril Lavigne. Plus, wanking into kettles, autocorrect fails and a big old debate surrounding an aubergine. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the ve...

Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes 10.03.2023 45:20

When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you strap a dog into a car? When is scoring your cousin a grey area? All these questions and more are answered..ish in this week's episode. Plus taking Gearoid out with a grape, lunch breaks, the ancient Greeks and more. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is go...