Mob Rules | Warhammer 40,000s Original Idiots

Danny, Dave and Jon are back again to talk to you about the number one piece of farm equipment for your 40k army, the IMPERIAL KNIGHTS.  We delve into the lore of the houses, and the new Knight Chassis before Danny lets us know which Knights are hot and which are not on the table top.  We round out the episode with an impassioned plea towards those who reacted poorly to "Warhammer Adventures" and...

Danny, Dave and Jon are back to talk about how to use technology to help improve your hobby. Did you know that Space Clowns are pretty much Librarians in space? Find out how as Jon works on his one man comedy show when we dive into Harlequin Lore. TIMESTAMPS 00:00:22 - Intro/What we've been up to 00:31:20 - Tech in gaming 01:21:40 - Tech in gaming part 2 01:41:20 - Harlequins 02:23:28 - Shout Outs...

Dave and Jon are joined by a new third chair, and talk about the future of Mob Rules, how Dave beats Jon at 40k and all the new hotness from Warhammerfest. Title Track - "What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Outro - "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed un...

In a distant land far far away, surrounded by giant cheeseburgers, round abouts and the Queen's hairy va-jay-jay, a lone Alaskan found himself alienated, confused and without a large truck to tell him he was okay. But through his confusion he learned about himself, his meaning and found love in that same va-jay-jay. Now, Dave is back to tell you all about it. So, put on that favorite sock your gra...

It was a dark and stormy night, the recaf maker was on the fritz and the boiler was offline awaiting parts.  As you stumbled into the kitchen to see if you could find some calming tea to help calm your nerves from a tense day at the foundry the sound of glass hitting the floor in the living room broke your stride. Taking a step backwards to get a view of what happened you see three shadowed figure...

It has been a long hard road but Adepticon is behind us, memories were shared, grievances aired and more MDF than one should ever eat was eaten.  It was a thing.  But lets look forward, with LVO and AdeptiCon behind us, what does this mean for the tournament scene?  Meta shifts?  Points adjustments?  Who knows. Either way it is episode 72, so put on your favorite Mob Rules t-shirt with the blood s...

The guys are back and with Ted preparing for Adepticon, we talk about how to maximize the convention experience.  If that wasn't enough, there's more! Dave told us all about his "Hobby Essentials", but do Jon and Ted agree? We talk about what each of our can't miss hobby tools are. 

In a galaxy far far away many millions of years in the... past?  the Necrontyr were birthed.  With an intense desire for Disco and coke the Necronotyr lived short but bright lives.  With a desire for more longevity they strode out to find meaning and zen but instead found mass amounts of dick heads bent on taking their coke money.  Now we have the Necron, so our story goes. So put on that poncho t...

It is that time of the every-other-week again!  Mob Rules bringing the speaker noise to your ear holes.  How has it been this long without talking about the sister of battle?  Well, we are quickly plugging that gap in the dam.  Plug!  We also go into the custodes a little bit and talk about our favorite pasta... I think.  Maybe we didn't  Oh well.  Either way, sooooo, go ahead and get that your fa...

Late nights and dirty minds bring us the 69th installment of Mob Rules.  Danny steps in for Jon as we hit up Studio D (or is it Studio A.5?) and talk about the dirty Emperor's Children Legion/Chapter/Group/what ever.  But that is not all, what happens when you get packed into a room at LVO, you drink too much liquored up Slurpee and eat chicken wings, and who in the Hell is Nic?  So, take a moment...

This aint no regular mainstream 40K podcast, this is an elite, no GMO, specially harvested on ethically maintained farm kinda hipster podcast.  Those other podcasts may want to shovel you artificial pesticides and mainstream chapter lore, but not us, we give you the obscure indy shit that nobody else talks about.  Thats right.  Feel like a boss when you start dropping names like the Space Sharks,...

Ever find youself really excited that your daughter aced her spelling challenge, and you remember that time when you did the same and a little twinge of pride warms your heart knowing that the two of you shared the same path, then out of nowhere your right peck burst into a boob (right right boob deflated into a peck)?  Yeah, stupid you!  That was Slaanesh.  So stop being proud of shit already, ok...

Have you ever been in the middle of the Christmas Carol and realized that this is really just the story of burgeoning primarch making their way in the world without their father's guidance during the Christmas season?  Me neither, that would be weird.  But just in case you have we have a treat for you!  Three Christmas movies transformed into 40K lore, plus our favorite this and thats, what we hav...

Do you like people who like sandwiches?  Do you like people who like dead sandwiches?  Do you like people that like dead sandwiches that have feelings and talk to you about when your mom used to make her pancakes?  If so then this podcast is for you!  Eldar: Warhammer 40K's sandwich eating elves are on a quest to talk to their dead moms through the portent of sandwiches as the quest for the perfec...

What do 80's action heroes and Imperial Hives Cities have in common?  That is for you to decide.  See how nice we are?  You are empowered now to write your own answers.  We trust you. This episode we delve into what it is like to live in a Hive city, the ins the outs and the unfortunate who gets turned into a toaster servitor.  Then, we get into a 1980's action style 40K hero write up, taking vint...

Who has time to read when social media needs to be updated 18 times a day, the kids need to be walked, the dog needs to do homework and the Raiders in the wasteland need to be murderized?  For those of us who wish they had the time but don't, the Mob Rules crew brings you the Carrion Throne in it it's entire glory, each twist of fate, each untold truth so you do not have to turn a page.  For those...

What do tiger stripes, quartered paint schemes and hands with glory holes have in common?  No, it was not that Volkswagen Beetle you had in college.  No, it was not the 1980's.... okay, maybe it kinda was the 1980's.  The answer I was looking for was 'The Badab Wars."  There is a lot of lore packed into this confrontation and a war that, even though it was written in the 1980's, is actually a pret...

Do you ever sit on your futon that you inhereted from the previous renter, staring out the window with those streaks that you can't get rid of no matter what you do and just think to yourself "why aren't there female space marines?"  Of course not, because that is a dumb question, instead you thought "how do I find the female characters in the lore?"  Thankfully we found the answer, and that was t...

Long ago, I mean, long away, er, in the far future?  Okay, that one.  In the far future, in a land far away... hmmm, can I use "far" twice in once sentence?  Seems a little weird, not too weird, but a little.  Anyway, in the far future in a land far away on a planet covered in excess, there lived a family, much like your's or mine, rich beyond belief, running a solar system, each member plotting t...

Are you getting that impression that GW stealth released a new army, the Imperial Guard?  Thanks to investigative journalism and four sets of keen eyes, we have uncovered the truth, that in fact the Imperial Guard go way back to the dawn of 40K!!!  Thats right.  In today's episode we uncover the truth about the guard, where they come from, why GW has been so secretive about them and what we see th...

The episode we break down the functions of a polynomial, the effects of a black crusade and what it means to be a gerbil in Hollywood.  One of those things is true.  Can you find the true statement?  No calculators, only scratch paper now.  We also talk about what happened to Phil and what the past 30 years have been like in the realm of 40k.   All that and not much else on MOB RULES!

In our first ever episode on Canadian monetary policy, Jon and Ted delve deep into the financial workings of the Canadian petrol industry.  Well, sorta.  Anecdotally through reference to once buying gas in the Yukon.  That is pretty much the same as an in-depth look at monetary policy, right?  Thankfully we have a deeper subject: PRIMARIS MARINES!!!!!! The lore, the tabletop roles, etc.  Then we g...

As Phil gets ready to head down the Al-Can we give him a bit of a handjob and courage him to talk about his beloved Dark Angels, the history, the organization, the why and how they became traitors.  But, shhhhh, don't tell him, he is still in denial.  We also go into the changing rule set, our favorite model kits and thank a fan for his home-made Jeff the Custodes. So pour a medium glass of weeks...

+EDIT+ the 1 Hour a Night facebook group was mentioned as hosting the Dark Imperium competition was it as the Warhammer 40000 page instead. Our Apologies to Alexander Good who ran the event. Goge Vandire.  What do you know about Goge Vandire and his brother Doge?  Yeah, that is what I thought, not much.  Lets get into it: he was a jerk, probably had a lil borderline personality issues, loved young...

Ever find yourself basking in the warm glow of the smog hanging over your hive world illuminated by the manufactorum over the ridge of spires while sipping that exotic recaf wondering to yourself how you got so lucky in your grim dark world just to have your feelings wrenched from your bliss unexpectantly, twisted sideways, the color of life swell and shudder turning quickly into darkness as you a...