Monster Vault

What happens when professional soldiers fight a handful of werewolves? Find out by listening to our scientific dissection of the movie Dog Soldiers. With weird hands and dancer bodies we end the werewolf section of our Universal Monster Series

In this Episode we put the classic werewolf movie, "The Howling" through our categories. And although we talk alot about returning to a video format, this episode ended up not having any video, Sorry everybody.

Welcome to Monster Vault, where we rate and review monsters with our series of Scientific questions, now with SWIND! For this episode we continue our universal monsters series, comparing the classic "The Wolfman" to more moder werewolf movies. We're still trying to move Lestat off of the leader board so listen in now to see if that happens this week.

And we're back on track! We're back again with regular updates where we rate, rank and review monsters using our scientific categories. This episode we kick off our Werewolf series. We'll compare 4 werewolves in this series and see who will rise to the top of our Scoreboard. We start with the Universal Classic "The Wolfman" starringh the doughy and useless Lon Chaney Jr. Don&...

The Monster Vault Halloween 2022 episode! We're back, with this episode actually being recorded only a week ago. We've got new gear and a lust for life! And we'd like to announce that our little podcast experiment is going to continue with a roughly monthly schedule. I remember this movie being amazing but watching again many years later found little about this flick to get jazzed about. But we st...

This episode we rank the vampires from Interview with the vampire, discuss old school Goth Ness, and are shocked by how much better this movie was than I remembered. 

In this episode we continue discussing Vampires! We go back to the black and white silent film Nosferatu to see how it's titular character stacks up against our Universal Pictures Dracula. See who will be the winner as we put Nosferatu through our categories.

This season continues with a brand new cycle of Monsters, this time we consider the OG Universal Monsters Dracula and see how it rates in our extremely scientific rating system. Future episodes will pit this creature agains more modern Vampires to see who is the true Master!

The final Episode of our Universal Frankenstein Series of monsters. We rank and compare the creature from the 80's movie classic "Kindred" and wrap up this series of Frankenstein type monsters to see who is the best and will continue on to try to take the title of best monster from our next series of Monsters.

Your Host Ripley Stonebrook, and co-host Crandal return yet again to continue our review of the Universal Monsters, Rating them in our scientific categories, like barfighting and would you f*ck it. This episode continues our review of Frankenstein adjacent monsters with the 1920 file, the Golem.  Join us as I gush about a silent film.

In episode 2 we continue our series comparing the Universal Monsters with hard numbers in our rigourous scientific categories. Episode 2 sees us reviewing the next contender for the place of best Frankenstein type monster, HP Lovecraft's Herbert West: Reanimator. We discuss the good, the bad, and the best of the creatures appearing in this amazing movie which we dub "The Reanimates".

The Spooky Room Podcase where we rate monsters with hard numbers and "scientific categories" Season 1 is a look at the Universal Monsters and the monsters they inspired. We being our series with the classic 1931 movie Frankenstein.