Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Switch 2, Big Emoji, GenZ's parent sex problem, guys vs houseplants, reciprocal tariffs, stagflation, male living spaces, hot judgement, Turnip Island, tanuki, and being a real gamer in the eyes of Nintendo.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Zelda trailer, IGN's fake Zelda trailer, fake trailer channels getting demonetized, Now You See Me, Now You Didn't Name The Movie Right, studios supporting artists, is this your card, blaming the pandemic on stuff in 2025, Jason Statham is A Working Man, Crank, Speed, Burnie gets defensive about Elon Musk , dark timelines, betting on hardware, and losing bets. Support...

Burnie and Ashley discuss delayed April Fools gotchas, delayed flights thanks to DOGE, are air traffic controllers considered ground crew, getting the time, games on tape, and is Pokemon Nintendo? Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss building your device, Wi-Fi on the airplane, Aberdeen Airport construction, Nintendo's lack of a backup plan, Switch 2, WiiU, Super Mario Run, Austin construction, Witchbrook, Adobe Creative Cloud, Room Tone, Cool Edit, and compatibility issues in 2025. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.co...

Burnie and Ashley refuse to explain that title while discussing Ashley's apocalyptic packing, pre-cloud gaming, post-cloud coffee makers, Subnautica, defaced shrines, harsh language, bad symbols, falling for AI buddies, and the concept of Longevity Escape Velocity. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, c...

Burnie and Ashley discuss StarF's burger science, Burnie's anthropological study of Ashley's diet, Heathrow's panic attack, randomizing everything, ghosts in the machine, After Midnight canceled, and The Longhorns' brutal coaching change. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For me...

Burnie and Ashley discuss mix tapes, Napsters long history of selling the brand, Atari, Game Informer, James Bond's new producers, Hagrid casting rumors, Spotify's market cap, Ruby Franke, Coogan's Law, influencer regulation, and new unrealistic guidelines on eating times. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewh...

Burnie and Ashley discuss morning fights, Burnie's revealing confession, Zendaya's MJ is actually Michelle Jones, 23andMe bankruptcy, Horse Armor, Assassin's Creed, criticizing art, Claude plays Pokémon, and the moral quandary of choosing your Pokémon starter. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For m...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the reception of the Snow White movie, drama that doesn't drive interest, Severance Season 2 finale, the 5000 days since last Game of Thrones, Jump Ship, Mufasa, The Pitt, Adolescence, the Boston Celtics sale, and the NCAA tournament. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, ch...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Heathrow shut down, UK's travel warning for the US, Austin's tetris architecture, customs brusqueness, portraits of our great leaders, Severance Season 2 finale, Apple's commitment to quality, Fockers 4, nepo parents, and food based celebrities. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsome...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the superiority of our podcast, small wins as feel good news, kindness, crowd surfing gone wrong, Coyote vs Acme, Together, and online media vs broad media. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Auto Tune The News, Gregory Brothers, Butch and Suni splash-down, astronaut muscle memory, parent timers, demonetization, Butch and Suni's splashdown, toddler timers, and SMS raw dogging in 2025. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere....

Burnie and Ashley have a fever dream of an episode where they celebrate the return of American Heroes and famed astronauts Butch and Suni. They also ruin any chance of monetizing this episode ever. Also turtles go in your pants. Support our demonetized podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.mo...

Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's hangovers, portion sizes, awful recipe sites, I Love Bees, viral marketing, sharing the misery of a tech problem, crab bucket, known but unsolved issues, Finn's computer adventures, FTL, iPhone 16's big promises, the dismal weekend box office, if A24 made a Looney Tunes movies, The Day The Earth Blew Up, and All You Need Is Kill. Support our podcast...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantasy Life, Black Mirror Season 7, Will Poulter, Mackenize Davis, Devs, Station Eleven, dystopian prison sentences, Severance Season 2 reception, puzzle box genre, and EU's targeted tariffs.

Burnie and Ashley discuss foot care, guy foot care, SpaceX's scrubbed mission, Butch and Sunni's latest extension, Anora's Oscar marketing campaign, movie swag vs videogame swag, Pokemon Go is sold, Infection Free Zone, games that use real world maps, and running our own city of Austin. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visi...

Burnie and Ashley discuss carrying the burden, prolapsed chickens, stupid kid games, Roofball on ESPN, Tag The Movie, movie stars vs influencers, Scarlet Johansson's Instagram pressure, Milana Vayntrub's wildfire relief efforts, and China's fusion record. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch,...

Burnie and Ashley discuss vague-booking, the one person crying at the party, flash mobs, Improv Everywhere, looting & drugs, AI improv, performance art horrors, and setting the pigs free. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the US time change, Mickey 17, Parasite, Split Fiction, It Takes Two, love for Canadians, Canadian PM change, Royal Shrovetide, Pushball, and Fyre Festival II.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Freddie Wong's new movie, the uncanny Sesame voice demo, the videogame Hall of Fame, guidelines for GOATs, and Friday's greatest song.

Burnie and Ashley discuss book hangovers, One Piece, The Witches, villainous traits, the moral safety of zombies, The Recruit, Colton Dunn, Paradise Episode 7, swearing at search engines, AI timebase, Slow Mo Guys, Pokemon Cheetos, and the penny press economic indicators. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For m...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Robinson's perseverance, greatest episodes of television, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, skipping intros & recaps, Disney's release schedule, focal lengths, woolly mice, and HIV resistant people.

Burnie and Ashley discuss a community member enters the international grocery fight, rooftop pigeon culture, rent-a-chicken, In Memoriam rules, Ne Zha 2 breaks two billion, is Avatar animated, Flow, and Oscar's big indie year.

Burnie and Ashley discuss fishbell doorbells, bad calendar notes, horseshoe crab blood, most expensive liquids, Oscar winners, Keiran Culkin, Elizabeth Olson, watching movies from the front row, private landing on the moon, Elon vs Artemis, and Kerbal Space Program. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch,...

Burnie and Ashley test some tech, correct Ashley's ongoing Potter mistakes, curling, Katy Perry in space, Butch & Sunni's employment status, Chapelle Roan's advanced promotion, Fyre Festival 2, Epstein logs, buying low, and their plans for the weekend. This episode is extended on Patreon.