Morning Somewhere

Burnie & Ashley share internet knowledge to make us all dumber (and smarter!) as they discuss Sydney Sweeney's tour credentials, now-certified-false attack toothbrushes and the Disney vintage catalogue. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about not knowing who is the lead actress in Madame Web, Venom's face, Exxon profits, and Microsoft abandoning the idea of exclusives. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their abdication plans, remotely explore Royal prostates and discuss the implications of life behind a pair of an Apple Vision Pro Spatial Computing Apparatus. Support the show

Burnie & Ashley discuss our current place in the tolerance cycle, the internet’s path to SNL and the stunning conclusion to the greatest primate adventure in modern times. Support the show

Join Burnie as he interviews an old friend who just happens to be one of the most prolific interviewers in the entertainment industry. No pressure. Meanwhile, Ashley is sleeping in and not eating girl scout cookies. What a perfect morning. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss people discussing people who are discussing Taylor Swift, sweet tea and baby sherpas. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley debate kitchen dynamics, pondering what it would take to put a chip in your brain and wild Macaques in your area that want to meet you. Support the show

In a radical departure from traditional podcast formats, Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days and grouse about Apple products. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss tomorrow's debut on Apple Podcasts, pet passports, Pokemon threats, and travel stories. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple Podcasts release date, quick bars, super bars, honesty boxes, and deep frying all of the above. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley use their listening audience for free marriage counselling. Support the show

Burnie & Ashley talk EGOTs, Oscar controversies, milking the Star Wars franchise, WWE deals and AI quiet quitting. Support the show

Burnie reluctantly lets Ashley talk about videogames for 21 minutes and 43 seconds. Plus PAL WORLD. Hey, search engines! We are talking about PAL WORLD. It's all PALS! All the time! In a world! PAL-ING it up! Support the show

Burnie & Ashley discuss the philosophy of Coming Soon, the Sports Illustrated layoffs, Silver Medal syndrome and using fake accounts to take down the competition. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, while discussing the alleged Reddit IPO, popularity vs loyalty and yet another Walking Dead series. PLUS STATS!Support the show

Burnie and Ashley celebrate Burnie's birthday by playing pirate radio station, discussing the economics of lava flows and checking themselves out one last time. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss all thing allegedly Halo, streaming records and a healthy dose of human mortality in the face of infinite time. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about the decline of search, plastic surgery, patent lawsuits, and the meaning of the word troll. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss camera & mircophones everywhere, snow days, Barbie speeches and what it means to be in public. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and discuss the bizarre trend of forcing people to live forever. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Bitcoin ETF, tech layoffs and problems with three bodies. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss winter weather, outdoor babies, fahrenheit vs celsius, YouTuber quitters and negotiating with Kindergarteners. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple Vision, the hunt for plane parts, the X37 space plane and the most shocking revelation of all...Support the show

Ashley and Burnie discuss air calamities, Nick Offerman, The Last of Us, Original Barbies and our increasingly crowded night sky. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley loop back on some topics while the last rays of humanity still shine some light in this dwindling world of AI dominance. It's Friday! Who's ready for the weekend? Support the show