Muffed Movies

Andy North and Mark are a little punchy as they cinch closed the loose, watery conclusion of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. This is part 3 of a 3-part episode. We got there. Together. Did you laugh? How about a monetary "job well done"? Donate on  Patreon  and/or Ko-Fi ! Find Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast goods on our Threadless  store . This episode is sponsored by the Second City Training Center...

Andy North and Mark continue their gripping tale of an unlikely heroine, a space warlock, and a droid made of ball. Some old favorites return to the cast of our Star Wars Muffniverse in this part. You're welcome? This is part 2 of a multi-part episode. How many parts? Less than ten prolly. Support Mark's work on the  Ko-Fi   page or on  Patreon ! Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast clothing and swaggag...

Andy North makes a special return visit to copilot Muffed Movies and Mark is thrilled to traverse the Star Wars universe once again with him. This parody of The Force Awakens is a return to all the old familiar places (and goofs) of a galaxy far far away. Enjoy! This is part 1 of a multi-part episode. Support my work on my new  Ko-Fi   page or on  Patreon ! Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast clothing...

Alcohollywood 's Jared Latore and Clint Worthington return to "retire" some robot baddies in this comic conclusion of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner!  This is part two of a two-part episode. Visit our  Patreon  site! Join us! Get bonus content! Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast clothing and other stuffs are now available! Visit our Threadless  store . This episode is brought to you in part by the farm-t...

Alcohollywood 's Clint Worthington & Jared Latore help Mark run down futuristic goofs as they muff Ridley Scott's gritty sci-fi noir Blade Runner! Happy October, you Replichamps! This is part one of a two-part episode. Pre-order Mark's novel:  The Silent Scream of Melania Trump! Visit our  Patreon  site! Join us! Get bonus content! Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast clothing and other stuffs are now a...

Libby Schreiner ( Koch Brothers Mystery Show , the Onion) helps Dottore understand what all that colorful stuff on the walls is. Spoilers:it's mostly sausage. The Silent Scream of Melania Trump   is available for pre-order on Inkshares! Order your copy today, for tomorrow may never arrive!  Check out our Patreon ! Where's the BPC merch? At the  Blastropodcast Threadless store !  Blastropodcast is...

Sophie, Dave, & Mark finish what they started 5 hours ago. Enjoy the fatigued, often obscene conclusion of Return of the King! Pre-order Mark's novel: The Silent Scream of Melania Trump!   This is part three of a three-part episode. Visit our  Patreon  site! Join us! Get bonus content! Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast clothing and other stuffs are now available! Visit our Threadless  store . This ep...

In this double-stuffed episode, we soak up the learn-rays of British summertime traditions. Also, Mark interviews Grant about his new roleplaying game The Spire!  So much episode, you'll need a doggy bag. 1. What's all this then? - A trickster humiliates the citizens of Pound World.  2. How's your father? - 99 Flake, Cream tea, Village fetes. BONUS TOUGHPAD BREAK! 3. Crusty jugglers - Summer watch...

Sophie, Dave, and Mark explore the ludicrously doomed characters of Minas Tirith through parody and song. Prepare yourself for sultry Hobbit jazz, Dwarven Twinkie tales, and so many goddamn disquieting meat sounds. Now get on your feet. Get up. And make it happen.   This is part two of a three-part episode. Visit our  Patreon site! Join us! Get great bonus content! Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast c...

Dave Stecco of Blurry Photos and Science with Sophie's Sophie Shrand help Mark pack the ground beef of parody into a glistening meatloaf of entertainment in this, the first part of the final chapter of Lord of the Rings. Clap on your child-sized armor, because this is going to be a wild journey!   This is part one of a... three-part (?) episode. Visit our  Patreon site! Join our Patrons, get cool...

Our Fair City 's Betsey Palmer plants seeds of knowledge about Cannabis in Dottore's mind-garden. Learn how it works and why it's still so darn illegal in the US! Help us thrive! Visit our new  Threadless  store and our  Patreon page . Get rewards for your support!  This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company , the software tool that helps you know your company better. Blastropodcast is a membe...

Sebastian Orr  and Mark return to conclude the cannibal classic Ravenous. It's time to find out who got screamed. This is part 2 of a 2-part episode. New Muffed Movies gear is available now on our Threadless  store! Wahoo! Are you having fun? Help keep us going - become a Patron . Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative . This episode was brought to you in part by...

Sebastian Orr guides Mark on a murderous mountain mission to mine some goofs from the ghoulish cult-classic horror film, Ravenous. Wendigo! This is part 1 of a 2-part episode. Want more goofs? Check out our bonus track , free on our Patreon page. Please consider supporting our show! Awesome Blastropodcast apparel is available now through our Threadless store. Blastropodcast is proud to be a member...

Cards Against Humanity's powerhouse & the Chicago Podcast Cooperative's champion,  Claire Friedman  has farm in her veins and a fire in her belly. Listen and learn as she helps Dottore unearth the exciting and confounding relationship between genetic engineering and mouth fuel. Keith Hand edited the main section of the show. You know, the part that sounds good! He is a hero of the ages and a marve...

BPC merch is available now! Visit the Blastropodcast Threadless store  and see what our diligent workshop of kobolds has crafted!  In today's Rue Britannia we explore British Christmas traditions, Grant lies a bunch, and Dottore gets steamed. It's a doozer. 1. What's all this then? - Alexander Van der Bellen wins Austria's election, defeating fascism forever.  2. How's your father? - Britsmas quiz...

Dave and Mark goof themselves through the Highlander 's epic and swordful conclusion. There can be only FUN! This is part 2 of a 2-part episode. Like the show? Become a Patron of Blastropodcast and get cool bonus content! Visit our  Patreon page  to learn more. Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative . This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity . Thanks...

We could all use a good, rejuvenating laugh right now. Please enjoy this emergency release of the lost episode of Muffed Movies: Save the Last Dance. Tremendous thanks to Andy North for muffing it with me so very long ago. Please support my work while The Man still allows it to exist. Contribute a few coins to Blastropodcast's  Patreon page . Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago P...

Happy Halloween! Kenneth Hite's piquant conversation with Dottore noshes onward into the guts of pathological cannibalism. A monstrous mountain man, a cannibalistic Countess, and a wendigonous writer make fine grist for this unsavory episode's diabolical discourse! This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.  Express your eerily undying support for the show! Visit Blastropodcast's  Patreon page . Blastrop...

Kenneth Hite (games designer and writer) chews the fat with Dottore about cannibalism. Learn the reasons behind this ghoulish phenomenon and, more importantly, uncover the dark secret of Qui-Gon Jinn's space feast! This is part 1 of a 2-part episode. Why? BECAUSE KEN IS SMART AND HAS MUCH TO TEACH US! This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity . Thanks Cards! Please feed us before we eat...

Dave and Mark conjure up an irreverent celebration of invincible rogues and nonsensical brogues as they muff the 1986 Sci-Fi classic,  Highlander . You're about to sword up from the gourd up! This is part 1 of a multi-part episode. Want more fun in your ears? Impale us with your support! Visit our  Patreon page . Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative . This epis...

Radiation! Nuclear engineer (and possible Martian replicant) Keith Hand returns to legitimately teach Dottore all about radiation. So put down your Sackemon Go mobile platform and screw on your learning cap - we're about to meltdown from the belt down! This episode is brought to you by the electric mystics at Basecamp . Please help us grow! Visit Blastropodcast's  Patreon page . Blastropodcast is...

Grant Howitt reconvenes with Dottore for another chat about all things Britsy. PLUS A FREE GIFT FROM GRANT!!! 1. What's all this then? - The tragedy of Boaty McBoatface 2. How's your father? - "Leftenants", "Vicars", and "Bobbies"! Cor, buckle me tight! 3. Crusty jugglers - Church Grims and Devil Doors Grant successed  Unbound RPG ! Follow the link to order the full version! This episode is brough...

Kent Green (Fooling Around podcast) jam-packs Dottore with learnings about the debunked science beliefs of yesteryear. Have you been putting off your annual contemplation of trepanation, spontaneous generation, luminiferous aether, and phlogiston? Well we gotcha covered, pardner! Also! Reader Tyler gets his question answered and Balnaz falls victim to Dottore's STOMPY PATCH POT. This episode is br...

Dave and Sophie help Mark improvise the second half of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Horse-fixated Wargs! Vulvic keepsakes! And one hell of a yard party, you guys! This episode is brought to you by Jackbox Games . Blastropodcast is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative . Help us thrive! Check out our Patreon page  and get rewards for your support! Muffed Movies is a fan production...

Dave Stecco and Sophie Shrand rejoin Mark in a joyous muffing of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Return to our enchanting version of Middle Earth where footless Hobblets struggle, mask-wearing Gollums belt showtunes, and flaxen-haired heroes examine broaches for a bit. This is part one of a two-part episode. Blastropodcast has a new  Patreon site! If you think this show is worth at least a...