Movies That Don't Suck and Some That Do

Same stuff, different day, different episode. All that jazz and platitudes. Ahem...on this episode Chris and Neil go back to earlier this year finally reviewed A Minecraft Movie starring Jack Black and Jason Momoa. Also directed by Jared Hess(he directed Napoleon Dynamite). Then, after news, they talk The Naked Gun directed by The Lonely Island's Akiva Schaffer starring Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderso...

In this brand new spanking pod, Chris and Neil talk two movies with numbers in their name. First, after the intro, the talk the long awaited sequel to Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore 2! Then, after news, they talk about Marvel’s newest one introducing the Marvel’s first family- The Fantastic Four: First Steps starring Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach and Joseph Quinn. As always with co...

Chris and Neil are back to talk movies. Like normal but different movies. First, they talk one they missed in the theater- the Steven Soderbergh horror(?) Presence starring Lucy Liu, Chris Sullivan and Callina Liang. Then after news, they talk Ari Aster's newest bonkers film- Eddington starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, Emma Stone, Austin Butler and more! Is Presence gonna scare your pants of...

After an unplanned break, Chris and Neil are back in it with two new giant blockbusters. First, after the intro, they talk the Joseph Kosinski directed F1 starring Brad Pitt, Damson Idris and Javier Bardem. Then, after news, they discuss James Gunn’s first foray to jumpstart the DCEU with Superman. Too many stars to name! After a fair warning, they launch into a spoiler filled section where Neil d...

Sorry, this is out so late, but Chris and Neil be talking 2 newish movies in this one. First up, they talk a Blumhouse thriller movie that flew a little under the radar- Drop starring Meghann Fahy and Brandon Sklenar. Then, after a jam packed news segment, the guys talk the third entry in the 28 days later franchise- 28 Years Later starring Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Alfie Wiliams and Ralp...

The boys are back in the full swing of things, one streaming, one theaters but are they both good? First, they talk the first animated feature of the Predator franchise with Predator: Killer of Killers on the Hulu/Disney landscape. Then, after news, they talk Wes Anderson's latest The Phoenician Scheme starring Benicio Del Toro, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston and so many...

Hey there, Movies That Don't Suckers! Another week, another 2 movies and another 2 two nerdy reviews by 2 nerdy dudes. First, after the intro, Neil gets a wrestling boner as we talk about Queen of the Ring. It's the story about the first female pro wrestler Mildred Burke starring Emily Bett Rickards, Josh Lucas, Tyler Posey, Walton Goggins, Toni Storm and more. Then after news, Chris gets a horror...

Two theater movies this week! First, after the intro Chris and Neil get awkward and cringey with Friendship starring Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd, Kate Mara and Jack Dylan Glazer. Then, after a jam packed news segment, the guys getting to doing some world saving action packed stuff as they talk in maybe"final" Mission Impossible movie- Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning starring the inimitable T...

Hey hey hey, a double horror remake/sequel episode. First, after the intro, they go back to earlier 2025 and finally review Leigh Whannell's interpretation of Wolf Man starring Julia Garner, Christopher Abbott and Sam Jaeger. Then, after a spirtied news seggie, Chris and Neil have scary premenitions and talk Final Destination Bloodlines starring Kaitlyn Santa Juana, Teo Briones and more. This came...

Same drill, Chris and Neil talkng a whole mess of things, mostly movies. This was recorded before The Pacers loss. First, after an intro, they talk about one of the most watched movies on Amazon Prime Deep Cover starring Bryce Dallas Howard, Orlando Bloom, Nick Mohammed and Sean Bean. Then, after news, they talk Ballerina. From the the world of John Wick this stars Ana De Armas, Ian McShane, Anjec...

In this episode, the guys talk a sequel and an original one. First, after the intro, they talk Another Simple Favor which is the sequel to A Simple Favor starring Anna Kendrick, Blake Lively, Henry Golding and more. Then, after news, they talk about the action John Wick on A Plane-esque Fight or Flight starring good ol' bleach haired Josh Hartnett. Are they good? Do they suck? What is a horshoe? W...

Oh, you suckers knew this one was coming. First, after the intro, the guys talk one of the top movies on Netflix- Havoc starring Tom Hardy, Forest Whitaker, Jessie Mei Li, Timothy Olyphant and more in this ultra-violent flick by Gareth Evans. Then afters news, they talk the newest Marvel movie- Thunderbolts* starring Florence Pugh, Sebastian Stan, David Harbour, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and much more....

Chris and Neil are back to their regular routine as they talk 1 streaming and 1 theater movie all oozing with bantery goodness. First, after an intro, they talk Bill Skarsgard and Anthony Hopkins in the Sam Raimi produced thriller- Locked. Then, after some fresh off the press news they swear brotherly love as they talk The Accountant 2 starring Ben Affleck, Jon Bernthal and Cynthia Addai-Robinson....

In this very special #PanicFest2025 episode, Chris and Neil talk Panic Fest handout camp horro sci fi film- Marshmallow! Then they air their interview with director Daniel DelPurgatorio and cast members Kue Lawrence, Kai Cech and Max Malas Learn more about Panic Fest at panicfilmfest.com! Oh yeah , if you want a 100% free sticker (we even pay postage) send us a message! www.moviesthatdontsuck.net...

In this very special #PanicFest2025 episode, Chris and Neil review a panic fest standout bonkers found footage horror film- Dooba Dooba! Then, they air their interview with director and writer of Dooba Dooba- Ehrland Hollingsworth and producer of Dooba Dooba Joshua Harris! They loved this conversation! Learn more about Panic Fest at panicfilmfest.com! Oh yeah , if you want a 100% free sticker (we...

In the very special #PanicFest2025 episode, Neil and Chris review a panic fest standout It Feeds starring Ashley Greene and Sean Ashmore and then, they air their interview with director Chad Archibald! They had a blast! Learn more about Panic Fest at www.panicfilmfest.com! Oh yeah , if you want a 100% free sticker (we even pay postage) send us a message! www.moviesthatdontsuck.net https://w2mnet.c...

In this #PanicFest2025 episode, Chris and Neil talk about their favorite long form shorts they watched at #PanicFest2025! Never Let You Go directed and written by Alex Domenici Em and Selma Go Griffin Hunting directed and written by Alex Thompson Destroyer directed by Judd Myers and written by Judd Myers and Kyle Montgomery Till Death Do Us Part directed and written by Jacob Hamblin Hold Up direct...

Due to technical diffculties, this one is a little shorter but still a goodie. First, after an intro, Chris and Neil go back to December and talk a little movie that flew under the radar- The Order starring Jude Law, Nicolas Hoult and Tye Sheridan. Then after news, the guys talk about the surprise hit- Sinners starring Michael B Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, Delroy Lindo and much more, written and dir...

Chris had COVID so in this episode the guys talk two streaming picks from Amazon Prime. First, after a test intro with Neil, they talk Holland starring Nicole Kidman, Gael García Bernal, and Matthew Macfayden and directed by Mimi Cave. They have opinions, then after a new segment, they talk the about an ass-kicking Madam President in G20 starring Viola Davis, Anthony Anderson and Anthony Starr. Ar...

And we're back 2 new movies to yammer on about. First, after an intro Chris and Neil all sophisticaed and clandestine as they talk a the Steven Soderbergh directed spy film- Black Bag starring Michael Fassbinder, Cate Blanchett and other familiar faces? Should you sneak your way into it or throw it away in a blacky hefty bag? Then, after news, the guys ponder mythological creatures as they talk th...

The guys get 2 ORIGINAL sci-fi movies to talk about this week. First, after an intro, Chris takes one tower and Neil takes the other as they take Apple +'s The Gorge starring Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy. Then, after a lengthy news segment, they strap up ourselves and unalive themselves several times in Bong Joon Ho's latest- Mickey 17 starring Robert Pattinson, Naomi Ackie, Steven Yeun, Mark...

With the Oscars over and spring popping flowers up, the guys give everyone just a good old fashioned episode. First, after they intro they go into the much talked about Gia Coppola movie starring Pamela Anderson- The Last Showgirl. Then, after a lengthy news segment, they talk the third entry in the beloved Paddington series- Paddington in Peru. If you love Pamela Anderson and cuddly bears, this e...

In this brand new spanking shiny beautfiful episode Neil and Chris are fired up and ready to bring it on, until break of dawn, baby. First after an intro, they talk Osgood Perkin's interpretation of a Stephen King story- The Monkey starring Theo James, Tatiana Masalany and even Osgood himself shows up for a little bit. Then, after news news news, they launch intot their review Of Marvel's latest o...

In this episode Chris and Neil dive into the streaming world. First, after an intro, thje guys talk the Michael Keaton starring movie- Goodrich. Then, after a lengthy news segerment, they talk Clint Eastwood's Juror #2 starrn Nicolas Hoult, Toni Colette and JK Simmons. Should you fire up your streaming machine and jam these in your eyeholes? Jam this in your earholes to find out. Oh yeah, if you w...

Hey there Movies That Dont' Suckers, Neil and Chris are still catching up on some Oscar nominees and this episode they talk about a controversial one. First, the intro, they talk the acclaimed/revialed oscar nominated movie on Netlifx, Emilia Perez starring Zoe Saldana, Karla Sofía Gascón and Selena Gomez. Then, after news, they talk the latest from studio behind Barbarian with Companion starring...