MOATAIF

DG suffers an all-too-literal fall from grace after his statue ceremony, leaving many confused and concerned. Then, RJ details the highs and lows of a recent party he hosted to celebrate his new job! From the people who attended and the fun that was had, to the fight that nearly broke out -- Zach truly had a reason to #FOMO! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are avai...

Clark, Beverly, and Tristan deal with the aftermath of Dimitri's death and commemorate DG's heroism with a gold statue. Then, reminiscing about drug-songs sends Zach and RJ on a rabbit hole discussion -- an old Ed Bassmaster video, some Minecraft memories, the state of American politics, and more! -- all before Zach describes his experiences shooting a short film.  _____ Ed Bassmaster &#39...

The Screaming Urn's pleas for death are finally indulged as the group initiates a plan to give Grandpa peace. Then, Zach and RJ have a candid discussion about their sexual deviancy as they reveal some of the strange places they've masturbated. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

The paternity of Shelley-Ann's baby is revealed on a shocking episode of 'Just My Opinion w/ Nancy Sax." Then, Zach and RJ discuss the controversy surrounding Ivy SuperSonic's Sqrat character and the struggles of returning to full-time work.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

Dimitri Elyashkevich returns to Goat Island to claim his child just as Shelley-Ann gives birth to Tristan's baby. Then, Zach and RJ review local rapper Lil' Dayne's 2014 SoundCloud album, 'The Danication,' in the next installment of 'RECIDS' on MOATAIF. _____ RECIDS Playlist: https://bit.ly/3yEozZr Lil' Dayne on 'Who Can?': https://bit.ly/3OOhehk AZ00's 600th Video: https://bit.ly/3vWbY2H _____ Ne...

Journaling about his recent trials and tribulations as leader, Clark reveals Goat Island's struggle for ethical funding. Then, Zach and RJ discuss recent embarrassing / frustrating experiences they've had at stores and with delivery drivers. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Clark, Beverly, and Tristan plan and execute a raid on Bertram's Goat Island palace in the hopes of putting an end to the war once and for all. Then, Zach and RJ create an alignment chart of 'Grand Theft Auto' protagonists and side characters as the world eagerly awaits any information on 'Grand Theft Auto: 6.' _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air ever...

Clark and Bertram each give interviews on the status of their armies as they both struggle to gain ground. Then, Zach and RJ discuss President Degeneres's latest bill, the dead horse that is 'Good Mythical Morning,' and Cracklin' Rose's horrible wailing problem. _____ 'Will it Dildo?' Video: https://bit.ly/3O0gTrK 'Content Sluts' Episode 1: https://bit.ly/3reFjUi _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air...

Big Red and Sister No consider an offer from an unexpected pair of visitors as tensions mount in the ongoing turf war. Then, Zach and RJ discuss psychic mediums and test their own psychic abilities in a "controlled remote viewing" experiment -- will Zach or RJ be able to sense the mystery photos? _____ Lori Williams' FREE Remote Viewing MasterClass: https://bit.ly/3x0xbdP MOATAIF on YouTube: https...

Clark and Beverly continue gathering their friends as they track down DG and the Goat Army to Goat India. Then, Zach details the minute-by-minute details of the Tenerife Airport Disaster, the deadliest accident in aviation history, (coincidentally) on the 45th anniversary of the tragedy.  _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever...

Dimitri makes a shocking discovery while testing out the comatose Princess -- and Dr. Xavier's commitment to the Hippocratic oath is put to the test. Then, Zach and RJ catch up -- RJ just got back from Florida where he visited his dad and Zach recounts his time performing in "Veronica's Room." _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

Sister Marble overhears a troubling conversation in Bertram's office as the group climbs the Banishment Tunnel. Then, Zach and RJ discuss types of gravy and President Truman dropping the atom bomb. Plus, Zach shares a MOATAIF exclusive 'Micro Tale' deemed too inappropriate for 'Audio Tales.'  _____ J. Robert Oppenheimer Video: https://bit.ly/3HTeY40 'Audio Tales' Playlist: https://bit.ly/35rU...

Clark and his group attempt a risky maneuver to re-infiltrate the locked-down Goat Island. Then, Zach and RJ discuss and review "Jackass Forever" -- including their favorite scenes, assessments of the new cast members, and whether or not they missed Bam Margera.  _____ MOATAIF 'Jackass' Trilogy Discussion: https://spoti.fi/35tLVq2 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcas...

Sister Marble and Brandon annoy Clark and Beverly as the group reconnects and sails to Amelia's plane workshop. Then, Zach and RJ review "Are You Shpongled?" -- the 1998 psychedelic electronic album by Shpongle -- in the next installment of RECIDS.  _____ RECIDS Playlist: https://bit.ly/3yEozZr _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Clark and Bartholomew return to Goat Island in an attempt to rescue Beverly and the others. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their critters -- RJ tells the story of how he came to own his new dog, Ruby, and Zach details the struggle of acclimating Rose into his family. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Bertram sends Dr. Xavier to Big Red Penis Island on a mission with implications most dastardly. Then, Zach does a deep-dive into the data from his 2021 journal -- including favorite movies throughout the year, an in-depth discussion of his TV viewing habits, and the number of times he had sex! _____ Zach's October Movie Marathon for 2021: https://boxd.it/dmQwg Zach's Christmas Movie Marathon for 2...

Big Red and Sister No arrive on Goat Island to find it mysteriously empty. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Zach's most recent accidental celebrity death manifestation -- Betty White -- and Zach recounts his recent rescue of a sick, feral cat.  _____ 'Bowie ★ Listening Party': https://bit.ly/3odfaUG '★ David Bowie RECIDS' Review : https://bit.ly/3Hdorn5 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday...

Shelley-Ann's health takes a turn for the worse and Bertram uses it to cover up Beverly's disappearance. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri shoot the shit-- RJ's car was broken into, Zach got a bidet, and Bri met a man named Bertram! _____ 'Waterlogged' Classic Video: https://bit.ly/3tOyTgY _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Clark and Bartholomew track down Amelia Earhart who reveals more of Bertram's evil deeds. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss shitting, pissing, farting, and burping as they talk about their bathroom habits and routines.  _____ Bri's Bidet: https://amzn.to/3AilizT _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Beverly, DG, Tristan, Sister Marble, and Sister Corissa bond over shared bowls of Goat Weed. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the Alisa Roberts conspiracy -- is Zach's dad behind the mysterious coupons?  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Sister No bridles at Big Red's lack of interest in pursuing their enemies on Goat Island. Then, Zach and RJ discuss celebrities they hate -- including Lin-Manuel Miranda, Bill Hader, Benedict Cumberbatch and more! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

Clark finds himself banished in a cave cut off from the rest of the civilized world. Then, Zach and RJ debate whether humans really have two lips on their mouth and share a strange breastfeeding story in an episode that makes the revival of MOATAIF longer than the original run!  _____  New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Princess Filheimer returns for the first Christmas celebration on Goat Island since Clark's mysterious disappearance. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss and review "30," the latest album by Adele, in a return of the beloved RECIDS format. Happy Holidays from everyone at MOATAIF!  _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ "25" RECIDS Review: https://bit.ly/3GTMI0U "When We Were Young...

In a meeting with Clark, Bertram finally explains his understanding of the prophecy in return for his freedom. Then, Zach and RJ discuss some of their sexual experiences -- including losing their virginities, preferred methods of birth control, and the joys of unprotected sex.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Sister Corissa and Tristan are intercepted, mistaken for enemies, and captured as they attempt to regain the trust of our heroes on Goat Island. Then, Zach recounts the minute-by-minute details of the USS Thresher disaster -- did the submarine implode in an instant, or sink to the bottom with a crew still alive and trapped? _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ New episodes of MOA...