Mom Who Says F*ck

Hey Everyone! It’s another walk and talk episode with A LOT of foul language because how the fuck else am I supposed to talk about anything going right now?!? Please let me know if you have any tips to help stay sane while staying informed. I hope you’re safe and able to find (and enjoy) pockets of happiness and hope throughout your day. Talk soon x Wendi

Hello to all you Beautiful Babes!! Got some show updates along with a rant about the frustrations that have come along with giving up my personal identity to take care of literally everyone in my life besides myself and the baby steps I have been taking to get myself back. Also, a reminder that being your most authentic self is almost always the path to happiness and freedom, even when we are not...

What’s up Sluts?! And all those who identify as some sort of degenerate either now or in a past life. Got a FB group going for us to chat and plan playdates, with or without our kiddos. Links to everything at: momwhosaysfuck.com Talk soon!! xoxo Wendi

Hiiii! I’m back to talk about life with an old dog who has sundowner’s syndrome (medical term for coke head sleep schedule), how I’ve been successfully handling my toddlers MASSIVE tantrums and whether or not waking up early lives up to the hype. Thanks for being here!! Hope things are good with you💗 **This was recorded outdoors at the end of my early morning walk. If you pretend we’re talking on...

Hi!! Recorded this on my phone in a hotel in NYC!! Highly recommend going somewhere alone to relieve stress. Also highly recommend treating your toddler (and older kids and literally anything else that’s an obstacle blocking your path or bumming you out) the same way a confident comedian treats a heckler. I just started doing this and it’s making my life, and all the bumps along the way, much more...

Hey Everyone! I’m back after taking a break to try and keep my sanity in check and I’m happy to report that I only lose my train of thought 2 or 3 times. Yay for me! This episode, I share a story about my daughter’s newest, most terrifying stage of development as she fully steps into her “I NOT NEED HELP” era, then I fully embrace my Hacky 90’s Sitcom Mom alter ego and complain about packing lunch...

Hi! Recorded this while hopped up on lip plumper and low-grade mania, so get be prepared for pressured speech and a quick, unhinged tangent about my history of drug use. Oopsie! I am somehow able to course correct and go over my "Smart Choices" list of toddler friendly curse word alternatives PLUS I tell a crazy story about getting the best compliment of my life from Bestey *Super* Johnson! Hope t...

Hiiii! It's been a few weeks, but I'm back and as spaced out as ever. This week, I talk about how an accidental finger bite (with no harm or damage done) threw me into a crazy downward spiral and finally admit that I have a problem with foul language so severe that I am using the Ms Rachel method to help put my potty mouth to rest. Hope everything is good with you! Talk soon xx Wendi

Hi! trying to keep the ball rolling on this show and finding it very difficult to gain any momentum on any activity that is not directly related to Momming, wifeing (wifing??) or housekeeping. Jumping on a plane now, will be back next week. Thanks for being here :) Talk soon xx

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Today we’re talking about different ways to respond to and get through the extreme toddler act outs that can sometimes make it seem like our kid is straight up possessed. I also share a mini epiphany I had when my daughter rediscover a super annoying toy in the hopes that it might help other parents not get stuck in a chaotic feedback loop. Thanks for being here!

Hey Everyone! I somehow stumbled my through 20 minutes of talking and I’m hopeful that at least 20% of what I say here is coherent and maybe even a little bit helpful. Will try to get a better camera angle next time. Whatever. You gotta start somewhere and with new things that are outside of our comfort zone, that somewhere is usually at the bottom, doing the bare minimum to get by, and that’s tot...

Impromptu recording session using my the microphone in my AirPods and kind of whispering most of the time because my family is asleep and our house is unbelievably echoey. Full video on YouTube. I think the audio there is better, but you will have to stare at my bloodshot eyes and the swollen, puffy wrinkle bags beneath them, so maybe the crackly phone audio is the way to go. Pretend it’s a really...

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