MusicBSharp

If you watched my last 3 videos, you heard me tell jokes about guitarists, bassists, and drummers. In THIS video, I'm telling all the other musician jokes that I know. No musician is safe. Classical musicians, jazz musicians, accordionists - everyone is fair game when it comes to these hilarious musician jokes. I hope you enjoy hearing them as much as I enjoyed telling them. Some of these musi...

Whether you’re a professional drummer, an absolute beginner, or just someone who loves drum humor, this video is packed with percussion-powered punchlines that totally pound. From rimshot-worthy one-liners to jokes about practicing the drums, tempo problems, drum solos, drum gear, classic drummer stereotypes, and more, this comedy video celebrates those unusual people we call drummers. If you’ve e...

Whether you play bass guitar, live with a bassist, or have simply survived being around someone who plays the bass, this one’s for you. In this video I drop 31 jokes about bassists that totally slap. Some of these bassist jokes I've heard over the years and some of them I made up myself. But all of these jokes about basses and bassists are guaranteed to make you laugh and drop your jaw drop lo...

Whether you play guitar, live with a guitarist, or have simply survived being around a guitarist, this one’s for you. In this video I drop 33 pick-dropping jokes about guitarists. Some of these guitarist jokes I've heard over the years and some of them I made up myself. But all of these jokes about guitars and guitarists are guaranteed to make you laugh. Do YOU know a good guitar joke that I m...

Were you born to be a bassist? In this highly-educational (okay, not actually educational at all) video, I break down the unmistakable signs that you were destined to hold down the low end… even if nobody notices you’re there. From embracing the spotlight of invisibility to loving those four thick strings a little too much, we’re diving into the glorious world of bassist stereotypes - all in good...

Did you know that your electric guitar is actually a living thing? Well, it is. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about - I'm a fretboard-certified guitar biologist. I've been studying the electric guitar both in its natural habitat and in the laboratory for decades. And now I'm going to teach you everything I've learned about the elusive organisms that we call electric guitars...

Jamming with other musicians can be incredibly fun. It can also be incredibly frustrating, depending on who you're jamming with. We’ve all been there. You show up to a jam session ready to rock, only to have it ruined by one of these musicians. In this comedy video, I talk about the six musicians you never want to jam with. You might even be one of them yourself. Like my shirt and wanna help s...

There's nothing better than live music. Rock concerts are always a good time - or at least they would be if it wasn't for all the other people there. But there's nothing more frustrating than paying $500 to see your favorite band and getting stuck sitting behind a 7-foot-tall dude live-streaming the whole show from his phone. You know the guy I'm talking about. He's one of the...

We’ve all been there. You pick up a guitar in a music store and someone across the room starts playing THAT riff. Again. This video is a loving roast of the most overplayed songs every guitarist has to learn - and absolutely shouldn’t inflict on anyone ever again. Whether you’re a beginner guitarist just starting out or a seasoned player, this video is for you. But beware - This video contains uns...

Ever wonder what your guitar pedals are really thinking when you stomp on them? Ever wonder how your pedals feel about you constantly walking all over them? Well, wonder no more. Cause in THIS video, I'm gonna tell you how 10 of your most-stomped-on guitar pedals feel about you, your playing, and the other pedals they have to try to get along with. From the reverb pedal that just wants to vibe...

Ever wonder what your stringed instrument says about you as a person? Probably not - but I'm gonna tell you anyway. In this video, no stringed instrumentalist is safe: guitarists, bassists, violinists, banjoists, harpists, ukulele...ists - and more. If you’re a string player, this is your chance to feel seen, called out, or mildly offended — all in good fun. Whether you shred, strum, slap, or...

In the old days, punk rock and selling out didn't mix. But nowadays selling out is as punk as mohawks and battle vests - apparently. All your favorite punk rockers sold out a long time ago. Now it's your turn. Learn how YOU can sellout fast with The Punk Rocker's Guide To Selling Out. Like Ellis' shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-rel...

Who says you can’t shred and flex at the same time? In THIS video, I tell you about six of the most jacked guitarists in rock-and-roll history. These guys are all about heavy metal: playing it, lifting it up over and over again - whatever. Join me as I discuss these 6 ripped rockers. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https:/...

When you think of the bass guitar, a few words probably come to mind: boring, basic, bland, blah blah blah. A word you likely don't think of is benefit. Yet, believe it or not, there are actually some benefits of being a bassist. 7 to be exact. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and lots of other music-related merch at https://musicbsharp.com Visit my Patreon if...

If you're a fan of punk rock, you've likely heard the phrase "punk's not dead." But you've probably also heard that punk IS dead. So, which is it? Is the punk rock movement long gone or is it still going strong? Join me as I answer this question, once and for all, in the least-satisfying way possible. Like my shirt and wanna help support this channel? You can find it and...

Whether talking about classic cars or classic rock, we're talking about something that has stood the test of time. And in the case of classic rock, we're talking about songs that have been played thousands of times too many. Since most music is awful, when someone writes a good song, we want to hear it over and over. But when that song has been played over and over and over again, decade a...

It's the classic battle of the sexes. Who is better? Men? Women? Neither? There's only one way to find out - by watching this video till the bitter end. Please FOLLOW and leave a COMMENT if you like this video. Hosted by Ellis Michaels - https://linktr.ee/ellismichaels #musiccomedy #musician #musicians

The only thing guitarists love collecting more than guitars that they never play is guitar accessories that they never use. Yet all guitar players - myself included - have these same useless pieces of guitar equipment sitting around, collecting dust. In THIS video, I'm going to tell you about 7 accessories all guitarists own but none of us ever actually use. And in the comments, YOU tell ME wh...

Censorship in music might not be new, but it sure is BLEEPing BLEEP. For thousands of years, people have been making music and other people have been censoring it. In THIS video, we dive into the ridiculous history of musical censorship and then discuss some of the ways that modern music is censored you may not even realize. No one is exempt from having their music censored. Even Mozart - the most...

If you're a guitar player, you're likely drowning in an endless sea of attractive, eager-to-please groupies. It's a real nightmare situation to be in. Fortunately, you guitarists have me to help you avoid groupies at all costs. Never again will you have to worry about beautiful women, men, or whoever trying to get a piece of you and your guitar-shredding self. If you follow the tips in...

They say that practice makes perfect. But they're wrong. Practice makes progress. But it also makes most musicians want to throw their instrument out the window. Practicing your instrument can be a real struggle. Fortunately, in today's world it's never been easier to avoid having to practice your instrument. In THIS video, I'm going to share with you 8 great ways to avoid practici...

Juggalos and Swifties might seem like they wouldn't have much in common. But things aren't always as they seem. These obsessed fans take being fanatical to the next level. And then they go up another level. And another. They may look different on the outside, but Juggalos and Swifties are more alike than you probably think. In this video, I'm going to tell you about 5 things Swifties a...

The bass guitar is easily the least important instrument of any rock band. But - believe it or not - in the right hands, the bass can be pretty awesome. In this video, I'm going to tell you about some of the wildest, craziest bass solos rock music has ever known. These solos can be so low that you might not even know how they go, bro. So, sit back and enjoy the show! Like my shirt? You can fin...

Every time you walk into a Guitar Center or other music store you're bound to run into at least one type of guitarist. You might even be one yourself. In this video, I'm going to tell you about the different types of guitarists you'll meet at any music shop. By the end, you'll know every type of guitarist you're likely to run into. You might even finally figure out why every si...

Halloween is a time for horror movies, spooky costumes, and the compulsive collection of candy. It's also a time to talk about some of the good, the bad, and the downright cheesy Halloween music that's been released over the years. In this video, I tell you about some Halloween songs that totally rock and about one that needs to get mashed into the ground for all eternity. So join me on th...