Monster Cafe

Some of the family takes to the realization that monsters are real better than others. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Rainy as Daisy VanHellmans Jim as Daphne VanHellmans Rye as Destiny VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to you by Dragon Master Games and viewers like you via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi . Monster C...

Getting arrested runs in the family, it seems. But can these new family members actually do the impossible and make something positive come out of being granted access to a police station? Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Rainy as Daisy VanHellmans Jim as Daphne VanHellmans Rye as Destiny VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" br...

Whelp, all the old family is exploded. Time for some new fresh faces. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Rainy as Daisy VanHellmans Jim as Daphne VanHellmans Rye as Destiny VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to you by Dragon Master Games and viewers like you via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi . Monster Cafe merchandise c...

Mt. Rainier has exploded and vampires swarm Seattle while the VanHellmans just have to hunker down and bide time until the DUI sends help in the form of a mysterious package. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Tensei as David VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Darren Falstaff Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "...

Guided by mysterious and frustrating phone calls, the family arrives in Seattle Washington, ready to deal with whatever vampire problem they are having, only to get stuck at a hole-in-the-wall laundromat when David goes missing. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Tensei as David VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Darren Falstaff Monster Cafe is a TTTRP...

As Archie, Gigi, and Dom make their stand while the mansion is overrun by vampires disguised as DUI agents, the rest of the family absconds in the newly upgraded RV heading towards Seattle, following the only lead they have. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Tensei as David VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Darren Falstaff Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG ac...

Can't we just have ONE normal cookout without something trying to kill us? Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Tensei as David VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans and Darren Falstaff Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to you by Dragon Master Games and viewers like...

The family reunites in Hell and meets up with The Devil. Well he says he's not The Devil. But he is at least a devil. He tries to convince David to do a colony drop. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Tensei as David VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans and Darren Falstaff Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat...

Things immediately take a left turn, literally, when the VanHellman's plane gets rerouted. Also Ari orders fast food. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Tensei as David VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans and Darren Falstaff Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to y...

It's time! Little David has been the baby of the family for too long. Now it's his turn to lead a hunt. At least it's an easy one this time. Probably. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Tensei as David VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans and Darren Falstaff Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to y...

We lost 4 episodes. Oops. Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to you by Dragon Master Games and viewers like you via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi . Monster Cafe merchandise coming soon to our network merch stores on Redbubble and Teepublic ! Love what you're hearing? Join our network Discord community! What does Eddie sell when...

The ritual to renew the people's belief in Odin begins, and it involves sacrificing a bunch of criminals? That Paul tries really hard to convince the family to kill for some reason? It's a real confusing conclusion, y'all. Merry Xmas. Our Cast: Paul as The Keeper Khadeja as Gigi VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Kenny as Archie VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing...

Santa has been a naughty Yule Father, what with all the kidnapping and wanting to start a Christmas Cult. The family breaks into Santa's Workshop to put an end to things before it all spirals out of control. But when this week's Monster is a deity in its own right, can they hope to kill it? Archie sure thinks so. Our Cast: Paul as The Keeper Khadeja as Gigi VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Ke...

It was the Summer of '69 and the VanHellmans are spending this nicest of seasons in the frigid cold of North Pole, Alaska, and maybe learn a little bit about photo development along the way. Our Cast: Paul as The Keeper Khadeja as Gigi VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Kenny as Archie VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week"...

The gang gets arrested and comes face to face with the consequences of decades of destruction in the name of protecting the populace from monsters. Money can't save you this time, VanHellmans. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evi...

Things at The Big Cheesy take a shitty turn. That's the whole episode. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to you by Dragon Master Games  and viewers like you via our network&...

With the confusing events of the biker bar behind them, the family returns to their actual mission: eating and judging grilled cheeses. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to you b...

Eddie gets invited to be a guest judge at a grilled cheese contest in New Orleans. En route the van makes a stop at a greasy biker bar, where the family will have an encounter that will change the trajectory of their lives forever. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Marty as Dominic VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a...

David has been snatched from his home at the VanHellman's mansion and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) him in the upcoming death games. CAST NoblemanNick as the GM Tensei as David VanHellmans Riley as Stirling Akred Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny Interstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our...

David has been snatched from his home at the VanHellman's mansion and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) him in the upcoming death games. CAST NoblemanNick as the GM Tensei as David VanHellmans Riley as Stirling Akred Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny Interstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our...

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The time has come for the final confrontation with Medusa. The VanHellmans must combine all their brains, brawn, and copious amounts of cocaine if they want to overcome this final trial. Our Cast: Paul as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Stephanie as Doctor Temperance Vigilance Frankenstein VanHellmans IV Justin as Oscar VanHellmans Love what you're hearing? Jo...

The Victorian VanHellmans are presented with an unprecedented situation: one of the Gorgon sisters who has been gifted with the powers of a Greek prophet and is running rampant through London. In order to confront the situation head on, the family of famed Monster Hunters hole up in their mansion and invent several new cheese-based dishes. Our Cast: Paul as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellm...

Way way back in the 1890s A secret monster hunting family Got a visit from a prophet Who told them of their children's destiny Our Cast: Paul as The Keeper Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans Nick as Jason VanHellmans Stephanie as Doctor Temperance Vigilance Frankenstein VanHellmans IV Justin as Oscar VanHellmans Love what you're hearing? Join our network Discord community! What does Eddie sell when...

Every small town has their big secret buried underneath. In the caverns beneath Manford Oklahoma, that secret threatens to swallow up David unless his brothers can convince the locals that tooth fairies are very real, and very dangerous. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Marty as Dominick VanHellmans Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans Tensei as David VanHellmans Love what you're hearing? Join our network...