Mr.HmmmSooo’s Podcast

"They did not scream battle cries... their lungs were failing. But they advanced in absolute silence."Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. In this episode, we travel to the Siege of Vraks. We all know the legends of the Death Korps of Krieg—the mask, the shovel, the sacrifice. But buried in the mud of Sector 50-45 lies a recording of a moment where the legend collided with a horror so abso...

Welcome to the Blackstone & Remembrancer Archives. In the smog-choked depths of Hive Sibellus, a traumatized veteran of the Imperial Guard, now Acolyte Karthus Vorn, begins his service to the enigmatic and brilliant Inquisitor Mordecai Blackstone. When the Adeptus Arbites discover a high-ranking off-worlder murdered in a locked room—his face frozen in terror, with no visible wounds, and a single,...

“To take the perfect shot... the Assassin must become a statue. They must learn to die, while remaining technically, terrifyingly alive.”Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. This feature-length report is a deep, narrative investigation into the most secretive and terrifying institution in the Imperium: the Officio Assassinorum. Specifically, we are opening the sealed files of the Vindicare...

“They are infinite. We are finite. They are hunger. We are iron.”Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. In this episode of “Echoes of Ancient Terra,” we return to the ash-choked surface of Armageddon during the Third War. History remembers the Defense of Hive Helsreach for the speeches of Reclusiarch Grimaldus and the charge of the Black Templars. But the hive was not held by speeches alone....

“Ninety-nine point nine per cent of the species, treated like livestock, to feed them and sustain them and get them where they want to be.”Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. This feature-length report is a deep, narrative investigation into the Imperium’s foundational lie: the Great Divide between the Highborn and the Hivers. We will deconstruct the arrogant, sanitized propaganda of the...

“We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.” A simple line from the Codex Arbites, and the creed for the Imperium’s most feared enforcers. Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. This feature-length report is a deep, narrative investigation into the Adeptus Arbites, the unyielding fist of Imperial Law. We will examine the myth of the selfless guardian presented by Imperial propaganda...

“Do not hate your foe. Understand them. Absorb them. Let their strength become your own.” A Kroot proverb, and a statement of terrifying biological truth. Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. This feature-length report is a deep, narrative investigation into the galaxy’s ultimate pragmatists: the Kroot Kindreds. We will deconstruct the sanitized propaganda of their T’au allies before embed...

"Recycled meat is vital to the existence of Necromunda." A simple line from an Administratum text, and perhaps the most horrifying sentence ever written. Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. This feature-length report is a deep, narrative investigation into the Imperium's most necessary taboo: the Corpse Starch Economy. We will follow a newly-indentured worker on his first terrifying days...

In the 41st Millennium, the most powerful weapon is not a chainsword or a bolter. It is a rubber stamp. The greatest horrors are not found on the battlefield, but buried in a misfiled report. Welcome to the archives of the Ordo Chronos. Get full access to Mr. HmmmSooo’s Substack at mrhmmmsooo.substack.com/subscribe

What is the true price of the Greater Good? Our new feature-length report dives into the T'au Empire, not from the perspective of a Fire Warrior, but through the eyes of a civilian Earth Caste engineer—one of the architects of their technological marvels. Discover the secrets of their "perfect" society, the truth of Ethereal control, and the profound paradox of a life lived in a comfortable, gilde...

The soldiers of Krieg are not born. They are manufactured. Their only purpose is to die for a sin they never committed. This inquisitors new report uncovers their story. Get full access to Mr. HmmmSooo’s Substack at mrhmmmsooo.substack.com/subscribe

The legends speak of wealthy Rogue Traders conquering the stars. But what about the hereditary serfs who live and die in the lower decks—a generational prison from which they can never escape? This inquisitors new report uncovers their story. Get full access to Mr. HmmmSooo’s Substack at mrhmmmsooo.substack.com/subscribe