My So Called Mess

Rachel talks about sex phone lines, orgasm sounds, zombie detectives, football, finger guns, and grossness.

Rachel talks about debates, singing telegrams, western unions, Clemson texts, football, Pen15, the shitty ex club, doordash, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about getting a birthday cheesecake, people to complain for you, personal assistants, maids, strippers, adopting a dog, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about online school, international firefighters, looking up words, cat fishing, room raiders, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about pre packaged meals, some wasp that was walking around, selling nudes on reddit, cops, and the ethics behind using drugs.

Rachel talks about Intervention, Chatroulette, Only Fans, the RNC, streaming people who have been metoo-ed, over-building expectations, and being the baby of the family.

Rachel talks with Desi about sex toy robots connected to real people, Selling Sunset, Kendal Jenner, dating apps, how to choose sex toys, and more.

Rachel talks about the Grinch, consumerism, ordering packages, muck bangs, hot dog eating contests, glasses, and Kamala.

Rachel talks about judging, Goldilocks, getting an eye exam, dating during COVID, and food that is sexy.

Rachel talks about fruit, hide and seek, caffeine, fish eating your feet, massages, avoiding first dates, cereal, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about insomnia, witness protection, hitmen, iced and powdered drinks, tv shows, and her barbell.

Rachel talks about a robot vacuum, rise of the machines, online ordering, backyard podcasting, a guy banging on her door after midnight, reading headlines, and choosing your own nickname.

Rachel talks about getting stuff in the mail, how to be judgy, hand jobs, blow jobs, no eyes, vegan cop saving the world, fucking an RV, and unsolved mysteries.

Rachel talks about trying to Venmo a bad date, conspiracy theories, discounted meatballs, her new sex toy, almost dying, getting a jump on the next quarentine, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about glory holes, sex toys, sex guidelines, quitting Crossfit, conversations about racism, and falling asleep to murder shows.

Rachel talks about a Black Lives Matter t-shirt, Stone Mountain figures, dildo shaped packages, eating artichokes, some chickens being hens, cooking food, and podcasting outside.

Rachel talks about what is going on in the world right now and trying to figure out what she can do.

Rachel talks about meeting a giant, reverse cowgirl, dick pics, selfie sticks for nudes, baby corn and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about being slutty as a career, being slutty on your death bed, the patriarchy of cards, Netflix Love, pin the tail on the donkey, sore winners, and similarites to a 5-year-old.

Rachel talks about not being able to adult, dad following you on instagram, burning her ear with a flat iron, three out of two thumbs up, China Wok limo album drop, shoe tying, and going back to porn.

Rachel talks about critiquing porn, drive by strippers, snorting protein powder, deleting tinder, monetizing TikTok, and wellness police.

Rachel talks about water purity, getting blocked, last words to the birthday twin, stimulus money, texting exes, Georgia opening, Tik-Tok Knock-Kock jokes, pushups on laptops, and Too Hot to Handle.

Rachel talks about the quarantine end date, birthday parties during Corona, schooling your kids, stimulus checks, face filler, and much more.

Rachel talks about a new movie where she overtexts AIs and saves the future, sucking crawfish heads, the LOKO app, working from home and without internet, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about quarantine, catfishing, rods, fucking pool boys, filming sex, playing your podcast at your funeral, and some other stuff.