Movie Pipe

Movie Pipe 39: We're Back (Kind of) + Ray Liotta Interview 12.06.2025 6:09 ↓

Movie Pipe bounced back. We've gone artificial with very little intelligence.

Movie Pipe 38: The Bricklayer (2023) 15.04.2024 30:37 ↓

Look, he's The Bricklayer. It's what he does.

Movie Pipe 37: Floppenheimer (2024) 21.02.2024 16:52 ↓

Now I Am Become Conque, the Destroyer of Parodies

Movie Pipe 36: Indiana Jones and the Dial of whatever, just listen. Or don't, see if we care (2023) 05.12.2023 15:10 ↓

83 year old baby manages to cling on to hat and whip.

Movie Pipe 35: Babylon (2022) – Part 1 28.07.2023 26:03 ↓

An elephant Pitts itself. First of a three part shallow-snorkel into one of the weirdest movies to watch on a plane.

Movie Pipe 34: The Jackal (1997) + Bruce Willis' Lost Filmography 16.06.2023 23:47 ↓

Willis wig shop is alive and well.

Movie Pipe 33: Striking Distance (1993) 07.12.2022 25:27 ↓

Surprisingly enjoyable cop thriller with some serious (missing) hair action from Bruce Willis. This episode is sponsored by Sam Ashurst's 'VHS Quest'... https://www.patreon.com/VHSquest

Movie Pipe 32: Moonfall (2022) 24.10.2022 23:08 ↓

This episode contains a near-death experience.

Movie Pipe 31: The Package (1989) + an update on Paul's whereabouts 12.09.2022 26:29 ↓

Our favorite actor slash retiree, Genius Hackman, is back on the Pipe. This time in a late-80's espionage thriller that feels like one giant audition for the director's next gig with Garrison Fjord. Ciao.

Movie Pipe 30: The Card Counter (2021) + readers’ feedback and Paul’s nephew’s top-5 movies ever 😵‍💫 29.06.2022 22:20 ↓

Little ozzie issac plays snap in pillow strawberries’ meta textual meditation on gambling and revenge.

Movie Pipe 29: Uncommon Valor (1983) 28.06.2022 16:00 ↓

Genius Hackmen kind of does a reverse Rambo?

Movie Pipe 28: My Dinner With Andre (1981) + NEW INTRO! 08.04.2022 2:17:23 ↓

Very long episode as Will (finally) joins G.G. to bore him to death for 2 hours about a movie about a person boring another person to death for 2 hours.

Movie Pipe 26.5: *WILL'S INSTANT REACTION* The Batman (2022) + That Marchel Dongsock Voicemail we mentioned 09.03.2022 15:50 ↓

Ronald J. Patriot vamps it up as Battingman in DC comics' latest standalone moodvie. Will gives his immediate reaction (between me and you, he sounds a bit sleepy and says f*ck a lot – not sure what that's all about, really? I guess what we're saying is, don't listen to this episode out loud during a church service or in your local library).

Movie Pipe 27: Light Sleeper (1992) + Special Guest. Salgestion Arkansa [ep 26 on hold for Michael Douglas VM. The lawyers got skittish. Sorry) 10.02.2022 43:37 ↓

Everything went out the window after she ignored the salad. Probably not cheap either, being a hospital canteen. The cheek! Poor ol' Willem. He looked distraught and was as bemused as we were. He didn't have to get her lunch. He only offered her coffee! Why ask for a salad if you're not going to even touch it?? What happened to the salad is anyone's guess. (sorry about the wind on the mic/backgrou...

Movie Pipe 20...er, 5?: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) 21.01.2022 9:06 ↓

Anthophila x Caine. TWICE. (Listener Warning: This episode features documentary audio of a real-life bee hallucination).

Movie Pipe 24: *INSTANT REACTIONS* The Super Bob Einstein Movie (2021) 10.01.2022 8:23 ↓

Did you know the world’s most famous theoretical physicist was Marty Funkhauser’s brother?!

Movie Pipe 23: Don’t Look Up (2021) + listener guesses from episode 22 & top five teeth scenes 04.01.2022 18:29 ↓

The satire that sh*t the bed and missed. This is the end of season 1 😬

Movie Pipe 22: Xxx Xxxx Xx Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxxxxx (1982) 17.12.2021 10:13 ↓

G. G. manipulates listeners by withholding the name of the movie reviewed during this episode. But it’s all part of the act, isn’t it. 👀

Movie Pipe 21: Only A Baby Elephant Will Do (1945) + listener donations 07.12.2021 18:35 ↓

Hank Plym’s dad gets his trunk frozen stiff over a powerful baby and a dodgy shamen. Thanks to our patrons for the donations! We’re up to $347.60 🙏

Movie Pipe 20: Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) 30.11.2021 9:23 ↓

G. G. has it all ruined by a factually inaccurate automobile.

Movie Pipe 19: The Last Tycoon (1976) + lawsuit update 22.11.2021 30:37 ↓

Travis LaMotta goes meta in this dreamy parable about love and ambition during dirty thirties Hollywood.

Movie Pipe 17: Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) 19.11.2021 7:11 ↓

Think-abouting why it’s actually a videogame, not a movie.

Movie Pipe 16: Arlington Road (1999): Part 2 15.11.2021 19:55 ↓

Tim Robbins burns his Bridges and we try to ignore the coffee stain from part 1. It’s Movie Pipe!

Movie Pipe 15: Arlington Road (1999): Part 1 13.11.2021 9:36 ↓

A live domestic disaster caused G.G. to half-record this episode. Sorry! Part 2 coming soon, once he cleans up the spillage.

Movie Pipe 14: The Border (1982) 11.11.2021 19:49 ↓

Big Jack’s hidden gem. And an ending to cry for.