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Insect infestations, a new no-underwear trend, and a study on cat butts- it's all about brown tail in some way or another. Also, Carol takes a sex in history quiz and does quite horribly. And, a Dear Daddy that may infuriate you. It's all right here! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 132 Promo

It's a trip down memory lane with a cut from Episode 3 where we get our first taste of a Carol rant.

Jen and Carol welcome a very SPECIAL guest this week: Ken, a man who has overcome many obstacles and yet manages to remain annoying. The ladies ask typically probing questions like "How'd you get like this?"; "Is it irritating when people help you?"; and "Has your masturbation technique changed post-stroke?" Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 131 Promo

What else is there to say?

Carol tries to be a source of inspiration for young podcasters while Jen is mesmerized by all the Big Hog pictures she's received. The ladies talk about all things boobies, and a visit from Sophie knocks Jen for a bit of a loop. And also, Sophie farted. It's the Fan-Fucking-Tastic debut! Super fan Missy kicks Carol's ass (spoiler alert) and wins herself some merch! Be sure to check out our show no...

Episode 130 Promo

You all have been warned.

Jen and Carol are recording on the road, and Jen's mic is off...sorry 'bout it. Is Mom Swipes Left the podcast to pee on air? Why does Jen's car smell like ass? Was Jen a feral child? Also, famous movie lines that were actually improvised. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 129 Promo

Nothing says "American" quite like eating your way out of a stranger's stomach. Even when you don't have teeth.

Strap in for this one. Jen describes her first weekend away since Covid and how she found the largest ball of lint in a meth addict's bellybutton. Also, Jen eats a cancerous growth from her chest and Carol almost quits the podcast. The ladies sample this season's first batch of asparagus and battle it out to see whose pee smells fastest. Carol finishes out the show with a stellar performance in "G...

Episode 128 Promo

Trying to teach you a little sumthin' sumthin' about a little sumthin' sumthin'.

Carol has a crappy weekend getaway and Jen is pissed with the Pay-it-Forward movement. The ladies are disappointed with the Maine Cannabis Ambulance and Jen aces a Lady Bits quiz. Lastly, they examine animal dicks and wonder why they just fuck men. Be sure to check out the show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 127 Promo

As sweet as that old lady pussy...

The ladies start the show with a very serious grievance from Joel. It looks like divorce may be in the cards... Carol gives us two deep dives: the Covid vaccine and the history of the tampon. Plus, the show is interrupted by a surprise guest! Learn about all the free stuff you can get if you're vaccinated, and also hear how Carol made her period come by jumping on a trampoline. Be sure to check ou...

Episode 126 Promo

Carol learns the truth about a gift.

Carol laments her crappy day while Jen ponders the kinds of mold trapped in Carol's mattress. Are the ladies' faces turning away listeners? Join us as Carol waxes on about perimenopause and Jen discovers a tick in her ass crack. Want to make your dick bigger? Well, you should. Balloon jeans, dancing with fat, and a stellar Cards Against Humanity MSL style. Be sure to check out our show notes and l...

Episode 125 Promo

I think you get the idea.

Carol and Jen muse about what tampons are made of and also answer a listeners question about selling yeast infection panties. Did you know vanilla comes from beaver butts? When the ladies get famous on go on tour, they have a few requirements. Jen makes a fungal mistake, and Carol saves her after a fall. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .