Momma Needs A Monster

The last few Halloweens I didn't have kids I was kinda not into the not trick or treating thing. And while I did somewhat go to parties they weren't the kind I thought I wanted to be at.... but I took the moments and made the best of them and they were still fun. On paper and at a basic level they seem boring and sad, but the little things made them not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcaster...

These are the last two of the three Halloweens Hans from Frozen and I actually hung out. One of them we almost died and the other one was full of drama. Yeah at least they were interesting even if they weren't the most fun. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Well, it's in line with my other stories and OutKast is right.... freaks and creeps come out at night. Especially on Halloween! Anyway I don't deal so much with the weirdos anymore as a mom. Mainly because I'm much better at boundaries now then I used to be and also in a small town like this most people know everyone or at least know of them.... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify...

Another casino episode with my girly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Sandra and I spill all the tea on this. Bottom line watch out. The internet is still full of weirdos. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Today I bring you another special guest. Nana. We are telling some weird and spooky stories and I divulge the Car Karen Saga. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

This was an actually somewhat successful Halloween party. The only real Halloween party I've actually been to. And while this is an okay memory it was not without it's issues. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Stay off your phone while driving! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Just some things we encountered on our all nighters that were cool, but not cool enough to have their own episodes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Today I'm telling you about a time I met a guy from the internet despite him not taking a hint and my guts telling me no. Thank God it turned out okay because it took a super weird turn. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

This is the story of my Halloween party that wasn't. I have told you a dumbed down version of this, but it was such a good night for me I felt like telling the whole story. As for seasons I'm cool off that. Don't worry I still have quite a few pre scheduled seasonal episodes that will go up, but now I'll be releasing things when I feel like it now. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spot...

Lmao. So just some weird things we wanna cop too. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Well! I did everyone else so I thought I would tell his story too. Other Ben related episodes: https://open.spotify.com/episode/16ZKbIcXJmveCbbC9sp2e7?si=pGW4XlaaRACocrtjVW6_KA&utm_source=copy-link (Christmas) https://open.spotify.com/episode/0sd1bbl2oyWYJdHouABISg?si=GPhhIevOTPq7GS7AN7THKw&utm_source=copy-link (New Year's Eve) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s...

This week is all about a weirdo Sandra dated this time. These two went from friends to lovers to fiancées to Breaking up all within the span of 18 months. It's a wild one hold on to your butts. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Sup, this week I'm spilling the tea on the weirdest relationship I had in high-school. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Just kicking off a little series on the weird boys I dated in high-school. This is as tame as its going to get for these guys. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

So today I tell you the follow up to the Izzy story and a Sandra and I tell a few others as well. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Thought my internet life was done!!! Think again! I come at you with life updates some venting and then this gem that I remembered recently. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Hey guys today I've done some much needed practical self care, update you on my project burnout, and tell you how to pretend you're not a hotmess... and as nice as that is then tell you fuck it and give you the most cliché advice ever: BE YOURSELF --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Hi guys! This is kind of a throwback to season 1 and 2... I'm just talking, giving you life updates and venting and even a little advice. I kinda like this type of episode better because I'm not having to remember stories or dig into the past (and can get stuff off my chest). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Hi! I met a dude at a party. He offered me drugs and wanted to be a brother husband.... so I performed a cooking show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

I'm doing something called project burnout. To clarify its candles and not working out... although it'd probably do me some good to do that too. I also finally tell you the ditching stories I promised in the beginning of this season. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

I love going to Celtic Faires! They are amazing and so much fun! I get to have juice and cookies with Queen Mary and her noble ladies, shop, eat meat pies, meet lots of cool doggos, see knights and horses, dress up, and dance to awesome music. 10/10 DO recommend and will do again! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

So yeah the title basically explains it all. I made a mom friend this week and I'm excited and proud of myself for putting myself out there. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

So this week I got some updates on how I'm doing. Things aren't by any means perfect but looking up (I hope). And I also bestow upon you the gem of storytelling and how I not once but twice was technically a missing child. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support