Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Called Out01:05 More Than Ultimate01:35 Aquatic Paint02:05 Local Whisky03:05 Staying Positive05:55 We Live in a Country06:45 Olympics Are Coming10:30 Whisk...

Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 I Have Notes04:45 Deadly Turbulence06:25 Bones About Metric08:15 Back to the Plane10:05 The Worst Airplane Story15:15 Safest Modes of Travel16:30 Victorian Hussies19:00 Total Recall20:15 Thank You and Goo...

Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning20:00 Arrest in Buscemi Attack04:14 SNL Joke Swap05:30 The Danger of Youth07:20 Kendrick Lamar vs Michae...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:30 Gerald of Riverside03:20 Feeling Froggy03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes04:35 Where Thor Went Wrong05:35 Furiosa06:35 Megalopolis Reception07:35 Malkovich Impressions09:3...

Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:15 Bulls on the Beach04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off07:35 NBA Playoffs09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster14:00 Can You Match Her Eating Speed16:20 Dirt Dog L...

Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri15:00 Rough Night Mr President16:15 Programs Programming Programs18:10 Bumble Fumble24:00 Uncanny Valley Gets Spooky25:00 Thank...

Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:20 Territorial About the Sky05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas13:25 Escape From New York14:25 Dating AI Concierges17:40 OpenAI Ready to Make Waves19:3...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration08:40 The Boys12:45 The Walking Dead15:10 Furiosa18:05 Superman First Look20:25 The Batman22:45 Met Gala24:40 Red Carpet Style27:40 Thank You and...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere00:00 Good Morning00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster07:20 The Fall Guy09:45 Diss Tracks11:35 Snakes in Pants14:00 Ashley Gets Sidetracked about Planet Crafter15:20 Endless Shrimp17:00 Red vs Blue Restoration18:25...

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, share their surprise animal husbandry and discuss getting caught criming. Want to support the podcast and maybe get a little extra bonus content? Good news! https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss being late to set, the era of clickbait on Netflix, the death of theatrical documentaries, and being a type that heists. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley delve into their personal origin story. TW: Gamma RadiationSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss internet outliers, robot furries, telepathic meatballs, and putting cryptocurrency products in your brain. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie sits down with Gavin Free in extreme slow-mo to discuss inner monologues, the art of personal hygiene, and cultural adjustments. Support this podcast and get extra content at http://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, discuss the Fallout 4 update and welcome the return of Net Neutrality. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss horses gone wild, human night vision, our robotic future, and retro television. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:35 Horses Rampage in London04:00 Cat Vision06:40 Apple Vision09:00 Rough Time for Tech10:00 Adopting Too Early11:20 Future Robotics13:40 Cutting Edge Retro Tech14:45 Retro TV Channel16:00 The Popples...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Severance Season 2, urban legends becoming canon, and a murder of topics on today's show. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Fallout Fun Facts03:50 Fan Theories05:30 Tik Tok Divest or Ban Passes07:00 War on Ticks07:30 Grooming09:25 Gang of Turkeys11:30 Lyme Vaccine13:00 Right to Roam14:15 Severance Season 219:...

Burnie and Ashley talk about the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer, box office decline in April, and lots of other geeky news today. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss fit older ladies, games that play themselves, and the sudden loss of their favorite drink. Hey! Want to support this podcast? If so, we have the perfect link for you: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Intro00:33 Planking Records03:50 Spice Girls05:35 Hot Older Ladies in Your Area08:30 Filthy Frank Reinvented10:55 Discontinued Favorite Bevs15:40 Thank...

Burnie and Ashley follow up on retired robots, the Fallout series, Tarantino changing direction and then dox a bunch of Sonic characters. Support our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereChapters00:00 Intro02:10 Doxxing Sonic Characters04:27 Planet Crafter as Education05:45 Steam09:00 Fallout Series Reception and The Witcher12:25 Netflix Subscribers and Eternal Growth Expectations13:22...