Mount Molehill

This week on Mount Molehill, loving brick owner Connor Kreit hopes that bringing a brick to a pet rock meetup will give him the right angle to wriggle into a social scene matching his interests. Meanwhile, actual pet rock Dwayne The Rock "Mom's Son" was made to be a big brother to Louis...who is already a big brother. Will Connor fit in? Will Dwayne get out? Is Dwayne even a rock? Wh...

This week on Mount Molehill, former fry cook and trading card king Bobby Bones joins the show to explain the new celebrity status of Des Moines' public bus drivers. Meanwhile, The Wheel on the Des Moines' famous Bug Bus is TIRED of attending bug funerals all through the town. 99 of The Wheel's problems are her wheel neighbors, but will getting a break knock the list down from 100? Shou...

This week on Mount Molehill, Enzo Zcoop discovers that he is the most endearing man alive when his ice cream truck goes on the fritz and the neighborhood notices. Meanwhile, Claudette Sorbet is an ice cream scoop with a classic design and a big brain freeze headache! Will Enzo realize he's melted the hearts of thousands? Will Claudette convince Enzo to help her escape the scoop life, or will t...

This week on Mount Molehill, horticultur ista Dr. Frankie Rosenstein plants herself in Little Halloweentown, NYC to genetically alters flowers with ethically seedy results. She has A LOT of clarifying questions for potential business partner Hortensia Bloomfield, AKA the Hydra from Greek mythology. And Hortensia is in BIG TROUBLE with the goddess Hera's Monster Witness Protection Program becau...

This week on Mount Molehill, pilot Chet Blumon and Scooptown University student Erica Mumsword bond over feeling left out of a big. fat. secret. Secrets families are no fun, that is until the Big Pappa group chat blows up and brings families together. Erica, I called your family to fact check this episode, and all I have to say is TEEHEEHEE. How many families does Chet have in major airport hubs a...

This week on Mount Molehill, public relations specialist and frequent flyer Barley Potts harnesses the elements of rhetoric to convince us all that wind chimes are a perversion of some kind, while extreme skier Ryan Stoooakly makes sweet sweet music at the expense of both his neighbor’s wind chimes and the brain health of America’s winter sports enthusiasts. Will Barley get anyone to join his caus...

This week on Mount Molehill, future HGTV scandal Jack Flap faces both the consequences of his maple-syrup construction practices, and the dawning paternity revelation sitting across from him, FlapJack Stevens. Meanwhile, FlapJack Stevens, the pancake-flipping pirate with a hoard of rat interns and a dream of killing the captain of The Glorious Lady, begins to plan a vacay to Canada (which coast re...

This week on Mount Molehill, Missouri Johson the playwright, and until that pays the bills, local theater reviewer, and until that pays the bills, the shift supervisor of a roast beef purveyor, illegally records the middle school production of the mad-cow madcap Burger Street with the help of his seat mate, high schooler and aspiring playwright Lily Spleech. There's a method actor on the loose...

This week on Mount Molehill, confirmed dog Bark Simpson shares his confirmed kills of ghost squirrels and tales of chicken fingers left on tabletops to an audience of Mathias Tinsel. Mr. Tinsel loves his life, his wife, and his wagon! His wife Jenine listened to this episode and she is furrrrious. Do this dog and this man have anything to say about the meaning of Christmas? Find out in this thrill...

This week on Mount Molehill, hairdressers Journey Wright and Courtney raise hair and eyebrows with their unique approaches to hairstyling. It could also be from the mousse. They love a good mousse! Will Courtney reach stardom in the world kids haircuts, or will the FBI reach her first? Will Journey get to spend the rest of her days gossiping with the ladies of the mob? Find out in this thrilling e...

This week on Mount Molehill, sixth grade love consultant Joshua P. returns to discuss his new role with the NFL amid his continued success coupling up people in a style only found in the movie Hitch. You heard it here first: a sixth grader set up Taylor Swift with Travis Kelce! His next client? Possibly Chet Bingham, defensive lineman for the Detroit Lions, a former sixth-year senior with major po...

This week on Mount Molehill, Gregory Gymble, an underpaid primetime actor at 50 years young, tries his best to pitch the network microshow The Bellevue Motel with "influencer grown in a lab" Sophie Cofi. Will Gregory validate his own worth and get paid? Does Sophie know anything about the internet? One thing is for sure - Sophie needs goo. Find all of this out in this thrilling episode....

This week on Mount Molehill, Albuquerque potter Clayton Gaetz reveals his sinister approach to competitive artistry to Michael's superfan Candy "Candace" CoughMan. Is it worthwhile to make somethin' into somethin' else? Is gatekeeping pottery necessary if you already have a large contract with Target? Are God's hands sticky with craft glue? Has Clayton never heard of a bowl? Find all of this out i...

This week on Mount Molehill, disgraced interior decorator Stitch Armoire overhauls Terry Or's heartbreak AND two-bedroom home for his own professional gain. Will Terry win back his wife Petunia? Will he ever see the other side of an expertly-placed decorative partition? Will Stitch Armoire become Interior Decorators Of America's Interior Decorator of America for all quarterly issues of Interior De...

This week on Mount Molehill, our producer Mae chats with Barbara Jupiter, a definitely fictional industrial psychologist. Barbara may seem like an empath with a heart of gold to her many clients, but underneath she's just a big cello, expertly crafted. Mae airs her workplace grievances and gets particularly emotional over a grilled cheese she never got to make. After all, she's a Cancer. HA HA HA...

Deep underneath Mount Molehill lies an ancient tomb with an ancient audible curse...these accents. Professional treasure hunter Jonathan Geronimo is slightly Australian and definitely over your day-to-day buried treasure options. French reality star Genevieve Chateau-Laroche is busy frowning by some rocks and distressing herself, others, and very expensive jeans along the way. Will Genevieve give...

This week on Mount Molehill, San Diego's (only?) woman-owned ghost hotel owner Syckle Hart invests in her community full of live tourists and hot ghost ex-boyfriends. Meanwhile, actual ghost (!!!) Harriet Sparks is stuck possessing a hapless (and toothless) driving instructor, Rick. She thinks everything is wonderful, she really really does. She lets Syckle and all of us know that Tommy, Mother, a...

This week on Mount Molehill, tune in to hear the first melodrama about candles without any common scents. Go on the "insensitive junk mail date" of your nightmares with Alyssa and Patrick, the world's worst listeners. Learn why you should never eat brunch but sometimes set fire to your family's beach house with firefighter Blaize Yankee! Blaize Yankee is played by Chip Fankhauser.    Aly...

Valentine's Day is behind us! Yet we still find Sayles Junior (passionate salesman) and Joshua P. (love consultant/young for fifth grade) discussing the concepts of love, power, and 80 ft. televisions atop scenic Mount Molehill... before Joshua P.'s mother picks him up.    Sayles Junior is played by Chip Fankhauser.    Joshua P.  is played by Mae Clark.    This e...

This week on Mount Molehill... confused expat Felicity ??? and Orlando's worst night nurse, Natalie Ootz, discuss scrapbooking important legal documents, and other hot-button issues.   Mount Molehill is hosted by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.   Natalie Ootz is played by Chip Fankhauser   Felicity ??? is played by Mae Clark   Intro narration by David Reeves  Thank you for...

Dear ole' Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and an ever-increasing elevation. Its peak is also riddled with live microphones. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak! Mount Molehill is an improvised comedy podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.