Jeremy Hanson & Dan Baker

Morning Crankers

Comedy EN ↓ 10 episodes

🎙️ Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic...

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Jeremy Hanson & Dan Baker

Episodes

🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd 02.04.2025

Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then it’s time for our signature segment, Hump...

“Doge Is Finishin’ – A Morning Crankers Comedy Hit” 02.04.2025

Dive into the latest uproarious creation from the Morning Crankers podcast with their new comedy song, "Doge Is Finishin'." This satirical track takes a humorous jab at leftist progressives, Democrats, Communists, and LGBTQ communities, highlighting...

Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness! 01.04.2025

Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the MCU about to shake things up again? Plus, it's April 1st, so we’re...

Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s & IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, & France vs. U.S. on DE 31.03.2025

Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu today? 🥔 Happy National Tater Day! We’re diving into the history of this...

🎙️ Morning Crankers – Feb 28, 2025 💥 “Boomers, Teslas, & Musical Showdowns – Oh My!” 28.03.2025

Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the younger crowd into a rage—because nothing says "timeless wisdom" like refusing...

Morning Crankers: Trillion-Dollar Jobs, Japan’s Death Row Shocker & Cummins’ Game-Changing Engine 27.03.2025

Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar investments flowing into America—creating huge job opportunities for...

Morning Crankers Unleashed: Ozark Fellas, Criminal Fails & Drive-Thru Haircuts 26.03.2025

Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of the most ridiculous news stories, including a criminal who broke into...

Morning Crankers Hillarious New Song “OZARK FELLAS” 26.03.2025

A new comedy song Jerry Reedesque. Morning Crankers in Ozark Fellas. A comedy song about 2 donut loving Ozark Podcasters who love donuts and the ladies!!

Brain Rot, Pork Bans & Pentagon Blunders – Morning Crankers Unfiltered! 25.03.2025

Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a...

Legends, Cheesesteaks, & Controversies – Morning Crankers Fires Up! 24.03.2025

This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we...