Mix and Mush

For I am Dan: Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Archie is a rich and utterly despicable practical joker. He is one week away from playing a CD-ROM that will change the lives of his trusted manager, Dexter, and other employees forever when he is suddenly involved in a deadly accident. He quickly discovers that instead of entering Heaven's pearly gates, he is being sent back to Earth to clean up the mess he created. Since he has an absolute disli...

Get out of here, you Canadian so-and-so, and take your fancy gin and mobile phone company with you! You can leave a few million dollars, though. And a sandwich if you have one. A milkshake, a small fry, and a junior - A JUNIOR - western bacon chee, because I'm tryin' to watch my figure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Richard asked me to warn everyone that this episode gets pretty spicy. Content warning for books he made up about smut and weiners and stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stranger Things is a nightmare from which I cannot wake until I am dead and even then I can't guarantee it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No one made him do this, and yet if he had stopped we would have all been very angry. Happy New Year from Mix and Mush! Drive safe and don't take any wooden nickels, ya cheese bags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"You there, boy! What day is this?" "Why, it's Arbor day o'course!" "My, but the spirits have missed their mark, haven't they?" "Sir?" "Those ghosts tricked me" Merry Christmas from Richard and Dan! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the Dan that writes the show descriptions, and I'm here to tell you that my hair is on fire and my fingers are snakes. Help! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stop buying up my properties, Uncle Moneybags! I gotta see about a gal out west and I need them pork scratchin's for impressin' her! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe we don't like movies as much as we thought we did. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this very special episode, Richard shows Dan the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Dan is impressed, and donates his entire coal magnate fortune to a local animal shelter, who then abscond with the money. Turns out this shelter was run by the Six Mighty Sons of Brumpt, and the long con of trying to make Dan a better person was just a ruse to get craps table money. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Hoste...

This episode of Mix and Mush is brought to you by Sludge. Sludge needs no introduction. We can all remember the first time we cracked open a can (or popped a bottle, if you're a real geezer) and that sickly sweet smell of Sludge hit out little noses. For those of us who didn't run to the wastebasket right away, we felt what experts call the "Stinging Nettle Effect" of Sludge's delicious tang hit o...

You've all been clamoring for it, well here it is. Stop asking for the Grimace episode, we put it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're all recovering from Halloween, so let's enjoy a nice episode about a couple of insane movies before we tuck into Turkey Time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here! The best time of the year, and I have to deal with all these monsters stealing my candy. Don't you just hate being a skeleton with goo all over you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I seen a KitKat choke up a fella's veins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If the title of the episode doesn't make sense, just chalk that up to how scary things are getting this October. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All our spooky friends are here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And Dan is going to lose his mind over it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I am so sick, but I need to Pokemon GO TO THE POLLS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When...

On that D'ohmascus road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, here I am. Down an arm and surrounded by androids. Something awfully familiar about all this... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I promise you, whatever you think that title means, you're wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I can take you up to the castle yon, dear boy, but be wary as I understand two young gentlemen oft discuss eating their own legs up their when things get blustery and thundery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.