Moose On The Loose

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, we discover that ancient employee loyalty had absolutely no limits. First, we travel back 4,500 years to the ancient city of Ur, where servants, musicians and guards were buried alongside their dead king so they could keep working for him in the afterlife. Talk about a job that follows you home. Then we revisit the 2001 classic Shallow Hal and ask...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, we uncover the deeply disturbing truth that half the movies from the early 2000s should probably end with police sirens. Drew Barrymore infiltrates a high school in Never Been Kissed, a teacher falls in love with someone he thinks is 17, and somehow Hollywood thought this was wholesome. We also revisit the horrifying era where glasses automatically...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara tackle one of life’s great mysteries: why people ask “How are you?” when they clearly do not want to know the answer. From awkward street greetings, to a heated debate about whether it’s ever okay to sleep at your ex’s house when you’ve got a new partner, things quickly spiral in the way they always do. Jasmin then takes Tara down a...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara officially abandon movies and fully embrace whatever chaotic rabbit holes the internet throws at them. First up, Tara takes us through the legendary Emu War, the very real moment in Australian history when the military armed themselves with machine guns and still got absolutely humiliated by a flock of giant birds. Turns out emus ar...

Send us Fan Mail This week we ditched movies and immediately started judging people instead. We unpack ghosting (and admit we’ve both done it), including the very real experience of knowing within one sentence that someone is not for you — and then having absolutely no polite way to say that. From terrible Tinder behaviour and instant “no” moments (yes, fishing photos are included), we somehow spi...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose , Jasmin and Tara take on Finding Nemo — and somehow turn a wholesome kids’ movie into absolute chaos. We start with a very unhinged retelling of the plot (including one of the most inappropriate takes on that opening scene you’ll ever hear), before diving into Marlin’s overprotective parenting, Nemo’s rebellious “touch the butt” moment, and whether...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive into the absolute chaos that is Face/Off — a movie that asks the very normal question: what if you just… swapped faces with a terrorist? Jasmin attempts to piece together a plot she barely remembers, while Tara fully commits to the madness, defending the film like it’s high art. From magnetic prison boots to deeply questionable...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose , Jasmin and Tara dive headfirst into the emotional chaos that is The Lion King — and somehow end up debating incest, bug smoothies, and whether a coconut song is secretly about boobs. We unpack: Why Zazu is singing about coconuts right before being eaten Whether Disney is sneakily inappropriate (or we’re just overthinking everything) The actual Lio...

Send us Fan Mail 🐄 Moose on the Loose: Evan Almighty 🛶 This week, we attempt to tackle Evan Almighty … and immediately descend into chaos. We’re talking: 170 animals that may or may not have unionised against the film crew The world’s most expensive ark (seriously, where did that budget go?) A deeply questionable understanding of how zebras are “wrangled” And a very intense debate about whether...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose , we head to Jurassic Park — a place where dinosaurs roam free and absolutely no one thought to install a backup generator. We break down the movie that traumatised an entire generation and ask the important questions: Who is the real villain — the dinosaurs, Dennis Nedry, or just rich men with terrible ideas? Would we survive the park? (No.) And wh...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Moose on the Loose , Jasmin and Tara revisit the 90s classic Babe — the wholesome story of a polite little pig who just wants to herd sheep instead of becoming bacon. But things quickly spiral. Along the way they debate whether vegetarian food is secretly delicious, argue with AI about movie facts, play Two Mooses and a Lie , and introduce a brand-new game calle...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Moose on the Loose , Jasmin and Tara tumble down the yellow brick road and start asking the real questions about The Wizard of Oz . Was Dorothy actually the problem? Did Toto choose violence? And is the Wizard just a fraud hiding behind a curtain while sending children to solve his problems? Along the way we uncover some wild behind-the-scenes stories from the 1...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose , Jasmin is “dog tired, boss” and emotionally unqualified to analyse one of the saddest movies ever made: The Green Mile . With Cherie busy being an actual responsible parent, Jasmin calls in Tara for backup — and what unfolds is less a film review and more a spiral into moral confusion, prison hypotheticals, trained mice admiration, and several sta...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose , Lieutenant Dan has ice cream, Forrest has 15 Dr Peppers, and Jenny has some serious explaining to do . We dive deep (too deep?) into the accidental brilliance of Forrest Gump — a movie about a man who stumbles his way into historical significance, fatherhood, wealth, and possibly a lawsuit. Join us as we ask the real questions: 🦐 Was Jenny the vi...

Send us Fan Mail 🎄 This week on Moose on the Loose , we finally do what needed to be done: re-watch Love Actually as fully formed adults… and absolutely tear it to shreds. What once felt romantic now feels like a case study in romantic entitlement, emotional affairs, questionable workplace behaviour, and men who think Christmas is a universal get-out-of-jail-free card . From cue cards and clandes...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Moose on the Loose , Jazz and Matt head back to Neverland to unpack Hook (1991) — the movie nobody asked for, everybody remembers, and absolutely did too much. We cover everything from corporate Peter Pan’s emotional neglect, Captain Hook’s untreated depression, and why Rufio deserved significantly better, to whether it was ever appropriate for a fairy to be that horn...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Jasmin and Cherie tackle The Hunchback of Notre Dame with the depth and rigour of two women who absolutely did not rewatch the movie. They unpack Esmeralda’s weaponised hotness, Frollo’s unhinged obsession, Quasimodo’s social skills (or lack thereof), and why Jason Alexander really said “cut the cheese.” They test each other with “Two Mooses and a Lie,” introduce...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we unpack Pocahontas — a film where the leaves do more acting than the humans and the wind has more character development than John Smith. Jasmin retells the plot with absolute confidence and absolutely no accuracy, Cherie confesses her ongoing obsession with Kovu, and together they try (and fail) to avoid accidentally endorsing bestiality when the games force them to c...

Send us Fan Mail In this wildly unhinged episode of Moose on the Loose , Jasmin and Cherie dive head-first into the beautiful stupidity of Step Brothers . Between debates over who the real villain is (Derek? The dog-poo kid? The bunk-bed industry?), reenacting their favourite quotes, and reliving trauma involving mashed potatoes and power tools, the duo attempt to “stay on the run sheet” and fail...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s chaotic-but-iconic instalment, Jasmin and Cherie bravely attempt to recap How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days — but naturally detour through Kmart fatigue, Werther’s lollies, Princess Sophia, diamond-account capitalism, and whether naming your penis a girl’s name is a tool for heterosexual continuity or just emotional damage. They debate who the real villain of the film is...

Send us Fan Mail Jasmin and Cherie crack open Jumanji and immediately descend into beautiful chaos: a totally off-the-cuff plot “summary,” an honour-system dice game that sends someone to the jungle, and a Moose-Marry-Avoid (grown-ups only) featuring Alan Parrish, Van Pelt, and Dr Smolder Bravestone. Along the way they debate who the real villain is (Van Pelt? The game? …Alan?!), compare household...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Jasmin and Cherie dive headfirst into the world of disguises, deception, and dodgy Scottish accents with Mrs Doubtfire! From identity fraud to parenting fails, the Moose crew ask the big questions — Who’s the real villain here? Is Mrs Doubtfire actually a good nanny? And can a dog from Peter Pan do it better? Expect chaos, cappuccinos, and a full-blown debate about whet...

Send us Fan Mail History meets hysteria as Jasmin and Cherie steer straight into the iceberg of absurdity. Expect dramatic monologues, fake French accents, and moose-based maritime trivia that would make James Cameron weep. Love? Tragedy? Lifeboats? This episode’s got it all — except dignity.

Send us Fan Mail This week, Jasmin and Cherie break into Monstropolis to investigate the furriest factory in Pixar history — Monsters, Inc. From Randall’s villain era to Sulley’s suspiciously good hair care routine, the moose sisters unpack who the real monster is (spoiler: it might be corporate capitalism). Expect heated debates, unnecessary sound effects, and one too many Roz impressions. Play a...

Send us Fan Mail Jasmin and Cherie swing vine-first into Disney’s Tarzan , questioning everything from how his parents built a fully furnished treehouse to whether Kerchak is just a misunderstood dad with anger issues. They debate who the real hero is (spoiler: it’s the mum), whether Clayton’s just a colonial bloke trying to make a quid, and how Phil Collins managed to heal our collective childhoo...