Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Willy-Wonka event in Glasgow, Alan Ritchson's mac and cheese caper, and follow ups on the week's events. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Taken, tokens and tik tok. Exxon says climate is actually kind of your fault if you think about it. Liam Neeson moves to comedy. And it's all time highs for everybody. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley take a morbid turn as they discuss population collapse, murder on the high seas, executions, self-immolation, and Strongbad. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bitcoin's overnight spike, US post office legends, money matters, laugh tracks, and getting dressed with style. Notes: Ashley does know there aren't £1 notes. It was very early. Burnie has learned his favorite show isn't real and appreciates privacy as he grieves. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss popular potato snacks, Cybertruck flipping penalties, streaming profits and going back to the moon. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on earlier discussions from the week, talk Reddit's IPO filing, premium accounts, broken AI image generators, and old dogs. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about the Borderlands trailer, Avengers 5, the introduction of the term "superhero fatigue", and a twelve minute story about buying a hard drive. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Borderland casting announcement, the biggest spoiler ever told, and the coolest job in all of video games. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss All Time Highs, the NBA All Star Game and grocery store prices in the UK vs the US. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's shifting marketing, the lowest rated comic movie franchise, and a very relevant entry in the history of unreleased movies. We are in our four-puns title era. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and talk about the Xbox announcement and the debut of Sora, OpenAI's insane new video tool. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley at the movies. They talk Argylle, Fantastic 4 casting, Madame Web and the Matthew Vaughn-verse. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the random nature of climate change, reuniting in Scotland, American peanut butter and literal travel horror stories. Support the show

Burnie & Ashley discuss the videos that made YouTube popular, the myth of plastic recycling, and the fate of Coyote vs ACME.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss people who are way too into Subway, Jon Stewart's return and that game that was played this weekend. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley shame themselves for misreporting a story yesterday, then immediately bounce back to follow up on the week and discuss all things Halo. Trigger Warning: Contains Brief Mention Of Taylor Swift Support the show

Burnie & Ashley share internet knowledge to make us all dumber (and smarter!) as they discuss Sydney Sweeney's tour credentials, now-certified-false attack toothbrushes and the Disney vintage catalogue. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about not knowing who is the lead actress in Madame Web, Venom's face, Exxon profits, and Microsoft abandoning the idea of exclusives. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their abdication plans, remotely explore Royal prostates and discuss the implications of life behind a pair of an Apple Vision Pro Spatial Computing Apparatus. Support the show

Burnie & Ashley discuss our current place in the tolerance cycle, the internet’s path to SNL and the stunning conclusion to the greatest primate adventure in modern times. Support the show

Join Burnie as he interviews an old friend who just happens to be one of the most prolific interviewers in the entertainment industry. No pressure. Meanwhile, Ashley is sleeping in and not eating girl scout cookies. What a perfect morning. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss people discussing people who are discussing Taylor Swift, sweet tea and baby sherpas. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley debate kitchen dynamics, pondering what it would take to put a chip in your brain and wild Macaques in your area that want to meet you. Support the show

In a radical departure from traditional podcast formats, Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days and grouse about Apple products. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss tomorrow's debut on Apple Podcasts, pet passports, Pokemon threats, and travel stories. Support the show