Monsters in the Morning

Exciting times garner exciting opportunities and right now theres plenty to get excited about at Q-Vision. When you think of Q-Vision, the first thing that comes to mind is this brand new state of the art telecommunications and cable provider which is on the cutting edge of super fast high speed lightning quick internet and voice, but theres so much more! Q-Vision also offers customers free automa...

Can you believe that it’s football season once again? Truly. Strange how time weaves its wonder in and out of our lives just like the great lumber jack heaves his axe through the air. Chopping and splitting as he clears the way for more concrete masterpieces and domes of glory. Who are we but mere cogs in the great ether of ozone; aimless, wondering, fading away… until finally, we are freed. We ar...

Life is hard, then you develop a hemorrhoid. Sound familiar? Your damn right it sounds familiar. But it doesn’t have to be this way. You see you and only you have the ability, hell the power, to overcome Big Pharma and finally stick it up their ass for a change. How you ask? It’s simple: #1. Stop “Believing” Everything They Tell You and Start Becoming What You Know To be True! Get it?! #2. Do Your...

You’re living your life as a fine member of your local community. You volunteer at the local garden, you sway along the local community parkways enjoying the breeze, waving at your local crossing guards and bus drivers as you pass them on your blissful morning stroll. You shop local, you eat local, you ARE local. Then it happens… BANG! Something suddenly not so local begins to grow out of your ass...

On this week’s very special edition of ‘Rhoid Rage , the Mavens break down for you the 5 Stages of Hemorrhoids and how to actively recognize where you are at in your journey. Discovery Fright Denial Pain Acceptance and Treatment

It’s ‘Roid Rage with local ‘Roid Mavens Dan and Jack. Listen in every week as they council you through handling your newly discovered ‘roid, or coach you as you continue to live with a long term inflamed and irritated protrusion. Giving insider tips, tried and true home remedies, along with an emphatic ear and first hand experience, The ‘Roid Mavens are here to help guide you towards leading a mor...

Well we finally did it. 200 episodes in the can. Wow. Despite every obstacle, every nay-sayer, every dark night of the soul, we can finally hang our hat on this accomplishment. We can finally look at our nude bodies in the mirror and be proud for once. We can finally walk into our workplace without being made fun or called “stinky” by the boss and his buddies. With these 200 episodes we have estab...

When the weather warms and our bodies begin to acclimate to the heat and humidity, a force inside or bodies propels us to move forward. Outdoors we venture into strangers garages and front yards, taken by a primal need built up within our inner loins for months. Not driven by thirst or hungry, nor god or deity, or will or wonder, nay, for it is shit we desire and shit we so shall receive. Piles of...

If your from Chicago then theres no doubt you have your fair share of John Cusack stories. From catching him at a ball game as he sweet talks his current costar in the owners box, to watching him rollerblade carefree down the lakeshore shirtless, John has been a fixture of Chicago lore for decades. His larger than life presence coupled with is innate ability to make a lasting impression on residen...

Whats APP everybody! Crack your knuckles, moisturize your palms and dip your eyes balls in some warm liquid because it’s time to talk apps! Yep its time to start App’n Around! Join us as we hear from our very own tech guru TDC as he reviews some of the hottest apps for 2021 including: Go “Q” Sleep, Blink, and Beta Moon. It’s App’n Around! Get it? App = Applications ie applications you download ont...

Look it was a big horse-around, period! Seriously you guys! We were horsing-around with it all… That’s it! No need to look into it much more than that. Consider this equation: Mike + Charley = Horsing Around! We love no thing more than taking y’all on a grand horse-around round-about featuring lots of horsing and ‘rounding to capture a pure and unfiltered genuine horse-around with two fellas who w...

Exploring your auditory systems through an intense meandering proliferation of noise and vibrations. Navigating your canals with uneasy familiarity and distant precision as we ride the wave and bang your drum. The norm does not exist within the walls of sound. The norm does not exist within the ether of bounce back. Hang up your rectangle’d hand cuffs and help us destroy the expectation of pre-pac...

Read the pictures. Follow the unknown. Add up the piles of insurmountable TRUTHs. What’s the [What]? Where’s the [Where] [truly] located? Follow the lead[er][s]. Look at my big ASS. NOW. You like what you see [feel]? My ASS is large right? Some would say gigantic. HUGE really. M

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SPRINGTIME #192: Consider thee the last known lover of mother nature The one true believer in the the majesty that lies within the bosom of your dirt. A real life human tree who longs to grow branches and poke your sky. Alas! It is I, the animal who rolls within the reeds that grow along the side of the banks of your flowing waters. He who bathes in your sand as you watch me from above. I am nude....

Imagine a place, a dark place, a place you don’t really want to be, yet you were guilted/brought/invited to against your will. A small place, a place that is hard to find yet was under your nose. A place where you are welcomed with enthusiasm and glee, but also for a small fee. A loud place, cramped at times, but not tonight, not for this. A place where you feel compelled to clap, and forced to la...

Has it really been 190 episodes? Boy how time has flown by. So many episodes chock full of memorable characters, segments, banter, and of course sports analysis. So many episodes carefully crafted, toiled upon, chiseled, and meticulously shaped from a single piece of raw marble to form a work of exquisite beauty. So many episodes, that for going on 6 years has provided countless laughs, beautiful...

It’s funny to consider that it was only a year ago that I was in financial ruin. No job, late on all of my bills, heck every day it seemed as if I was hiding from the repo man, or on the phone begging for an extension on some long forgotten high end clothing store credit card that I had no doubt maxed out years ago when I weighed far less and enjoyed life far more. It didn’t take long until I was...

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Well here we are again. The big game. Wow. Lots of big fun to be had and even bigger amounts of money to be won (fingers crossed). But what else do we celebrate today I ask? The players? Sure. The game? Of course. The ownership? Yes. The Fans? Without a doubt. But what about me? Hmm? What about ME?! For aren’t I the one who has penned this message of good tidings that you are reading at this exact...

This week on All Cubes Considered , Nathaniel Turtle sits down with cube newcomer Touch Down Charley to discuss his brand new cube invention the state of the art Super Cube Super Bowl Squares. By harnessing the power of a bunch of squares times three times themselves, TDC hopes the technology behind the Super Cube Super Bowl Squares will not only revolutionize sports betting but also humanity as a...

Monsters in the Morning (MITM) is a sports talk podcast broadcast out of Chicago. We really do love talking sports and giving you our unique and qualified perspective on all things sports via analysis on the many different sports played and those who enjoy watching said sports i.e sports fans. By simply looking at spreadsheets, talking about the numbers, thinking about the numbers, dreaming about...

As the insanity of this year finally comes to a close, all of us here at Monsters in the Morning we would like to wish you and your family a very jubilant, joyful, jolly-fun holiday. So, in order to celebrate the season in style and love, just as we have done for the past 30+ years, we would like to present the re-broadcast of Cotton Man’s now infamous holiday Christmas Album: A Sleigh Full of Che...

Boy oh boy, thinking back on this… lets just call it: a “different” kind of a year. You really can’t help but look around at just how different this year really has been and just how very different things are now. Will the holidays be different you ask… Yes, yes they will. Will the season seem different because of all the vast differences that are now our unfamiliar and dare I say different world...