Movies Hate Sarah

In our first Sarah free episode we celebrate Halloween with the spooky cult classic Hack-O-Lantern (1988) Also Carlos breaks down his lengthy pitch for its legacy sequel TW: cocaine jibberjabber Music by Karl Casey

Musical night! In what may be our final episode Sarah must pick from Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Earth Girls are Easy (1988) or Streets of Fire (1984) And Carlos learns of the injustices his people faced in the 1950s TW: Female Hysteria Music by Karl Casey

In this episode Sarah must choose from TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze, Howard the Duck or The Return of Swamp Thing. And Carlos learns of the perils of poofenol TW: interspecies erotica Music by Karl Casey

Sword and sorcery movie night! We get Sarah to choose from Conan the Barbarian 1982, The Beastmaster 1982 or Red Sonja 1985. And Carlos reaffirms his devotion to Crom and what is best in life TW: Dune slander Music by Karl Casey

In this episode Sarah must choose from Chained Heat 2 (1993), Caged Fury (1990) and Reform School Girls (1986) Also Carlos is faced with his own grizzly and traumatic mortality TW: Human trafficking and Sarah’s tardiness Music by Karl Casey

This episode Sarah must pick from Slugs (1988) Dir by Juan Paquer Simón, Night of the Creeps (1986) Dir by Fred Dekker and Slither (2006) Dir by James Gunn. Also Carlos ponders the age old question of Man or Bear? TW: Italian defamation, slug slander and hodophobia. Music by Karl Casey

For women’s herstory month Sarah will choose from three movies directed by women. Slumber Party Massacre 1982 by Amy Holden Jones, Humanoids from the Deep 1980 by Barbra Peeters or Near Dark 1987 by Kathryn Bigelow. Also Carlos goes down a Vanderbeek rabbit hole TW: infanticide, cultural insensitivity and Nickelodeon Music by Karl Casey

On our extremely belated Christmas episode we watch the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Sarah’s mom shares a problematic family story and Carlos introduces us to a new product for energy and focus. TW: ableism, illicit drug use and endangering the lives of wild animals

Sarah and Carlos experience The Substance (2024 dir Coralie Fargeat) in our first review spotlight for a newly released movie. Also Carlos preys on Sarah’s deep rooted insecurities. TW: Body Dysmorphia, Mansplaining and Speaking Ill of the Dead Music by Karl Casey

Sarah must choose from Hobo with a Shotgun (2011), Vampire’s Kiss (1988) and Sleepwalkers (1992). And Carlos explores the mysteries of women’s gum balls. TW for predatory harassment, rampant flatulence and pooping on babies. Music by Karl Casey

Sarah must choose from Halloween 3 (1982), Night of the Demons (1988) and Trick or Treat (1986). Plus Carlos attempts to diagnose what may be a tumor in Sarah’s brain. TW for SA, Cannibalism and Menstrual Masking Music by Karl Casey

80s high school teen comedy night! Sarah must pick from 3 O’Clock High 1987 (dir. Phil Joanou), Just One of the Guys 1985 (dir. Lisa Gottlieb), and Summer School 1987 (dir. Carl Reiner). And Carlos learns what a podcast is. TW: SA, racism and Veganism Music by Karl Casey

Sarah chooses from Dreamscape (1984), Falling Down (1993) and Scream for Help (1984). Also Carlos shares his support for the troops. TW: produce abuse. Music by Karl Casey

All Christmas movies! Sarah must choose from Jack Frost (1997), Black Christmas (1974) and Silent Night Deadly Night 2 (1987). And Carlos poo poos Sarah’s agricultural aspirations.

Sarah must choose from Out for Justice , Pumpkinhead or Blood Rage. And Carlos explores his multicultural spirituality to disputable results. Music by Karl casey

Sarah chooses from Dead Heat, Alley Cat and Body Parts. Also Carlos casts a scathing indictment against Sarah’s pasta

Sarah must choose from Zombi, Action Jackson or Warlock. And Carlos shares his greatest regret.

We make sarah watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Also Carlos talks about the Bible

We let Sarah pick from three movies she’s never heard of. The Hidden, Class of Nuke’em High, Savage Streets. Also, Carlos wears too many necklaces.

We make Sarah choose from three amazing movies that she absolutely has no interest in watching. Stone Cold, Killer Workout, The Big Doll House. And also Carlos picks his toes.