Murder She Rolled

Merry Christmas everyone! Here is our very last piece of content for Season 1 of Murder She Rolled. For those unfamiliar, on our Patreon, we release episodes of Coffin Talk in between main episodes where we discuss about our show and characters, and whatever the hell else anyone thinks of while we're at it. And we thought we'd give this last one to everyone for free, just to say thanks....

At last, the gang makes it to the very root of all of their troubles, and through devastating sacrifice, face off against it. Will they defeat Caiphon, or at least hold him off? And how much will they have to lose to do so? This episode contains foul language, graphic violence, and death. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The gang says goodbye to the Ferry Man (in some very special ways), and locate Zippy's old cottage to discover some very confusing and concerning news. Then everyone does shitty animal impressions, and they head towards the FINAL BATTLE, with nary a clue as to what their plan could possibly be. This episode is pretty fine, honestly. We swear a bit. Listener discretion advised, I guess? Suppor...

This is it everyone. The big reveal. All the little pieces finally fit together. Hopefully. We've almost certainly forgotten a few along the way. THE POINT IS, it's time to confront Iris once and for all about what is actually going on here, and how to stop it. This episode contains unintentionally horny Stacey, intentionally horny Hope, wildly toxic relationships and ever more brain ten...

The gang escapes Avantir and is rescued by an old friend. But something happens on the way to Winterstair that changes Posey for good. Or for evil? This episode contains auxilliary meat cubes, freaky cryptids, gore, murder, and deep betrayal. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The entire party faces off against their various opponents - Posey and Lucky against the High Council, Zippy and Edwin against the terrifying thing under the Earth Temple, and Vesper against the hordes of angry citizens bent of revolution! Will they succeed? Sorta! Will it be stupid? Only sometimes! This episodes contains city-wide revolts, a shocking array of body horror and dripping flesh, menti...

(Alternate Title - Screamer Coitus) The gang discovers that they don't actually need a DM and run amok, naturally destroying EVERYTHING in the process. Posey and Lucky finally confront Posey's killer(s?), Zippy and Edwin discover something horrifying under the Earth Temple, and Vesper does some very brave and unique things, too. This episode contains riots, violence, death, fleshy monstr...

The gang argues loudly in public with Kristina, and then someone is set on fire for a pretty abnormal length of time. Also, we discovered our own soundboard and made WAY too much use of it. This episode contains immolation, yucky language, flesh doing things it doesn't normally do, and a highly regrettable joke from Shona about consent. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

So.... the city is falling. The gang tries to find a way to stop it, but the fallout it causes might already be too much for the party to handle. Maybe choosing a new Sky God will save them? This episode contains... actually just plug your ears when David says "daddy" and you'll be totally fine. We're cleaning up our act this time around. Support the show

Prepare for the most massive lore dump of the season, folks. Miriam FINALLY explains what Caiphon really is! Lucky, Zippy, and Posey find out something VERY important about themselves, we play with Lucky's oil flask, Hope is excellent at Lord of the Rings lore, EDWIN figures out the wallpaper thing, and Alan cries real tears (and gets called mean names for it). This episode contains some kill...

Posey and Deacon finally get some time alone, and things get... surprisingly non-sexy. Lucky hunts down Saint Coralius, and the rest of the gang conduct a proper, successful, and well-strategized interrogation of Lord Drakenburn. We're a great team, y'all, we swear. This episode contains Vesper homophobia, talk of violent death, attempts at violent death, and dirty icky nasty language. L...

The corpsey-crew FINALLY gets to Avantir, Edwin looks into the face of (a) god and faces the consequences, Miriam experiences upload errors, Hope has... Hope errors, and everyone who isn't Posey functionally loses the plot. But hey, we meet someone really important at the end! This episode contains some icky language, childishly crude humor, and a bit of butt stuff (conversationally). Listene...

The gang wraps up their intensifying back-and-forth with Mother Death, while Miriam takes Lucky on a (totally platonic) side quest into the horrors of her office desk. This episode contains David saying "dungeon daddy" too many times, graphic descriptions of fleshy violence, and a mention of suicide. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

With Azrael defeated (?), the gang tries pretty half-heartedly to set up a new system of government, run away with Miriam, take hard drugs, and bicker in Heaven's backrooms, all while trying to investigate the growing menace that is Mother Death's often-seeing-eye. This episode contains psychedelic mushrooms, icky language, and Mom and Dad fighting again. Listener discretion advised. Sup...

Yep, this whole episode is a very poorly executed court case. And it features a very VIOLENTLY executed.... well, you'll just have to listen and find out. This episode features strong language, murder, sacrifices, some god-tier gaslighting on everyone's part, and David saying "dungeon daddy" again. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

Our first-ever Patron-voted episode! Please enjoy an insane combination of Ethan playing single-player DnD with a dead character, and David trying to have chemistry with himself when he's really just alone with a mic in his room. This episode contains almost entirely dead people. And some swearing. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The Pram Fam embarks on their most raucous adventure yet - attending a party they were never invited to. And there's a weird amount of nudity involved? Will they ever find the boat repair shop, or will they be too busy finding... THEMSELVES???? This episode contains under-the-bleachers-style flashing, naked health spas, carrier pigeon nudes, and a brief Blood Atonement. Listener discretion ad...

It's Vesper's turn to pay the Ferry Man's toll. Can she and Edwin be trusted? The gang sails to Holovail and meets a whole new weird kind of entity - in a town that Zippy swore never to return to.... This episode contains swearing, the tip of the rim, and some frankly extreme bullying of a perfectly innocent Edwin. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

We are SO BACK! The gang meets our 2 new (?) party members, everyone almost dies, Lucky is briefly a flesh sail, among other awful things, and we meet an ooooooold friend again! Jonathan Decker is also here learning the ropes (pun intended), and he's already snarkier than the rest of us. This episode contains many expletives, almost exclusively directed towards Edwin. Listener discretion advi...

Enjoy this sneak peek of Coffin Talk, a show we do every other week on our Patreon between episodes! The gang talks about the first half of the Season, our feelings and theories so far, and what we're hoping for with the second half! This Coffin Talk involves discussion of murder, gore, personal trauma, and the phrase, "fingie in the Kravitz". Listener discretion advised. Support th...

It's the mid-season finale, and the pieces are finally starting to come together. What happened to Lucky? And what role does Dr. Kravitz play in it? How will Zippy, Posey, and Stick escape the Screamers closing in on them? What secrets lie in the vault?? This episode contains extreme gore, vomit-inducing transformations, and a half-elf with a mouth that's forgotten he's not a sailor...

Oh boy. This is the big one, folks. Decisions were made last episode, and we all get to pay for them now. Posey and Zippy get smashed (like the alcohol-kind. And maybe the gory kind too, listen and see I guess), Stick and Delilah have a warm, heartfelt conversation, and Lucky meets his hero. This episode includes flesh monsters, graphic violence, too many ribcages, a genuinely traumatic penultimat...

Everyone is best friends with each other and open and loving and trusting and kind. Delilah doesn't seem to have anything going wrong internally, which is great for the party. Lucky isn't a horrifying monster from beyond the stars, so nothing to potentially grapple with there. Posey has legs (as usual), and Zippy never gets tired of being surrounded by incompetence. And even if all of th...

Delilah is so smart guys. She's educated. She reads. You can tell by the way she always does the smartest thing. Posey, Zippy, Lucky and Stick get to deal with a lot of consequences of Delilah's genius this episode. It's super-easy, and goes really really well. Almost nobody even dies! This episode has combat, swearing, self-harm, foul language, titanic idiocy, more swearing, and so...

Zippy, Delilah and Posey have to get through a maze. Lucky charges headlong into, over, and partially through, danger. Stick goes along for the ride. Zippy also does something so incredible that David briefly quits the podcast. And playing D&D at all. Delilah wants to do something bad and possibly dumb. Posey talks her down. Lucky and Stick speed-run the previous episode in reverse, but only a...