My Therapist Ghosted Me

We all know that MTGM is a kink-shaming-free zone, so what's this messer doing kink shaming his own partner??? Plus, knowing your worth, having a couple of drinks and going to meet that fella, because you're 100% good enough! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tou...

This time, you find Vogue & Joanne in their dressing room at the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall, with some big news for those of you down under! Plus, Sophie Turner, that poor fella on a plane and the demands you could be making on your next date. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-polic...

Recorded backstage in Brighton as the "Autumnal Tour" kicked off, Vogue & Joanne explore some very personal thoughts... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com For more inform...

Joanne is back firmly where she belongs... In Vogue's basement of course! Find out why she wasn't invited to T's party and why Gigi continues to be iconic. Plus, Kanye in Venice, Burning Man & Vogue's gig at the NTA's. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour i...

So how on earth, is this podcast responsible for somebody's pregnancy?! Find out! Plus, more lost airpods, an angry cyclist and more ghosted merch on the way! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mythe...

Who likes episodes where Joanne is on holiday and didn't come to a record on the day she was supposed to because she had a drink? Roll up! Find out why Lisbon is the best, how the new dog is getting on, how the old dog is getting on and how you should cheat in a chess tournament, if you ever need to. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's P...

This is an episode that literally travels through time, with half of it recorded in Scotland / Spain and the other half recorded in England / Portugal. Just try and keep up! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and mo...

There's a new addition in Vogue's house and Joanne's not even mentioned that she's moving in in September yet! Plus, a cat that uses the toilet and a very different kind of couples therapy. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For ticke...

This week... Instagram "explore" page muck, other internet muck and OF COURSE, another email about a cheating husband. Obvs. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com For more infor...

You can always rely on MTGM for a run down of all creatures, great and small. This week, Vogue had to do something about a hangover, Joanne is in full goblin mode and the list of Ireland's sexiest men remains unchanged. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in I...

Get ready for a hilariously bad date story, an odd request on a train and an MTGM generated headline that didn't quite reflect the real story! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme....

They're back! As you can imagine, there's so much to catch up on, so let's start with holidays, peach fuzz, air fryers, Pat's burner account, Ariana & Lizzo... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit...

It's another timezone spanning episode! Joanne is in Canada, Vogue is in Spain and there's an emailer who needs answers about her racy dreams! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme....

Vogue's already on her "hollyers" and Joanne is obviously raging at the mention of that word (and any other made up word!) In the meantime, Joanne missed another flight and a cat got an award. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For ti...

There's some catching up to do... Vogue went (ish) to the Barbie premiere and Joanne has stayed in some very odd hotel rooms. Plus, a snake covered in snakes and yet another married man. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets,...

Vogue's making a big pledge this week, but will it stick?? Plus, vaping is out, acupuncture is in and Joanne has made the headlines!! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com For m...

Will the "how I found out he cheated" emails ever stop? No. Sadly they won't. It's a vintage offering this week. Plus, Joanne's face is acting out and Vogue interrogates her about some borrowed outfits... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & Th...

There are those who set the trends and the rest of us just follow. Joanne's Mum is showing us all the way, when it comes to entertaining in the garden this year. Plus, Vogue has been party shamed and some daft fella was arrested for defacing The Colosseum. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/priva...

The petty breakup stories just kept pouring in! Vogue & Joanne try and catch up with a few in this weeks EXTRA! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com For more information ab...

Vogue returned from Glastonbury just as she said she would... After two days. But was it worth it and will she return? Plus, the truth about Barbie & Ken and the topic of Joanne's potential spin-off podcast! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland &...

How good is your gaydar? Would you join a Friday night prayer group if it was happening in your living room? These are the questions asked of Vogue & Joanne this week, plus, tweakments, accents and yet more from the Wagatha Christie saga. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTG...

Vogue is doing it... She's taking the plunge and she's off to Glastonbury, but is she staying in a tent? Plus, a fake death on TikTok and the reason why Vogue's Dad might have been the perfect match for Joanne. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland &a...

Joanne has made a life-enhancing discovery this week. Plus, a sexy linguine rejection and Vogue's next food and drink horror story. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com For mor...

This week, MTGM comes at you from a dressing room at The Tyne Theatre in Newcastle! You can expect a big Canadian push from Joanne, a morbid story that TERRIFIED Vogue and a deep dive on Miriam Margolyes. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & Th...

It's EXTRA time.... Ageing gracefully, mentors and convincing a listener that her boyfriend probably isn't going to run off with her best friend! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticke...