Mob Rules | Warhammer 40,000s Original Idiots

The lads delve into the history of perhaps the most polarizing Space Marines chapter: the Ultramarines. In wa way the history of the history of the Space Marines is the History of the Ultramarines more so than any other chapter whether you love them or hate them.  In a way the thing that makes them so interesting isn't who they are but the reaction towards them both in game and out.  Also this epi...

There are times like these in our lives, where change, change takes us down that uncomfortable path, removes the familiar and and gives us uncertainty. We came to know 7th edition, it was our friend, our cousin, our loved one, 7th meant a lot of things to us. We escaped into her bosom when the dishes need be washed, a presentation in school had us stressed out, our partner wanted to talk to us abo...

Shadows blot out the land as the destroyer hive blots out the already defuse sun.  Shadows of titans bringing death and stretch stretch across the land.  Today the Death Guard arrive to play you a song.  Awwwwww, they are so cute!  Don't you want to just pick them up and cuddle them and kiss them and share their pox?  I do!  In this episode we delve into the squishy squeezyness of the 14th Legion...

The lads did it, they finally finished the Beast Arises series and delivered on the fourth quarter review.  Find out what happens to the beast, Koorland, Thane, Bohemond, Vangorich as well as the rest of the High Lords of Terra. It all plays out right before your ear balls!  So make sure to put on your favorite pizza stained Mob Rules t-shirt, your "Go Mork" foam finger, pour yourself a nice tall...

In today's history lesson we look at the multiple wars of Armageddon, the personalities that made history, the community art that Chaos makes in it's down time, movies that lead up to collapse and the wars still yet to come.  We also talk about how we see 8th edition panning out and where we have come from as fans.  All that and not much else on episode 49 of MOB RULES!

The storm came, the storm tussled and the storm left, and we are all left to sort through the carnage left by Chaos.  How did it end? What comes next?  As we figure this all out we went back in time to experience a re-release of things already experienced in Shadow War Armageddon!  So sit back, get yourself a tall tasty glass of vanilla chai flavored almond milk, put on your favorite onsie that ha...

On a dark, cold clear night the anxious traveler lifted his lightly packed and unfamiliar bags and cautiously walked them down the icy driveway to a Subraru of questionable condition.  A reunion of spirit awaited over five thousand miles away. ADEPTICON 2017!!!!  Swag Bags, board games, fellow podcasters, Games Workshop staff, out of print models being hawked on swap meet tables, this is it, the M...

I love gold!  I mean, I was paraphrasing, I don't really care for it.  Maybe I wasn't paraphrasing but satyrising the custodes.  Lets bust into some custodes lore and figure out where these guys came from.  That is about.  Get your lemonade, your ragged blanket and bath in the creamy sounds of Mob Rules, one step beyond!

Remember back in the day, when you used to pretend that you and your friend were breaking into the enemy base, beating up the villainous generic troopers, saving the attractive slave women as they passionately thank you?  Because of these memories of unrealistic and objectified scenarios we bring you an episode dedicated to the weapons of 40K, past, present and future.  What does this have to do w...

Home Improvement Eldar edition, featuring Chaos, Chaos, Chaos, harlequins, confused space elves and more leather boys than you can shake a squig at.  We bring you up to date on what is happening in the Gathering Storm series.  Se take your decadent but on over to the kitchen, make yourself a nice dagwood, wrap yourself in the finest biker boy leathers and bask in the tall tales of a broken craftwo...

Rewritten and remaster, episode 43 hits your dinner plate with that satisfying "surplooof" that can only mean mom made spaghetti.  Mmm mmm good.  This episode, Dave Singer of Frontline Gaming Twitch fame joins the boys for all the recaps.  Yes, many recaps.  Peep this shiz and makey your tum tumm happy.  So get up, make yourself some gluten free toaster waffles smothered in imitation maple syrup a...

It is not the end times, just the change times.  Does that make sense?  No?  Okay, remember that time when you were used to the fat pencils in school and somebody handed you a thin #2?  You got made and smashed it on the desk and shewed off the eraser?  It didn't taste very good did it?  But then you found that your motor dextarity had corrected and the smaller pencils were much better tuned to yo...

On the menu today: Red Velvet Oreo Cheese Cake cookies and sodas.  Thinking about picking up the Imperial Agents book? We go down down down and the flames go higher.  We did the research so you do not have to, now come, learn absolutely nothing and buy it anyway.  So pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of mixed fruit smoothe, put on your thrift store bathrobe, grab a can of your favorite Crisco...

It is that time of the year, folks, no wait, that time of the year was like three months ago.  Well, what ever, we are still bringing you the 3rd quarter review of the Beast Arises series.  Woot woot!  Fuck it, lets get this party started!

Merry Christmas if thats your Jam! To celebrate the season, Jon made a special Minisode with a special reading of "The Great Siege of Terra", a shameless parody of "The Night Before Christmas"   Thanks Incompetech.com for the Christmas Tune! Check out more Mob Rules @  Mob Rules Youtube Channel  for Unboxings, Gaming Vids and Ask A Gamers!

remember the days, you know, the days, the days when you lived at your parent's place, had a minimum wage job, squirrel away your monies for the latest Games Workshop game, then spent hours on the few models you had to bring your crazy machinations to life, then sat around day dreaming about your gang, drawing pictures and talking about their back story with your friend before their mom came to pi...

It is that time of year again, where, if you live in the northern hemisphere, you are probably having a hard time falling asleep.  Thankfully Mob Rules has you covered, we have a brand new product on the market, Mob Rules Hay Bails!  The paleo diet was a start, and we are continuing the theme of hail bail slumber products, balled up hay pillows, strewn hay blankets, designer hay sleep wear (meow)...

At the age of 19, Marty Stouffer traveled to Alaska with an 8mm camera, he and his home movie of his travels were warmly received by over 1,800 of his fellow Arkansas residents.  Revenue from the movie easily paid for his trip many times over.  Mob Rules also has a similar story, an alaskan podcast that easily costs the producers many times over.  Oh wait, that is backwards from Wild America.  Dam...

Like an iron deuce, Mob Rules drops on your plate with all the Legion of the Damned book review goodness, the results are in from last week's eBay price is right, we review the shiz out of Prospero, and talk dirty to you like you deserve.   BTW, Phil is doing a thing to help children that are not buttholes, help him reach his goal: http://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.particip...

Life is hard, sometimes it just feels like the deck is stacked against you and nobody is letting you live to your full potential.  Sometimes it feels like your brothers just do not understand you and your dad doesn't get it.  If only they could see what you see and know how much they need you and your psychic powers.  If only they knew just how dope the warp really is!  But nooooooow you're always...

The boys are caught in the Kill Team storm that is sweeping the planet.  Pick your faction, train your fighters and throw down like the pasty nerds that we are in the paradigm shifting influence of KILL TEAM!  Or not.  Also included is a review of Black Library's reprint of the Boom Comics mini-series: Exterminatus.  All this and a story about bunnys because we love you.  It is true.  And it is cr...

It is that time of the every-other-week again!  Mob Rules hitting your ear holes like a drunken cat trying to get it on with a chalk board.  This go is short, we were tired after the Battle Zone Ursa convention, but still pulled it out for ya lads.  And ya know what?  We have a special homie for ya, well, two, but one of them spoke less.  He is famous, both in stories on our show as well as multip...

Close your eyes and say the words "Flesh Tearers," "Flesh Tearers." Let the words roll over your tongue, let them flow through your body, allow the mantra to seep into your soul and bring you a deeper understanding of what it is to be the second son of Baal.  Now, open your eyes.  Don't you feel much better?  What ever, guys.  We did this episode on the Flesh Tearers and it was rad.  The end.  Now...

Lets talk about Iron Hands baby, lets talk about you and me, hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm humidity hum hum I forgot the rest of the song.   This bit follow up the discussion of the Iron hands that started last episode with the Wrath of Iron book report, we go into some talk about what the inside of power armor smells like, what chapter is most likely to wear cardboard and tin foil, back around to what games...

One upon a time in a land far far away there was a mining town called, Shanendan, Shenandoah, Shepards Ferry, I don't remember, it started with an Sh.  Anyway, it was a mining town, no wait it was a planet, yes, that was it, it was a planet.  The aristocracy was bored, bored of being bored, were feeling a bit randy, had already seen all there was to see on the internet, had all the parties were yo...