Momma Needs A Monster

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So I dated someone from Craigslist very very briefly. It was cool at first, but I definitely think the age gap and our stages of life at the time were for sure not a match. Plus he had lots going on with his ex and kid that was definitely not something I was trying to be in the middle of. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Here are some tidbits of people I met on MyYearbook/MeetMe. A lot of these dudes were red flags and a half or I just didn't click (or I ruined my shot) hence why they never got a second meet up. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

So these two stories could have ended so badly, but for some reason I got very very lucky. I was stupid in the first one for asking for alcohol because boy was it supplied, but I was smart enough to know to bring back up. The second one I was even more stupid. I went alone, was outnumbered, and asked for alcohol but lucked out when we were unable to get any. Also in the second story I should have...

This was such a weird thing to have witnessed and been in the middle of. And here's the thing.... I'd have been in the middle of it whether I wanted to or not due to one meeting on the internet... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Just some life lessons I learned from becoming a mother.... If you have more that you would like to share with me or add to the list please leave them on my Instagram. @justshelbinicole --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

This week I hungout with my nana and kids. It was kind of an impromptu thing, but definitely will be happening again sometime with more in depth stuff going on. Today was just us hanging out and being silly. I even managed a story time for you lmao. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneeds...

Today I tell you a few stories from my early 2k's catfishing people and making friends on the interwebs phase. Some of these are a bit awkward and even a little scary. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

This is how Sandra met, dated, lost contact, found again, and sort of long-distance dated a guy who thirsted after teenage girls on IG and was "in love" with three girls at the same time... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

A friendship gone weird, Sandra live reacts and listens to this along with you --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Okay I know I said I was done with freshman year stories but I realized I mentioned ditching and then never told you about ditching. I do have other ditching stories, but for now these are what I'm going with. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

All the drama that happened freshman year that was again over boys... because when is it not! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Saw Sandra today so what you heard here was recorded in person!!! For once! Lmao and I also caught you up on the beginning of my freshman year of high-school (without retelling my catfish or fired teacher stories) and with this I can spill all the Tea on the drama that happened towards the end of freshman year. It's going to get wild so just tune in in two weeks and you'll hear it all.... --- This...

So today I'm joining the old way where I just tell you of what's up in my life and the new way where I tell you stories. I am excited over the new show Joe & Carole (Peacock) and faced some of my anxieties head on. It went well! I'm also starting on 9th grade me stories. So if you wanna know what the awkward weird me was like back then here ya go! I hope you enjoy and I will see you next week....

The first two trips Aaron and I took together weren't as great as I thought they'd be. Don't believe the hype. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Thanks you for coming to my ted talk.... about self care and all that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

This week we are just going over the weird things that happened. Remember when people showing up at your door with masks on was scary unless it's Halloween? We do. Indeed though it is the opposite now. Also I got forced into some jeans. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/supp...

The first and only Thanksgiving at Aunt Mary's house where tiger beat and bop magazines were the main source of entertainment. Aunt Sherry's first time bringing her new husband and new kids to a family holiday and I hit on Chelsea's boyfriend and almost puked on him because of it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podca...

Today is another story time on how Sandra and I lost a friend.... although I high key don't consider it a loss😉 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Went on a cleaning spree tonight and took you along for the ride. I feel so much better and so relieved. And yes I know cleaning doesn't count as a mom break, but in my world sometimes it does. I also told you the story of how Ben's and my relationship exploded.... and how our break up took waaaaaaayyyy to long. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://...

This week I tell you a tale of a creep who snuck in without seeming like it.... and then things went 0 to 60 real fast. The only difference between this dude and the others.... fetus me actually put a stop to it before it got real weird. Like it got weird but it didn't get to the bad point. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support...

I have vented about my weird morning, normalizing something I feel isn't talked about much in motherhood, adventures, and even told you a story... all in under an hour. Not bad. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

I remembered this little gem recently. For the last few years I had always thought I'd only been to Josiah's drama laden bash, but nope. I'd been to this one. Little did I know it would be the last time I saw or spoke to my childhood best friend. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamo...

THIS IS NOT A COUNTDOWN! I'm not ranking any of these I am simply providing a list of (hopefully) not to mainstream movies and shows for us all to enjoy this Spooky Season. 5 are family friendly 5 are for big kids and adults only 5 are on tv/streaming services everywhere and 5 of them flat out suck. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Sandra and I delve into some awkward and even embarrassing Halloween stories. Please enjoy as we sit here dying of cringe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support