Movies That Don't Suck and Some That Do

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Barbenheimer Barbie Oppenheimer 2023 Review! It is the big, sexy episode that you've been waiting for- The Barbenheimer episode! What did the guys think of the movies the biggest movie weekend in years? You'll find out but, only if you listen. First, after the intro, the guys talk Nolan's newest behemoth- Oppeheimer starring Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt a...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Gray Matter/Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning 2023 Review! Hi, friends and enemies, allies and adversaries. This week's episode they guys talk about two new movies. No, not the ones you're thinking of(that is coming next week). First, after an intro, Neil and Chris stare deep into each other's eyes and try to speak with their big muscley brain while they...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their The Out-Laws/Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023 Movie Review! Hey-o, new episode-o. After the intro, the guys talk the new Happy Madison joint on Netflix: The Out-Laws starring Adam Devine, Pierce Brosnan and Ellen Barkin. Then, after a longer than normal news segment, the guys don their fedora and whip talk the last adventure by Indiana Jones in...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their To No Hard Feelings/Asteroid City 2023 Movie Review! It is a hot summer and the guys don't ain't stopping. We know the throngs of people have been waiting. After the intro, we talk about the new Jennifer Lawrence sex comedy, No Hard Feelings written and directed by Gene Stupinksky. Then, after a new segment, they don their hipster mustache's and talk Wes...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Extraction 2/The Flash 2023 Movie Review! Heya, it's hot as heck but the guys have found refuge in the cool theater, First off, they talk the new netflix Black Op John Wick-esque sequel Extraction II starring a jacked Chris Hemsworth. Then, after some news, Chris and Neil talk about DC's newest effort, The Flash starring the controversial Ezra Miller and...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Flamin' Hot/Transformers Rise of the Beasts 2023 Movie Review! Hey, you didn't we'd leave you hanging did you? First, after the intro, they get all spicy and red fingered and talk Flamin' Hot. Then, after the news segment, Chris and Neil roll out and talk the newest Transformers movie, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. Flamin' Hot is a 2023 American biog...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their To Leslie/Spider-man Across the Spider-verse 2023 Movie Review! The guys are back at it. First, after talking about their lives and Chris's birthday party, they go back a little bit talk the oscar nominated To Leslie starring Andrea Riseborough, Allison Janney and Marc Maron. Then, after news, they talk the big sexy movie that Neil is just going to go on...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Influencer/The Machine 2023 Movie Review! Let's do it to it, y'all. After an intro, Neil and Chris go to Thailand and get all social media rich and famous and talk Influencer, a Shudder original. Then, after a pretty long and boisterous news segment, Chris and Neil get shirtless and drunk while they talk The Machine! Starring Bert Kriescher(based on his...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Inside and Fast X 2023 Movie Review! SURPRISE, MOFO. Another brand new episode. First, after the intro, the guys go back a little bit and get trapped in a expensive AF penthouse containing precious art with Willem Dafoe in Inside. Then, after news, they get into their souped up cars and perform gravity and logic defying classis stunts with their family i...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Interview with Patrick Rea Sarah McGuire and Meagan Flynn of They Wait In The Dark!! In this very special episode Chris and Neil talk to Writer/director Patrick Rea, lead actress(and friend of the show) Sarah McGuire and executive producer Meagan Flynn about their new movie, They Wait In The Dark! They talk inspiration, aspiration, favorite movies and ge...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their The Mother/Hypnotic Review! It was bound to happen sooner or later. As prophecies foretold, Neil and Chris finally do a Bennifer episode! First, after the intro, they see J Lo be a cold ex-assassin in Netflix's The Mother. Then, after a spirited news segment, they talked Robert Rodriguez's newest film, Hypnotic, starring Ben Affleck. Bennifer 2022 editio...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their A Good Person/Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Review! We're getting deep into the summer blockbusters but the guys start talking about one that under their radar a few months ago and then a GIANT one. First, after an intro, they talk Zach Braff's A Good Person starring Florence Pugh and Morgan Freeman. Then, after news, they strap in and talk Guardians of...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Peter Pan and Wendy/Beau is Afraid Movie Review! May the fourth be with you and also with your co-hosts! Two newer movies! First up, they talk the latest Disney (cash grab?) live action remake- Peter Pan and Wendy. Then, after a star wars quiz and a lengthy news segment, the guys have a spirited discussion about Ari Aster's last nightmare Beau Is Afraid....

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Ghosted/Evil Dead Rise 2023 Movie Review! In this episode Chris and Neil return to the main feed and talk to new'uns. First up, they talk Apple+'s newest hit- Ghosted starring Ana de Armas and Chris Evans. Then, after a lengthy news segment, they talk the newest horror that Chris saw early at Panic Fest and Neil saw in theaters- Evil Dead Rise. Ghosted i...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Review and Interview the team behind Laced! And yet, another Panic Fest episode! On this episode Neil and Chris give their review on the short film That's Our Time! Then, after that, they air their interview with the director of the short- Alex Backes! He was a great guest and we loved talking to him! www.alexdoesstuff.com www.panicfilmfest.com Alex has...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Review and Interview the team behind Laced! Again, another Panic Fest episode! In this episode, Chris and Neil review the new thriller Laced! Then, after the review, they air their interview with the director and actor, Kyle Butenhoff, lead actress Dana Mackin and producer Matthew Ramey! It is a great movie and they were great guests! www.panicfilmfest.c...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Panic Fest 2023 Bury the Bride/Renfield Review! Another Panic Fest episode! The guys talk to two movies that were featured at this year's Panic Fest. First, after the intro, they talk Spider One and Krsy's Fox new one, Bury The Bride! Go a few episodes back and check out our interview with them. It is available to watch for FREE on Tubi! Go check it out!...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Review and Interview with Evan Marlowe of Abruptio! Another PANIC FEST 2023 EPISODE! In this episode, the guys review the bonkers puppet nightmare movie, Abruptio! After the review, they air their interview with writer and director of Abruptio, Evan Marlowe! He was fantastic and it is a fantastic movie! Please visit www.panicfilmfest.com to learn more ab...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Chupa/The Super Mario Bros Review! A regular episode talking and biggest in streaming and in theaters. First, after the intro, they head down to Mexico and get cuddly with cryptids as they talk Netflix's family film, Chupa starring Christian Slater. Then, after a hefty news seg, they put on red and green caps, strap on some overalls and blow in the cartr...

The first of the Panic Fest 2023 episodes! Neil and Chris talk to Spider one & Krsy Fox about their new movie Bury The Bride! They were great, Neil was nearly star struck and they were awesome. Check it out! Go to panicfilmfest.com to find out more about the festival! panicfest2023 #burythebride www.moviesthatdontsuck.net https://w2mnet.com/category/podcasts/movies-that-dont-suck-and-some-that...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Tetris/Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves Review! Nerdy guys talking nerdy stuff while nerding out about movies. First off, after the intro, the two squares talk the Apple + movie, Tetris starring Taron Egerton! Then, after a lengthy news segment, the dweebs talk and the newest attempt at a DnD movie, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves starr...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their John Wick Chapter 4/Shazam Fury of the Gods Review! Sequels Sequels Sequels. That is what the guys talk about in this episode. First off, after intro, they punch, kick and gun fu their way through the globe while they talk about John Wick: Chapter 4. Then, after an extendo news segment, they don their spandex and scream magic words while they give their...

Chris is back from Europe and the guys are back at it. First, after the intro, they drop some acid talk the Shudder original Spoonful of Sugar. Then, after a lengthy news segment, they don their ghostface masks and charge up their voice changer and talk the newest Scream movie, Scream VI. It is sooo good to be back, movies that don't suckers. Spoonful of Sugar is a 2022 horror thriller that was di...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their Infinity Pool/Creed III 2023 Movie Review! A new episode. Two movies. First is Infinity Pool. Then some news. Then we talk Creed III. Kept it short and simple for you chummmmps. Infinity Pool is a 2023 science fiction horror film written and directed by Brandon Cronenberg, starring Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth and Cleopatra Coleman. The film follows a s...

Chris Owen and Neil Blackwood present their We Have a Ghost/Cocaine Bear Review! Chris and Neil are not ones to brag. Puerile humor and movies are their bag. Why is this description rhyming? No reason, just stop opining. First up, they talk Christopher Landon's foray into family friendly comedy horror with We Have A Ghost exclusively on Netflix. Then, after news, Chris and Neil snort a few rails(n...