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The nation's ending this weekend. And not because of the absurd decisions of our leaders and elected officials. But because the ghost of Ice Ages past decided to drop by and kick things up a notch. Or down a notch. Whichever direction the notch needs to go to bring on insanely cold temperatures, re-goshdarn-donkulous snowfall, and wecked chill ice. So anyway. We talk about stuff, too. Ryan and...

STOP! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR WHOLE ASS OVEN! Damn, demonitized before we even got through the opening blurb. Moving on. Is your oven about to be destroyed by your careless cleaning? Is your garbage disposal two seconds from oblivion because of a decadent deodorization? It turns out your kitchen is dark and full of terrors, and you could be destroying it one appliance at a time. Listen clos...

Oh yeah, you thought you were gonna get an easy start to the year with nice simple transitions from topic to topic? YOU WERE WRONG! Because Morning Radio, TBD is coming out of the gates hot and heeeaaavvy with some hot'n'heavy takes about how many birds there are in the 12 days of Christmas, how modern radio SUCKS, and more Batman talk than you can shake a stick at. You better believe it,...

Ask yourself a simple Christmas question. What is 'The Nutcracker' about? Recite the plot. Of 'The Nutcracker'. Right now. Do it. Do it. You can't, can you? Because deep down, you have absolutely no idea what the famous Russian ballet that takes place in Nuremberg, Germany is actually even about! You know there's a Nutcracker! And maybe some sugar plum fairies! MAYBE you kn...

Are you ready for "A Christmas Comes Home for Christmas", "Holiday in Holidaysville: A Small Town Christmas Love Story", and "Jack Lumber's Christmas Tree Lot Saves the County Oranphanage For Christmas"?! That's right, ladies and gentlemen! It's time for all your favorite Hallmark slop Christmas movies, and boy howdy we got 'em here today! This week, o...

Josh and the Fitz go hard on the ASMR this morning!....... FOR THE FIRST TWO MINUTES. After that, its basically just a normal episode, so if your earholes aren't prepared for close mic talking, don't worry, they drop it pretty quick. TODAY! ON THE PROGRAM! Marco's Pizza: what the hell is this business model?! Why are you only having DoorDash and not your own Delivery drivers?! YOU. ARE...

This one is a straight waltz down memory lane into the mystical lands of Calvin and Hobbes, the one and sole greatest newspaper cartoon to ever grace the pages of print. Stupendous Man? We got it. Spaceman Spiff? We got it. The G.R.O.S.S. club? We got it. We got it ALL here today. AND FOR TODAY ONLY ITS ALL HALF OFF THANKS TO CRAZY KHONSU'S MOONLIGHT MADNESS SALE DOWN AT PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S!...

MORNING RADIO, TBD IS NOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S! PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S!! ITS YOUR ONE STOP SHOP TO KEEP YOUR PYRAMID TIP TOP! PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S! READY? SET! GO! Did you catch the subtle Set, or Seth, joke in there? As in the Egyptian god of Chaos and Storms? Also reverred in Forgotten Realms as Umberlee, the B*tch Queen of the Seas? Have we gone too far with this? We've g...

Did we get your attention with that one? Well guess what. It's not clickbait. Ryan hates The Library. By 'The Library' we're referring to Mission 6 of Halo: Combat Evolved. Because a significant portion of this podcast is taken up talking about Halo: Campaign Evolved. Okay, maybe not a significant portion, but enough that like... yeah, the boys are talking Halo today. What else are...

This episode is chopped, we're so cooked. Based. If nothing you've read so far made any kind of sense, congratulations! You're in the prime listening cohort for Morning Radio, TBD! Here's the thing. We can promise the following. Absolutely nothing beyond the first five minutes of this episode will have you reaching for your handy Gen Alpha pocket translator. Why the heck hasn't...

Which curse would you dare? A baphomet cookie? Or the Taco Bell Baja Blast Cream Pie? Both of these things are real. Only one of them is a sugary delight that will make you question the legitmacy of existence itself. The other is a mess of toxic waste poured into a psuedo-churro crust with more color additives than RFK can shake a CDC at. We won't tell you witch is witch, but we're pretty...

Morning Radio, TBD  is a Slyjack Media, LLC production Intro Music provided by Apple GarageBand Loops Like what you hear? Check out our other podcast,  The CineMeh Podcast  available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts. Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Is 'The Count of Monte Cristo' the original Batman story?! Tune and find out! It's this week's top story on Morning Radio, TBD! You know what you need this morning? This wondrous and potential filled Monday morning where all things could happen? You need a discussion about how big Superman's pecs are and whether or not popcorn balls were actually a creation of the devil himself...

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Josh and Ryan are weighing in heavyweight style on the definining question of our generation, the most material qualm of the current century, the most consequential, salient, and prescient issue to face mankind since the Reichstag Fire... What do you think of the Cracker Barrel logo change and reversal? There is nothing more important to the fate and future...

Do you get it? Instead of 'driving' me crazy? Do you get it? It's a pun. Because we spend the first part of the episode talking about why people go nuts on airplanes and the uncomfortable experiences we've had going through TSA security lines. It's the end of summer vacation, it's time for one last trip, so let's get weird. It's Morning Radio, TBD! This week on the...

The challenges of the Tomatometer on Rotten Tomatoes and what it says about movie review culture. Why all cheap tomato sauces taste the same and what it says about bad pizza culture. Why bees beeing used to fertilize tomato crop in France lead to a mass outbreak of stings, and what it says about bee culture. Tomatoes and culture. Inextricably linked. Morning Radio, TBD  is a Slyjack Media, LLC pro...

This week, Josh and Ryan are running for president and finally reveal what their campaign platforms are. They also talk a lot about superheroes. Maybe too much about superheroes. Batman and Superman didn't need this much airtime. But they get it anyway. Plus Jaws makes an appearance. And then bigger Jaws makes an appearance. Because 2025 isn't too late for an extremely niche mid 2000s Fami...

Why smashburgers? Because the beef with Sabrina has been squashed. Its a pun title. That's as clever as you get right now. A fake beef with Sabrina Carpenter pun. We talk about some other stuff, too. Maybe stick around and find out. You'll have a time. The neutrality of that statement was intentional. Morning Radio, TBD  is a Slyjack Media, LLC production Intro Music provided by Apple Gara...

You want creative, cheeky episode comments again? Get your friends to start listening to us. Today's episode: why politics broadly suck and there's still a lot to be angry about, Lemmy Kilmister and the "band that's just one person" phenomenon, Sabrina Carpenter rips off a Spinal Tap album cover. No, but really, she did. Sabrina Carpenter is a plague on humanity. Hashtag the...

Poor movie theater etiquette, AI nonsense, Marvel humor commentary, and the Oreo lawsuit. Morning Radio, TBD  is a Slyjack Media, LLC production Intro Music provided by Apple GarageBand Loops Like what you hear? Check out our other podcast,  The CineMeh Podcast  available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts. Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Car turn signals rant, Hakeem Jeffries, More AI stuff. Morning Radio, TBD  is a Slyjack Media, LLC production Intro Music provided by Apple GarageBand Loops Like what you hear? Check out our other podcast,  The CineMeh Podcast  available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts. Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Look y'all. Our blurbs guy is tired this week. And let's be honest. No one's reading these. People don't read anymore. We don't live in a reading society. Blurbs guy wonders if there was a way to put a flashy video edited with lots of quick cuts, random movements, dangling string, and hype music to describe the episode if more people would be down here in the episode descriptio...

Its the Morning Radio TBD Halloween special.......... six months too late. S... seven months, too late. Ten months? Start over. It's the Morning Radio, TBD Halloween special, Four Months Early! Only it's not really. We just spend an inordinate amount of time talking about sexy vampires in modern cinema, and whether or not Colin Farrel was a better Jerry Dandridge than the colossal Chris Sa...

Pro tip, kids: if you want to make sure that steamy copy of turn-of-the-century anti-capitalist literature that's only ninety nine cents on the Kindle store isn't actually a beloved children's bedtime story about being raised by wolves in the jungle in disguise, buy books from a real bookstore, not the digital marketplace from hell. If you're still following along after that trainw...

Do you remember what it was like to be bored? I mean, really, think about it for a second. When was the last time you literally had nothing to do? That you couldn't just reach for the little super-computer-in-a-pane-of-glass in your pocket and find a way to distract yourself? When? WHEN I ASK YOU?! Well, this week on Morning Radio, TBD , the boys are waxing nostalgic about the good ol' day...