Mumsy, I Had The Most Frightful Podcast

In this episode: we do not know catholicism, Fiona's guide to horse bone judgment, we reach out to the straight community with a question,  the mystery of the lodge family aunts, the hosts of mumsy loudly state speculation on which three three riverdale actors have fucked on a beach holiday, fictonal couples we'd join,   Fiona finds a way to crinkle and rustle that davide can't edit around, davide...

In this episode: an accidental year-long hiatus, Hiram Lodge has a normal one, maple snow cones, What's The Deal With Chic?, Fiona's Guide to Free-Range Men, we talk a lot about Lochlyn Munro again, and of course, Cheryl.   Fiona's graphic novel, Space Story can be found at West Margin Press, Bookshop, and Blackwell's!

For our three year anniversary we decided to go back both to the riverdale pilot AND the pilot of our show and make both the episode focus. In this EXTRA LONG ANNIVERSARY episode: a whole load of naval gazing, whats the deal with jason? a heart felt apology to lochlyn munro, we get really emtional thinking about fictional pilfs, why one chapter of jughead's novel will be an underground lgbt hit, f...

In this Episode: Gaslighting a teen, cuckold wigs, IG accounts of middle-aged actors, statues, Polly Cooper the most interesting character on Riverdale, our love for Lochlyn Munro, and as always, Cheryl

In this episode: lili reinhart's powers, a long skippable riff on a podcast you probably don't listen to, 'is hal in bottom storage' somehow leads to one of our more serious and in depth discussions in mumsy history , we ABSOLUTELY mangle an easy pun, BIG NEWS for fans of fiona, and watching you make out from her window....cheryl

In this episode: the difference between a himbo and a sex idiot, davide quits podcasting forever, the sudden onset hockey fandom phenomena, two former indoor children desperately attempt to work out sports discussions, did everyone else know falice sounds exactly like phallus? cause we just worked it out after two years, davide gets embarassingly emotional about tall boy sadstuck and of course Che...

Friends, we did record this episode in July, so please understand that going in. In this episode: A wild guest appears! Our very own Sam Cutting is on this episode! Panopticon chat, raccoon dogs in Denmark, we review the greatest hits of Cheryl and Betty, Small Boy is here, money greases the wheels of power, Yer Baby, Fiona's Guide to Life Drawing Models, which characters has Riverdale treated poo...

In this special halloween episode: fiona's guide to the history of jump scares, connecting with charles melton's pr team on bumble, fiona takes you to myspace, we somehow bring it back to tall boy, we're both too sexy to know about star wars, ASMR RP: your elderly relative vainly tries to navigate ao3 tags despite it being a very easy task but you are powerless to stop it and of course....the lady...

THE CURSED EPISODE THAT HAS BEEN RUINING DAVIDE'S LIFE In this episode: the logistics of hook hand masturbation, places hal can't pee, hiram lodge's adoption scheme, fiona's guide to the tokyo gay scene, penelope's mirrored sex sphere, with a heavy heart: balls copter and of course...cheryl   (sorry for the LONG gap)

So this time FIONA was depressed and took almost four months to edit.  This episode was recorded in the Before Times so enjoy our blissful ignorance of all things virus-related.   In this episode: an earnest discussion of Cats 2019 way past the date where it's cool to talk about Cats 2019, hook hands, fucking to keep the town safe, perhaps the best entrance on TV, Hal's divorce plans, Fiona's dad...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, is 2020 the year we don't go on a two month hiatus due to davide being depressed? we hope so   In this episode: we get very excited about season 4, the riverdale deep lore, riverdale#s 1 fuck, fiona's guide to the glitz and glamour of hollywood, kevin's dad's monthly meat box, fugue smallvilling, we make one (1) gaming joke to appeal to key demos, davide trains for the mumsy reunio...

Happy Halloween! Get ready for three episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries!  Featuring: Nasty Boys, ghost jokes galore, a message for the creator of a famous horror podcast, wide cars, Davide's Jarchie Feels, and, if only in our hearts, Cheryl.

In this episode: melindas: this one is for you, davide's worst joke, one of the dumbest arguments we've had (I know), jughead's permanant record, dilton the vampire slayer, the magic mikenus archives, we cast vincent donfrio for season 4 and of course....Cheryl

In this episode: Pop, PÖP and Pep, a return of eternal fan favourite: us image searching in a purely audio medium, the person who has editorial final say over riverdale scripts will surprise you, we learn the horrifying truth of what recording at night causes, we take a brief moment to impersonate each other, penny is literally two faced and of course...cheryl   hey so the audio quality goes to he...

In this episode: Season 2 is here!!! And we've been replaced. We steal the gimmick of three very popular podcast men, Archie's nemesis the wingman, even Davide does crimes, ketchup advertisements, vampire church, Fiona's Guide to Music of the 90s, immaterial teeth, and, of course, Cheryl.   Content Warning: we talk about necro-bestiality with regards to British politics from 1:26:7-1:28:1 if you w...

HI EVERYONE IT'S' THE SEASON 1 FINALE (sorry its so so late, davide's mental health shut down again but we are back and ready)   In this episode: Fiona's guide to getting hustled by your own furniture, two idiots who live in cities attempt to talk AUTHORITATIVELY about livestock, davide is an empathic person with a gentle heart (he also wrote this summary), a history of balloons, what podcasts wou...

In this Episode: The debut of a new song, Siren and Harpy, Alice is bad at lies, Davide's one positive comment about Sheriff Keller, Jason's Voice, Fiona's guide to vehicular bong rips, Clown Talk, and, of course, Cheryl.

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In this episode: a moment of mourning, why cole got swole, is the more reliable guide to american high school fiona or hit documentary 'glee'?, the shocking truth about barbie, an innovative new way to experience music, davide is serenaded by mr bob dylan, tom keller's guide to firearms and of course, Cheryl  https://www.stroke.org/

In this episode: Our longest episode yet!  Sorry guys! The third guest host! Raccoon law, egg tooth, Fiona's guide to the most mouthwatering lawyer, Archie's literacy gland, Bigfoot dong photos, a Jughead-themed Veronica party, and, of course, Cheryl.   Sorry this one took so long to get out, gang.  Fiona got Very Sick but she's better now.

In this episode: the second guest host, horse talk, so much goddamn horse talk, fiona's guide to expensive liquids, riverdale haircut secrets, the diet and reproductive cycle of jughead, marketing 101 with the blossoms an end to our contest and of course and thankfully heavily featured...Cheryl Content warnings: hey everyone just so you know in this episode we talk about suicide attempts, and beca...

In this episode: A guest appearance! Mustang, What is Betty short for? How Penelope gets around, wigs wigs wigs, Jason's curse, the triumphant return of Smallville, Fiona's Guide to Casual Conversations, multiple references to blood, CONTEST INFO, and, of course, Cheryl.

Its been a while everyone, Sorry! In this episode: Fiona's guide to when we're lying, the ballad of Ginger and Jason (deceased), Davide gets...embarrassingly horny for Lumberweed, coming this summer the new horror blockbuster: Jughead The Removing Bits Man, somehow 0% Smallville mentions, a contest YOU THE LISTENER can enter, the hunt for a good hearted pig and once more thankfully and blessedly C...

In this episode: Mumsy I had the most frightful ADVERTISEMENT??Archie is a dog, Fiona's guide to what musicians sound like, where does Polly sleep, Fred's Blood, Fiona forgets the entire episode, Davide's list of dads, and sadly, tragically, and unforgivably no Cheryl

Riverdale's Back, Baby! We spoil the most important plot points of season 3 episode 1, and Cheryl is there