MOATAIF

Tristan bonds with Sister Corissa and the two begin to question their place on Big Red Penis Island. Then, Zach and RJ discuss decorating for Christmas -- is there such a thing as too early? Plus memories, traditions, and how to honor Thanksgiving during the Christmas season.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

As our heroes attempt to rescue Tristan from his captors, Big Red uses the opportunity to teach them all a painful lesson. Then, a first-winner is finally crowned in the ongoing "IS IT" battle between Bri and RJ in the latest edition -- "IS IT A STATUE?" _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ "Pharmaceuticals: A Love Story" Video: https://bit.ly/3HFGqTQ _____ Dotson Family Cemetery...

Sister Marble helps prepare Clark, Beverly, and DG for an impending battle with Big Red by running boot camp drills. Then, Zach and RJ discuss and review all of the "Jackass" films -- including their nostalgia for the series, favorite stunts, cast analysis, hopes for the sequel and more! -- as they prepare for the (re-delayed) release of " Jackass Forever ."  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air...

Sisters No and Corissa finally meet up with Big Red at his palace on Big Red Penis Island. Then, RJ recounts his recent trip to Denver, Colorado -- including a legal marijuana purchase, the struggles of working remote in someone else's home, and an expensive night out at the casino.  _____ Dedicated to the memory of RJ's dog, Tommy "Big Dick Lamonowicz" Quillen. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF...

A few days before Tristan's abduction, Sisters No and Corissa meet with The Magic Man in hopes of traveling to Big Red Penis Island. Then, Zach corrects some #fakenews about Antarctica from Episode 116. After that, Zach tells RJ about the recent debacle at Dayton Scream Park and the two discuss its implication on the safety of public events.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever...

In Goat India, Tristan and Shelley Ann meet with master glassblower Baa Gavidah who helps them solve the final panel of the Stained Glass Prophecy. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri hang out and shoot the shit. Zach talks about the hit and run of a mattress, Bri tells of a coworker who quit in defiance, and RJ describes a typical day of work -- all followed by a game of "Is It A True Crime?" _____ MOATAIF o...

Clark has nightmares of a fat woman and a little boy. The visions help him come up with a plan to fix the Stained Glass Prophecy. Then, do ya ever wonder why the caution lights are represented by two triangles, one inside the other? Zach and RJ discuss the origins of the warning symbol and ponder how it and other official versions would hold up in the nuclear fallout. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF...

Struggling to find a place to land after the breakup of their cult, Sisters No and Corissa have a disagreement about the future of their partnership. Then, Zach and RJ discuss thalassophobia -- the fear of deep bodies of water -- while sharing the creepiest diving finds and other stories from divers around the world.  _____ 'IFL Science' Diving Article: https://bit.ly/3EWvKyy _____ New episod...

Princess Filheimer returns to Goat Island bringing a flurry of emotion and information. She warns of a prophecy that foretells Goat Island's demise at the hands of a sentient penis known as 'The Big Red.' Then, Bri, Zach, and RJ each present a wackadoo conspiracy theory that they've researched in an attempt to convince and inform.  _____ Birds Aren't Real Website: https://birdsarentreal.com/...

Clark, now acting as head of Goat Island during Bertram's incapacitation, has quickly run the economy into the ground by introducing currency. Clueless to solve the issue, he schedules a meeting with the imprisoned Bertram. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the "Karen" meme, their experiences with "Karens," and the "Karen spectrum." _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are avai...

18 characters representing all five seasons of MOATAIF battle it out for the title of Sole Survivor and the $1,000,000 prize that goes with it. Led by two iconic returning players from "Survivor: MOATAIF Isle," the Survivors will all have to overcome their individual reputations in: "SURVIVOR: MOATAIF - REDEMPTION ISLAND!" (a non-canon Brant Steele 'Survivor' simulation featuring commentary from Z...

As Mad Goat Disease continues to plague Goat Island, Bertram and Clark have a major disagreement about the involvement of the refugees in the outbreak. Then, RJ and Zach recount and relive RJ's entire work history in a followup to last week's discussion of Zach's work history.  _____ Zach's Work History: https://spoti.fi/3ztOJ0n _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts...

Goat Island is ravaged by a plague of Mad Goat Disease and Beverly's cheese is the suspected cause. Then, Zach and RJ recount and relive Zach's entire work history with little stories and juicy tidbits -- including how he quit each job!  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Clark deals with the stress of managing his cheese factory and meeting the demand when Beverly falls ill and Tristan balks at the lack of financial compensation. Then, Zach and RJ document the failure of the Clark County Progressive Democrats, an insurgent group looking to take over the county Democratic party, in the final part of their discussion on the subject.  _____ Be sure to listen to...

Back on Earth, Sister No deals with the fallout of her magical actions. With the help of Sisters Corissa and Marble, she creates her own ISIS video. Then, Zach and RJ unpack their involvement with the Clark County Democratic Party in Ohio. They document the 2013 Executive Committee Chair election and all of the lead-up to the failed 2017 progressive insurgency in the first of their two-part series...

Clark and Beverly discover a unique way to contribute to the Goat Island community that sounds better to them than their assigned positions. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the 'OnlyFans Effect' on pornography which leads to the discovery of an adult movie theatre in South Carolina.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

Our group of heroes pleads its case as refugees to Bertram, the owner and leader of Goat Island, in hopes of gaining indefinite asylum. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri each present their choice for the greatest invention of all-time before a game of "Is It a Podcast?"  _____ OSU History Article: https://ehistory.osu.edu/articles/greatest-inventions-past-1000-years _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air ev...

In the season four finale, Clark, Shelley Ann, Tristan, and Beverly flee from Sister No. Unsure where to turn, the group seeks guidance through seance. Then, Zach, RJ and Bri analyze and plan content, discuss the fourth grade lock-in, and talk about how relationships change through the years.  _____ Minnesota Vlog Series: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCPGBQdJ7bFM6FIT9S4NkOcIGo_cdvFsZ __...

Clark and Shelley Ann bond over their shared trauma and are rescued by Tristan and Ronnie in a dramatic and explosive escape. Then, Zach and RJ cast the movies of their lives.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Ronnie, Tristan, and Shelley Ann create a plan to take down Sister No. But when Clark blows Shelley Ann's cover, things take a dark turn. Then, Zach and RJ are joined by Executive Content Producer Brianna Nichol Coleman and the trio discuss her shaved head before Zach comes clean about a notorious bowling game.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!&n...

Clark is ready for a much deserved break after a busy and contentious mayoral campaign. Then, Zach and RJ discuss and review (with spoilers) "Spiral," the new film in the "SAW" franchise.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Twenty of the greatest characters in MOATAIF history compete for the title of Sole Survivor -- and the $1,000,000 prize that goes with it -- in this non-canon Brant Steele "Survivor" simulation hosted and narrated by Zach and RJ.  _____ 'Survivor: MOATAIF Isle' Brant Steele Site: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/33/r.php?c=jqF3a6Dr _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podca...

Tristan has a disastrous performance at a televised debate against Thad Thimpleton. Then, Zach and RJ create an alignment chart of notable (and ordinary) LGBTQIA+ individuals.  ______ 'Song for Obama' VJ Performance: https://youtu.be/JarO76YL27w ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

Sister No releases the dirt on Tristan and both campaigns have to work quickly to spin it in their favor. Then, Zach, RJ, and Special Guest Brianna Nichol Coleman celebrate 100 episodes of MOATAIF with the card game "For the Girls." ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Clark stakes out Tristan in an attempt to get damning evidence for Sister No's smear campaign. Then, Zach and RJ discuss music artists re-recording their songs to reclaim the lucrative royalty payments.  ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.