Mismatched

Another episode that will crack you up. We are so thankful for our listeners and supporters.  This is a very important week in the Patterson house. Campbell turns 16, this means she can take her drivers test.  Kristin compares Danna to a scrub daddy because she can be so abrasive.  Chocolate fountains are popular at parties…learn what kind of chocolate does not need oil to operate properly.  Break...

Fall is here ready or not. We are not ready but yet  ready for Fall. We chat about our favorite seasons and our busy seasons of life.  Danna fights the reality that she enjoys her more rural roots. Listen about Danna’s first country concert and her ride to the event.  She scooted around Columbus.  We hit up the Wayne County Fair and judged Lead Line…a wool/ sheep promotional event.  Garment constr...

Lucky Charms caused our podcast to have an abrupt pause. Who uses going to the bathroom as an excuse to get out of something? It’s a pretty common trend it seems.  Spain’s soccer federation let their head coach go as a result of some allegations of misconduct. We chat about some of our personal experiences and what is and is not acceptable. This tuned into PDA with Danna and then rolled into teena...

Our first ever mid week podcast. We are recording before a studio audience at @thegreatgeaugacountyfair. Kristin loves the fair more than most people. Danna is learning what the county fair is all about…livestock and people. She used to think it was about food and rides. We set the record straight with our very Special guest Sutton Pikor.  Sutton is a Patterson Fruit Farm employee and a Senior at...

Fall Danna and Fair Kristin have arrived.  We talk everything from concession stand drama and diarrhea. You will have to listen to see who has the diarrhea and what Fall Danna and Fair Kristin actually mean.  Who would ever have thought you needed to price match your location concession stand. We had no clue before High School that it was a thing, we are learning the ins and outs of concessions at...

Who the heck has ever heard of a clambake? It is totally not a Midwest thing but in NE Ohio it’s a thing of Fall. Next to @PattersonFruitFarm is the hottest thing to do during the Autumn season.  Back to school happened for all our kiddos and it went as to be expected. A few forgotten things and trying to figure out where classes were…it was a typical back to school year. Danna had her first “are...

For the 1st  in the history of our podcast Danna gets the last word.  It’s back to school time in our houses and the hustle and bustle has hit us.  Danna lectures Kristin on time management, she’s just jealous that Kristin is so good at it.  Raise your hand if you house is a total disaster.  Kristin has made a complete mess in their house organizing.   Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfar...

We started podcasting while the sun was beginning to set and well life happened. We had this beautiful patio podcast backdrop and Danna spilled her drink on the computer, it stopped recording. Take 2 honestly turned out better than our first go.  It’s all about Back to School. Time management and structure are things we are all going to learn in the next few weeks as kids go to school.  It was loa...

  Some may be thinking The Mismatched Podcast may be making a movie with this episode title but don’t worry we are literally chatting about a stock trailer that hauls livestock. Danna was appalled when Kristin asked her if she wanted to camp in her new trailer. Much like country music the trailer is growing on Danna. The @ohiostatefair is here and if you are in Ohio you must visit the fair, it run...

There was no lovin but lots of memories made with Campbell and Olivia when we tried to see the Backseat Lovers in concert at Kemba Live in Columbus, it was a road trip to remember.  Kristin has a secret talent of drinking red-bull and still falling asleep like a person with narcolepsy.   Listen to learn what life lessons Danna and Kristin were able to teach their daughters while attending the conc...

If you don’t listen to this episode after that title you are missing out. Kristin has never heard a eulogy like the one Danna gave and she is sure she will never experience one like it ever again. Kristin gives her new favorite Netflix binge and we all better enjoy the shows we have because with this Hollywood strike tv may never be the same again.  Guess who has a pet bearded dragon, some pay bac...

We recorded a few days earlier than usual because well…Danna and Co. hit the beach. We hope you find this episode piercing because we sure do. Noise rings and tattoos…where do you stand? We want to know. Danna reveals an old dirty habit too. Kristin used to go on dates with 5 men all at the same time…find out what her Sunday school teacher used to tell her about dating.  Good old family reunions,...

Happy Birthday America! The 4th of July is  a happy time for our nation, parades and apparently poop. Danna talks candidly about what happens when she supports our local economy when enters certain stores to shop. Kristin freeloaded all weekend off her friends at a sheep show and then continues freeloading off Danna. She really didn’t freeload btw. The Fast Food Draft takes place and apparently Kr...

Hugs all around from Danna. We get deep trying to understand why she dislikes human touch so much. Kristin was a guest on ​⁠​⁠ with our previous guest Jamie Sullivan.  Watch out Jamie Kristin may be coming for your job 🤣. Kristin shares an easy 4th of July snack made from watermelon and blueberries.  Danna learns what it is like to be a farmer for a day while Kristin was out of town.  Lets just s...

ok! Who knows/knew that there was such a thing as a “pick me girl”? Supposedly it’s a thing but we are not buying into it.  Find out what it means to kids these days.  This episode contains some Fowl language, Danna is bothered by Kristin’s farm talk. We go over all the poultry terms for birds of various ages.  We finally had a few minutes to do the Danna Kristin Potato Draft…big stuff here, no fo...

We have our very first in person guest on the podcast. This episode we welcome Emmy nominated news anchor  @jamiesullivantv aka @mommyanchor on instagram. She may be more widely known in and around Cleveland on @Channel19news but we know her best as a friend and momma from our small town.  We talk 3am wake up calls…hitting the snooze button, real life as a mom of two small boys and no coffee….this...

This one is a doozie, Danna talks forever about her #TaylorSwift ticket experience. Learn from her mistakes and if it sounds too good, it probably is. We can laugh now because it’s all ok.  Does and kids crossing the road…sounds like  the start of a joke but it was  the real thing from Tom and Danna last night. Kristin saved the night and stopped and used her sheep wrangling skills on a momma pigm...

We are proud to be Americans and we all just celebrated Memorial Day! We go over some American Flag 🇺🇸 rules that we didn’t know and we think will be good for everyone to know as we roll into Summer. Shout out to Paul @theswingking330 golf pro for listening, he is Tom and Sam’s pro and he is an avid listener.  Well we recorded early due to a wild week of Graduations and we dropped this episode a l...

Working at @PattersonFruitFarm has its perks but it also has some not so desirable jobs. Danna takes the cake with her latest responsibility at the farm. Speaking of cakes…we have a new found hobby you too can take part in while shopping at @Costco. Costco we really think we should partner because well it’s a good pairing.  Long John, what do you think of when we use this word? @localfarmmom think...

Fighting with your spouse, and belt bags start off our podcast. It may be worth a youtube view to see that Kristin forgot she has been wearing her favorite belt bag from @remnants in Chagrin Falls.  Danna saves the day with what her sister in law thought was a distressed chicken. In all Danna’s poultry experience, she tells us what the chicken was really doing.  Kristin has been spending a lot of...

Will you take the twenty minute tidy challenge? Samantha Bryan the founder of Decorganize It joins us to share a few simple ways we can implement some organization in our lives. Kids or no kids, this episode will leave you wanting to get organized before Summer.  Mother’s Day is this weekend friends…..do something for the special women in your lives.  Kristin installed a swing for her chickens…but...

Podcasting before a live studio audience. We have some teenagers watching us podcast…who are we kidding they left right after we mentioned them. This episode is jam packed with all things Kentucky Derby. Who is your race pick? Kristin hosts a party and it’s always a fun time celebrating the fastest two minutes in sports. Bill had some eye surgery at the Cole Eye Institute, they let Kristin watch,...

  We start our podcast censored by our husbands….they were not completely wrong but we had a very good work related story they didn’t think we should share. It was good, maybe next week we can sneak it in.  Danna has all kinds of tooth troubles, we all know she’s a pain in Kristin’s tush sometimes but this time she’s got legit pain.  How do you cut cake? Turns out Danna thinks there is  wrong and...

No one has been hurt and we are still friends after one year of podcasting.  Who has heard of #crumblecookie? we do a little tasting.  When was the last time you cleaned out your fridge and pantry? Kristin found something from 2018 in her fridge and her fridge isn’t that old. That’s gross.  Learn what food will never expire, Danna share her food for thought.  We are still looking for guests, not e...

This episode is jam packed with all things inappropriate. Money pieces, slut strands and upside down pineapples.  Don’t be offended and not listen, it’s not that bad, it’s just a wild episode. #wengerorthodontics  #msapools #pattersonfruitfarm  Get Social with Danna and Kristin  @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast | Instagram https://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078  (http...