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Morning Wood

Comedy EN ↓ 106 episodes

Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.

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Episodes

MW106: Oreo 02.04.2025 1:01:31

It's the finale of season 7 (maybe? we don't know!?)!!! The Termites ingest Elijah Wood's favorite OREO and sandwich celebrity tongues, platform games, incorrectly targeted ads, and oatscapades. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/...

MW105: Creepy Child 26.03.2025 49:46

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite creepy child!? The Termites unsettle Ready Player One, fighting cars, girlbossing, and Hollywood eateries. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: ht...

MW104: Sports Costume (Uniform) 19.03.2025 54:21

The Termites model Elijah Wood's favorite sports costume (aka uniform) and stitch tabs of pants, straw sounds, road surgeons, and puppet stink. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcas...

MW103: Sexy Food Mascot 12.03.2025 1:02:55

Who/what is Elijah Wood's favorite sexy food mascot!? The Termites seduce scams, The Elephant Man, scalies, and a Star Wars walrus. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://...

MW102: '80s Action Film 05.03.2025 1:03:04

The Termites demolish Elijah Wood's favorite '80s action film and detonate mouth sweats, misophonia, human dog sounds, and women in movies. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts:...

MW101: Shape 26.02.2025 46:58

What is Elijah Wood's favorite shape!? The Termites configure Little Rascals, romper snacks, famous silhouettes, and bloopers. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://ww...

MW100: Topic We Will Never Cover 19.02.2025 52:11

It's the 100th episode of Morning Wood!!! Rejoice with Elijah Wood's favorite topic we will never cover and savor triple digit amounts of frog punching, sea creature revolts, and toe thumbs. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTE...

MW99: Movie Score 18.12.2024 49:53

What is Elijah Wood's favorite movie score!? The Termites compose eye exams, murder plots, office heroes, and sports. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id138102568...

MW98: Famous Zoo Animal 11.12.2024 47:24

The Termites introduce themselves to Elijah Wood's favorite zoo animal and get wild with parents, mammals, and the physics of helicopters. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mor...

MW97: Pizza Chain 04.12.2024 54:43

What is Elijah Wood's favorite pizza chain!? The Termites wood fire physical media, pirate baes, artichoke mistakes, and flies. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1...

MW96: Pillow Configuration 27.11.2024 1:01:56

The Termites snuggle into Elijah Wood's favorite pillow configuration and get cozy with steamy corn, noodling, bad fish, and human hot dogs. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mo...

MW95: School Supply 20.11.2024 58:16

What is Elijah Wood's favorite school supply!? The Termites study food styling, bible brain, cop stores, and bear rules. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id13810...

MW94: Airplane Activity 13.11.2024 52:58

The Termites air traffic control Elijah Wood's favorite airplane activity and cabin pressurize swarms of bugs, fetishization, letter counting, and brain portraits. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes...

MW93: Cartoon Turtle 06.11.2024 45:01

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite cartoon turtle!? The Termites keep it slow and steady with bibs, flat heads, rizz(ing?), and Caillou. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wo...

MW92: Shake Flavor 30.10.2024 55:32

Season 7 is fiiiinally here so get a round of Elijah Wood's favorite milkshake flavor to celebrate!!! The Termites blend dating cues, the real doggy style, Elizabeth Holmes, and the legal drinking age. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod --- ...

MW91: Halloween Villain (with Ari Grabb) 28.10.2022 57:27

BOO! It's a surprise episode of Morning Wood!! The Termites and their spooktacular guest, Ari Grabb, escape Elijah Wood's favorite Halloween villain and scare Tom DeLonge, missed emo opportunities, and hats. --- FOLLOW ARI: @ari_grabb Support his crowdfunding campaign: Bentobanana.com --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: ht...

MW90: LOTR Character 07.09.2022 56:58

The Fellowship of the Morning Wood have arrived at their season 6 finale!! The Termites join forces with Elijah Wood's favorite Lord of the Rings character and triumph alongside idiom errors, line earworms, and queer vocabulary. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iT...

MW89: Vegetable 31.08.2022 54:22

What is Elijah Wood's favorite vegetable!? The Termites grill trash art, young lingo, baby food bisque, and James Blunt. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google....

MW88: Required Reading 24.08.2022 57:48

The Termites skim Elijah Wood's favorite required reading and summarize comedy cliques, dog licking, sewing, and clay creations. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www...

MW87: Cooking Competition Show 17.08.2022 1:00:25

What is Elijah Wood's favorite cooking competition show!? The Termites mince inspiration, interning, renting heads, and Guy Fieri vs. Paul Hollywood. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id13810256...

MW86: Dog Breed 10.08.2022 1:02:51

The Termites bark with Elijah Wood's favorite dog breed and chase wet mouth, sleep positions, ear touching, and face folds. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.goog...

MW85: Superpower 03.08.2022 58:23

What is Elijah Wood's favorite superpower!? The Termites get supernatural with roaches, the definition of a fish, and sitcoms. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.g...

MW84: Arcade Game 27.07.2022 57:12

The Termites play Elijah Wood's favorite arcade game and put quarters in getting cheugy, dog greetings, and condescending smoke detectors. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: h...

MW83: Mode of Transportation 20.07.2022 53:19

What is Elijah Wood's favorite mode of transportation!? The Termites zoom through sexual stepping, surfboarding, and butt explosions. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https...

MW82: Chain Restaurant 13.07.2022 59:12

The Termites visit Elijah Wood's favorite chain restaurant and order alpha males, tow trucks, mimes, and tall girl Elsa. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google...