Muffed Movies

Hark! Grant Howitt  (Game designer/England's Finest Son) Introduces Dottore to the boundless glory of British culture in this special bonuts episode. Grab a pint of best, a block of Weetabix and listen to the mellifluous lilt of a man who interviewed Hulk Hogan! Segments: 1. What's all this then? - Prime Ministers and pig porking 2. How's your father? - "Taking the piss" and "Blimey" 3. Crusty jug...

Matt Young ( Hello from the Magic Tavern , Improvised Star Trek , Improvised Shakespeare Co .) and Dottore learn about memory, pledge allegiances, and award each other medals. Thanks to BPC Reader ArkInBlack for writing in! Mushashi! This episode is sponsored by the heroic nobles at Basecamp . Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative . This episode features...

Dave Stecco ( Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) rejoins Mark to complete Martin Scorsese's cautionary tale of organized crime and timestream mismanagement. Remember kids, crooks are shnooks! This is part two of a two-part episode.  This episode is sponsored by the party consiglieri at  Jackbox . Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative . Muffed Movies is a fan...

Steph Spence (champion of  environmental science and writer for Our Fair City ) waxes catastrophical about the mysterious and alarming phenomenon of colony collapse disorder. Coruscant stumps Steph. Dottore diagnoses Martha Stewart with the MILF virus. And we continue to misunderstand and butter up the exotic British. This episode is sponsored by  Cards Against Humanity . Blastropodcast/Muffed Mov...

Dave Stecco (of the Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) joins Mark in taking a comedic torch to that glimmering shinebox of a biopic - Goodfellas . So polish your wingtips, gas up the  Coupe DeVille, and get ready for a MATHAH FACKIN ride through the world of organized crime! This is part one of a two-part episode.  This episode is sponsored by the goodfellas and goodgals at  Field Notes . Blastr...

Hello readers! Game designer and all-around-fun-guy Grant Howitt returns to walk Dottore through the Mall of the Imagination. Uncover shops' insidious strategies to sucker you out of your cash. The glittering freshwater of knowledge lies just beyond the maze of mall minotaurs, carnivorous trucks, and robotic lady-gardens. Double canes! This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity . Thanks...

Your Christmas gift came early this year! Part 2 of Andy and Mark's It's A Wonderful Life parody is replete with necromancy, child-punting, and all the usual bullshit that you've come to expect from us. This is also Andy's final episode on Muffed Movies! Be sure to thank him for his valorous service and check out his future endeavors on his blog, Big Games with Ace . Thanks for all the good times...

Remington Cleve, host of the I Made You a Mixtape  podcast and creator of the Dessert First Network  unleashes the music in Dottore's heart - and an alarming, tuburculoid lung-illness. Tangents about as these fellows crack each other up and sometimes teach you how sound works. Sorry dead people. This ep is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar . Blastropodcast / Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago...

Andy and Mark get a head start on the holidays with this heart-muffing improvisation of It's a Wonderful Life . Chock full of horcruxes, stuttering, and Mark's inane 90s music references, this is a nugget of joy you won't soon destroy. Wait. Also Andy makes a very important announcement! This is part one of a two-part episode. Part two will drop in December. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be...

Halloween is all upons as a host of villains descend on the Muffed Movies studio for this creepy bonus treat! Pazuzu! Incognito Jones! And, yay, even Baron Mind himself threaten to break all the rules of muffing as this podcast veers ever closer to the brink of madness! Also, we sort of act out the Exorcist. This is part two of a two-part episode. This episode is sponsored by Iron Galaxy, the crea...

Happy Halloween everyone! The power of Christ compels you to enjoy this very special Muffed Movies bonus treat! This is part one of a two-part episode. This episode is sponsored by the good people at  Basecamp . Not the bad ones. Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the  Chicago Podcast Cooperative . Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. The Exorcist is pro...

And we're back! Season 2 kicks off with a speculative glimpse of our impending doom as Dottore considers the Singularity. Will technography overtake us? Or will we evolve into sweet leisure slugs? Find out - maybe! Special guest: Sean Kelley from Improvised Star Trek . This episode is sponsored by  Field Notes . Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the  Chicago Podcast Cooperative .  

Four wizards get amazed.  Legalize it. This is part three of a three-part episode.  This episode is sponsored by  Cards Against Humanity . I know, right? Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the  Chicago Podcast Cooperative . Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire  is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel pub...

A teenage wizard struggles to survive a deadly competition. Young hearts embark on their first romance. Plus Mark jokes about "Eiffel towering" someone. There really is something for everyone in this short and sweet episode. This is part two of a three-part episode.  This episode is sponsored by  Cards Against Humanity . They refuse to issue a statement. Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of...

Mark and Andy take you on a magical journey through the storybook kingdom of 1990s England. Squidditch! Spice Girls! And a flagrant utterance of the C-word. This is part one of a three-part episode. Tri-episode! This episode is sponsored by Field Notes . Shit man, ya gotta write on something. Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative . Muffed Movies is a fan produ...

Andy and Mark pen their own comedic conclusion to  The Neverending Story  in this frame-breaking, super meta muffing. Baron Mind? Richard Dreyfuss? A perverse geologist? All of these goofs await you beyond the borders of Fantasia!    This is part two of a two-part episode.   This episode is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar. Visit emporiumchicago.com for info.   Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a me...

Attention Moonchildren and biters of rocks! Crack open the cover of Mark and Andy's mapcap reimagining of The Never Ending Story . There will be freaks, fights, and a pretty unexpected detour into Magic the Gathering. Enjoy!   This is part one of a two-part episode.   This episode is sponsored by those creative, semi-aquatic mammals at the  Busy Beaver Button Co .   After the episode, enjoy the in...

Hey kids! Charge up your robo-batteries and prepare for justice maneuvers, because it's time for part 2 of Muffed Movies' Robocop! Screw your courage to the sticking place alongside Snape, squibs, and Shakespeare! Plus, Clarence Boddicker gets himself in a complicated sexual situation. I mean cocaine was involved so it's a real grey area here you guys. Hoo boy... This is part two of a two-part epi...

Andy and Mark slap the handmuffs of justice across the wrists of the 1987 sci-fi action hit Robocop. Dead or alive, you're funning with me. This is part one of a two-part episode. This episode is sponsored by the good people at  Field Notes . Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the  Chicago Podcast Cooperative . Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Roboco...

Games designer Grant Howitt Skypes in from New Jork to wax perceptual with his favorite Man of Science. These clever lads serve up some tasty tricks to confuse your senses and Grant expounds upon why happem. Zombles, chainsaw Sally, and an unorthodox way to keep a bear nest clean are all waiting for your drinker's ears. Better stretch first.   Surprise Finale! This episode concludes Season 1 of Bl...

Mark and Andy resume their ominous journey through the dripping corridors of the classic sci-fi horror film, Alien. With a bloodthirsty xenomorph running amok (and a mysterious Swiss painter scuttling about the ducts) is there any hope for this vocally malleable crew? Social mores! Immolations! And a truly problematic freestyle rap about Mark's father.   This is part two of a two-part episode. If...

Kat Evans iron-fists her way into the podchamber once again to discuss personality tests. Get scandalized by hip flexors, dongles, and jiggers!  Try to understand Kat's inexplicable and terrifying jack-in-the-box bit.  And then let us ruin Black Swan for you (though we've never seent it). Enjoy!     This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity .

Andy and Mark deliver a tour de force muffing of the iconic sci-fi horror film, Alien. Bounty hunters! Blowjies! And the rise of the dreaded dirt shark! Hold onto your ducks, because this is going to be a bumpy ride.   This is part one of a two-part episode. Ya hoid?   Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

Annelise Fabian defends her belief in ghosts against Dottore's relentless skepticism. Is there science behind specters? Who knows?! This episode is too full of rampage and rambunctiousness to pin down the truth on spooks. Join us as we enjoy song, swine, and salameters!

Andy and Mark soar like two adorable baby geese on the wings of comedy as they complete the tale of Top Gun. Reckless romance! Turncoat Soviets! Light necromancy! And finally Andy reveals the last refuge of a scoundrel... This is part two of a two-part episode. (Twice the muffing, half the stuffing) Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Top Gun is property of Para...