Movies For When

Normal season structure is dead. We can have our finales and premiers and awards whenever the hell we want to! I'm a father now! Like it or not, we are all subject to the whims of a small human who isn't even 2 years old yet. He has no idea what a podcast even is, and I'll bet he does NOT care that his dad makes one. What will he think of this when he gets older? What would your grandmother think...

It's the Season 6 soft-launch, and we're doing all new themes, baby. We've already told you when it is Friday the 13th, but we've never asked the question, When is it Friday the 13th? Since I'm the only one around here who seems to know the answer to that question (it's me, Denny, I'm typing this, it isn't Greg), I'm doing a solo quest of Sleepaway Camp. Friday the 13th adjacent content officially...

National Treasure (55:32) HEERE AT THE PODCAST. 171 episodes of podcasting, and I'm three movies away. Of all the words written here about monkeys, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of seamless edits and gimmicks, pursuing invariably the same Review evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Apeism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw o...

Friday the 13th Part 2 (55:50) Cutting the meat Forest of meat Spill their blood Spilling their blood And resurrect my son Resurrect my son Resurrect my son Resurrect my son Stare at the lake Biding my time Waiting to die Waiting to die

The Family Man (23:06) In this episode, Denny and Greg punch up a 25 year old Christmas rom-com. Did anybody ask for this? Listen to Denny's alternate titles for the movie and get back to us. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF OUR BEAUTIFUL LISTENERS, MAY YOUR STOCKINGS BE FULL AND YOUR YULETIDES GAY AS HELL

Bringing Out The Dead (39:37) New York City, the big apple that never sleeps, the concrete jungle so nice they named it twice, we're watching here, tha bagels are better cause of da water, catch a mets game, MSG is the most famous arena in the world, it is the Athens of America, take a cab to the melting pot, no more dead podcasts

Matchstick Men (37:06) We could spin a wheel for hours

Bring Her Back (37:55) Weapons (59:46) Bride of Frankenstein (1:17:43) Oops we did 3 movies again! Enjoy it! Enjoy your HALLOWEEN!! ENJOY YOUR CAANNNDDDYYYYYYY

A Clusterfuck the likes of which have never been attempted. Our brave Clusterfuckers venture into the macabre, and even into the veins of forbidden romance. We're covering THE ENTIRETY of the Twilight Franchise, THE ENTIRETY of the Denton Dismember the Alamo marathon, and ONE episode of Bob's Burgers. For posterity's sake, the films/TV episodes covered are: Twilight (2008) New Moon (2009) Eclipse...

Ed Wood (30:18) Time to replay the classics. Sometimes it's fun to have the movie picked out, and work backwards from there to a theme you want to do. Time for a podcast about movies to tackle a movie about movies. Coming hot off the heels of our Neil Breen episode, we are pleased to once again dive into the deep end on what makes art art, just like these guys surely intended.

Twisted Pair (37:06) Programmable Virtual Podcast. We here at movies for when promise you that we are NOT corrupt. We do not give money to bad politicians, be bad at banking, or other unsavory activities. If we need to show ourselves petting eagles on a green screen we WILL DO IT. NOTHING IS BENEATH US. WE ARE THE WEAPON. WE NEVER HAD A BEARD BUT DENNY HAS A BEARD AND GREG SIMPLY CANNOT GROW ONE.

Escape From New York (34:31) Snaaaake. Pllliiisskin. SSssssSSSnaaaaaaakeeee. Puuuhhhliiiiissskennnnn. snakepliskin. Snakeplskn,, snkplskn_. sank pills kin. [ SnAaA K eePli SSS$k innnnn'

The Big Lebowski (42:27) The two headed director meets the two headed podcast. Can one of cinema's most beloved comedies be properly addressed and covered by us in a limited space of time? Of course not. But we can reflect on what condition our condition is in. We're not COMPLETELY out of our element. We also talk a ton about Eddington, and it rocks.

Raging Bull (39:34) Though we haven't covered Olivier, if we recorded with Sugar Ray He would say that it ain't just the movies, it's the takes. So give me a feed where these chill pals love Cage. And though I could film, we'd much rather chat... that's Podcast

Parasite (27:08) If only our podcast was as meticulously crafted as Director Bong's movies... The best best picture winner in decades is our topic today, and boy do we have thoughts! Pretty much all of them very positive!

Inglourious Basterds (30:51) I wonder what old QT would have as his entrance music into the ring. The king of the needle drop is our topic this week as he re-writes history to make it way more cool and fun. What's not to love? Don't miss out on this one or we'll turn your face into swiss cheese!

Raiders of the Lost Ark (26:44) Whips out! This week we talk about the best Indy flick ever. Amazing set pieces, fun adventures, and cinema's most timeless hat make this one a film for the ages. The arena is filling up with filmmaking talent, so stay tuned to see who sticks around and who goes over the ropes!

The Shining (31:10) Come podcast with us, Denny! Forever and ever and ever.... The hits just keep coming as we have TWO all time directors now squaring off in the ring. Sometimes you just gotta hand it to a guy, so listen to us give someone their flowers in what must already be an incredibly large stack of flowers. Is anyone watering these?

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (26:23) Ke Ke Ke Jason Jason Jason! We didn't have time to point out EVERYthing this movie got wrong, but we certainly tried. Let our sweet voices worm into your ear like a Jason-worm makes people zombies or something... what was going on? Anyways, happy holidays.

Seven Samurai (39:57) The first contestant has entered the ring! We are going GIMMICK HEAVY in this absolute masters only HEAVYWEIGHT contest! Can the master himself stand toe to toe with the other giants of filmmaking? Let's discuss why the answer is "yeah he super can"

The Mummy (1999)! While Greg is on island time, Denny and Vanessa are on EGYPT TIME!!! We're covering Brenden Fraser's iconic leading role in The Mummy. While this beloved blockbuster managed to upset a certain autistic monster enthusiast, even the grumpiest among us will eventually come around to the heart of adventure and the spirit of Hollywood that Imhotep embodies.

George of the Jungle (32:35) Is this movie the ultimate vine compilation? Monkeys, apes, gorillas, and Brendan Frasier's abs run the show once again, as they should. Swing in for the finale for this rendition of the theme!

Planet of the Apes (33:43) It's a podcast! A PODCAAAAST!! If you've got dirty ape paws on you and want them damn off, look no further. The evolution (heh) of Denny & Greg continues in what is we think our 7th movie about monkeys!

Monkey Shines (25:37) Celebrate 150 episodes of monkey mayhem!! We are whipping around in our sick wheelchair and gator-rolling any caretaker monkeys that want to try and inject us with serums or whatever! If this doesn't sound scary but DOES sound at least interesting, boy howdy are you in the right place. Note: It's important that you watch this movie's poster before going to see the new movie "...

Monkey Trouble (29:06) It is the official stance of the Movies For When podcast that there is no distinction between apes and monkeys, just in time for us to cover a movie that actually doesn't have an ape. One of the characters even said so. Check out our takes on a movie that features a slam dunk Grenny Award front runner, and that has less stakes than a vegan restaurant.