My So Called Mess

Rachel tries to not talk about the weather, conceptual sex, cloning, birthday twins, masturbating, going to the grocery store, 3-o-clock dance parties, and fitted sheets.

Rachel talks about COVID-19, bidets, sexting, sleepwalking, dating during a pandemic, olive juice drank, scary fiction, stimulus money, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about fucking and getting fucked, jokes, accents, the weather, television shows, Little Dicky, politics and candy.

Rachel talks about spaghettios, pickles, Gilmore Girls, M3, foods, birthdays, Bravo TV, Mardi Gras, spring break, school lunches, and pop culture habits.

Rachel talks about pain killers, the Vagina Monologues, drinking coffee, medicating children, empowerment through talking about sex, dirty talk, Michael Jackson and R-Kelly and so much more.

Rachel talks about her world blowing up after her birthday. Scrubs is mad about her chats with other people, her business partner is mad about this podcast, how to empower women, and Valentines Day is tomorrow.

Rachel talks about her birthday! carrying balloons into restaurants, sex robots, talking to a new guy, vegan candies, food, and birthday phone calls.

Rachel talks about her sexting workshop, hanging a metal sheet, her ability to ignore children, sports, dating competition, Tinder people listening to her podcast, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about January, 2020, sext conversation length, ex-drama, kids, tinder, video chats, etc.

Rachel talks about the Holidays, calendars, tattoos, phone sex operators, doms, sugar babies, branding, kwanzaa, and some more.

Rachel talks about blowjobs, death, if she can drive, Thanksgiving, sexy resume, funerals, Miami, going to a Secret Keepers Club show.

Rachel talks about National Toilet day and bidets, her dad going on dates, pizzaversary, seven-year itch, data plans, phones.

Rachel talks about gas stations, Thanksgiving, too much Christmas, toupees, candy, post-Halloween, and much much more.

Rachel talks about vampires, starting cults, yoga, halloween costumes, Vampirina, trick-or-treating, therapy, haggling, flea markets, butcher shops, pig skulls, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about kinky apps, Disney movies, anxiety, texting, frenzies, and sugar cereal.

Rachel talks about going to Sexy Suz, kinks, rearranging work for sex, going back to work after sex, sexy clothing, the weather, saying I love you, dating app regulars.

Rachel talks about watching Aaron Carter for more than 24-hours, face tats, the ethics of catfishing on grindr, Stumptown, sexy text phrases, hulu and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about anxiety, dreams, a trip to the sex shop, vibrators, poop, returning to the scene of the crime, dick energy and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about going to cross fit at a different time, running with a plate, the Bulldawgs, football craziness, roaches, making amends and hooking up in a parking lot.

Rachel talks about Eddies Birthday, A-list actors and movies, Tom Hanks, more datings apps, burglars, McDonalds, night time, light in the bedroom, and reconciliation.

Rachel talks about soup can telephones and putting a glass on the door to hear what is going on inside another room. She reveals the next chapter in her Tulane-Scrubs saga. She gets back on dating apps and talks about why they are so stupid.

Rachel talks about her battery dying on her way to a booty call. Not taking diarrhea medicine when you think you should. Lavender scented things and getting blocked on all fronts.

Rachel talks about her broken toe, the store, leaning on motorcycles, sound machines, diarrhea, chopping off hair, and more.

Rachel talks about funnel cake, breaking a toe, a trip to New Jersey, meeting family members of your sex partner, a children stepping on her broken toe, visiting family and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about falling in the shower, running into someone from her past, recording sex, kinks, plane crashes, and more.