My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel

An AI Burt Reynolds-style narration of Adam Carolla’s hilarious Howie Mandel popcorn story, and why one ridiculous contradiction says something deeply true about anxiety. For Adam, the Flunkies, or anyone standing near the mail pile: Richard “Lakers” Bircham can be reached through Chris Palmore at hello@gratitudespace.com . For further reading, read My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingl...

A funny, heartfelt, and slightly haunted poem to Jackelyn Shultz, voiced by Burt AI Reynolds, about a book, two packages, one hopeful yes, and the mystery of whether Howie Mandel ever actually got the gift. Explore the book behind the story, My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel exclusively sold through Amazon.

Forget spiritual closure and dramatic life makeovers. In this final episode, our sarcastic spirit guide signs off—reading Chapter 13: Final Transmission from the Bald Side and the Epilogue: Grief Sounds Like a Sneeze from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. This is the last leg of the journey. No redemption arc. No neatly folded resoluti...

Forget breathwork retreats and vision boards. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide storms back into the fluorescent-lit chaos—reading Chapter 10: Panic at the Costco , Chapter 11: The Whisper in the Wipes Aisle , and Chapter 12: Thank You, You Bald Bastard from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. This week, Spirit Howie reminds us...

Forget crystals and curated morning routines. In this episode, our brutally honest spirit guide returns—reading Chapter 8: The Gratitude Germ and Chapter 9: The Day He Didn’t Show Up from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. This week, Spirit Howie explores the microscopic power of gratitude—how it infects the mind (in the best way) and s...

Forget mindfulness apps and toxic positivity. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide returns with more disinfected insight—reading Chapter 6: Just Say No to Germ Circles and Chapter 7: A Small Moment of Enlightenment (In a Bathroom Stall) from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. This week, Spirit Howie reminds us that clarity doesn’...

Forget sage-scented hugs and flowy-robed wisdom. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide takes the mic again—reading Chapter 4: No Hugs, Just Heckling and Chapter 5: The RSVP I Never Sent from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. This week, Spirit Howie reminds us that not all healing comes with a warm embrace. Sometimes, it sounds mo...

This week, we double down on anxiety and antiseptic wisdom. Our narrator—still very much channeling the calm chaos of a post-enlightenment Burt Reynolds—reads Chapter 2: Germs and Genius and Chapter 3: The Hand Sanitizer Confessional from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. In Chapter 2, we explore why Howie Mandel—like it or not—is the...

It all started with soap. In this premiere episode, our AI narrator—who sounds suspiciously like a spiritually awakened Burt Reynolds—reads the Introduction and Chapter 1: The Vision in Aisle 5 from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. One man. One anxiety spiral. Thirty-seven kinds of hand soap. And then—there he was. Not Jesus. Not Opra...