Mismatched

This time change has us under its spell. We are ready for bed at 8pm. Danna shares why she can’t sleep these days even though she’s exhausted.  Big announcement, a little white bantam call duck hatched. It hatched on Danna’s watch, she is a first time duck mom. Find out why this is so eggciting.  We love Costco and apparently Danna reads their magazine. It’s free with a membership.  Sleep away cam...

We are celebrating 100 episodes of the Mismatched Podcast. Kristin brings Danna a gift that really popped! In fact it caused Danna to podcast without pants.  There is some recapping of the girls favorite episodes. You asked for it, this episode is extended in length. Over the years there has been a  of poop talk, it comes along with a friend who has gastrointestinal issues. Pre School moms listen...

This episode is the 99th episode of our podcast! Next week we are going to plan BIG THINGS. No clue what they are yet but….it will be BIG. Danna wore a bad bra and Kristin suggested that she needed a new one. It was all out of the kindness of Kristin’s heart. She thought she may get a shopping trip in. 🤪 This sort of sounds like a pick on Danna podcast but she really makes it pretty easy.  Betwee...

The count down is on, this is our 98th episode of the podcast.  Kristin thinks she is a snowbird spending all this time down in Florida. It’s been decided, the girls need someone to take them out on their yacht.  You know just like the show Below the Deck.  Pack your cards and get those nerd cluster  bets ready, Texas Hold ‘Em is not just the new Beyoncé song, Kristin’s crew played lots of it on t...

It’s official Kristin caught the crud from Danna. Danna is a real giver….she has officially infected her family and Kristin.  There is no video this week because Kristin flew the coop again and is on a beach in Florida at a “farm conference” and Danna does not know how to operate the equipment.   So many laughs about the Super Bowl , you need to listen to hear the dissection of the game from start...

What do low raspy voices and omelettes have in common? Absolutely nothing and yet somehow they ended up on the podcast today. Danna’s sick, Kristin is tired together these two may equal one whole person. They are recovering from their ski weekend, Danna survived with only one face plant, Kristin laughed and decided it was best to keep skiing and allow her to recover without an audience.  Showers,...

The Big Experiment  The girls are back recording together in their studio aka Danna’s living room.  Who likes to be the super Aunt?  Danna and Kristin both think they are the best Aunts, it seems their nieces like the uncles better.  Ski season is here, find out who is a pro on the slopes. One looks like she really knows what she’s doing.  Who’s heard of Kamut? Kristin visited  the Food Nanny shop...

Broadcasting from Ohio and Salt Lake City this is a split episode. Kristin is in Salt Lake City at the 105th American Farm Bureau Convention.  Earlier in the week the girls hit the Atlanta Gift Mart to shop for Patterson Fruit Farm. Plan your visit because there are some cute things headed to Chesterland.  Dover  Sol…. Maybe the best food Danna and Kristin have ever eaten, we share about our 5star...

Broadcasting from a cave this is the most cool on location cast we have ever recorded.  Big thanks to our very special guest Candace for opening up her business and treating us to a Salt Cave treatment. @Salty is such a relaxing business on the square in Chardon, Ohio. Listen to learn all the benefits of salt and how its healing elements can help you rejuvenate and keep healthy.  Candace shares wi...

Can these two really go together? We talk the beauty care industry and how the media is grabbing these girls at an early age to suck them into products. Kristin shares a product she has gotten sucked into on social media. It’s a local company so it must be good right!?  Frownies…check them out Danna shares some of her budgeting travel secrets. She has a code, ask her for it!  Amazon has some fun i...

This is the 92nd episode of the Mismatched podcast.  It’s 2024 and man do we have big plans for this year. Kristin and fam started off the year on an iconic American Road trip.  Danna and her crew played cards and rang in the new year at home. Kristin got a refresh of what it’s like to have toddlers as she got to spend time with her niece and nephew.  The Bible Recap (https://www.thebiblerecap.com...

This is the last podcast in 2023. Crazy to believe another 52 episodes are in the books.  We talk Christmas recap. Danna had to explain what 2k24 meant…..it’s been a long holiday season.  Kids and saving money, learning the purchasing process.  How long so you leave your Christmas tree up? The patterson house took their tree down already.  New Years Resolutions….the girls don’t make them. Two squa...

Well right from the start Danna makes sure we all know that she does not wear Grandma underwear all the time.  Did you know there is actually an online snow day calculator, there is and it’s pretty accurate at getting kids hyped up for no school.  Safety  is very important to us, this Mispatched pair went through First Aid training and they are ready to save lives if necessary. What to look for in...

We have two special guests on this week’s episode. We had some technical difficulties so there is no video with this episode.  Danna actually hooked up the rode caster pro incorrectly and Kristin never checked it. 😂 Andrew a classmate at West Geauga and employee at Patterson Fruit Farm entertains us along with Campbell as our guests. They share about jobs and a new program that all High School st...

It’s time to Deck Your Halls. Hanukah starts this week and Christmas is just around the corner. Hanging of the greens is a special time for Kristin, Danna does not share the same excitement.  There is one thing Danna and Kristin can agree on, you will have to listen to find out what these two actually have the same view on.  Cats Cats Cats….Kristin is a little obsessed with her new barn cat Scarle...

Sorry for the late drop, Kristin was irresponsible and left for Columbus without writing the podcast summary. This is actually Kristin writing this, sorry friends. oops I just forgot.  Winter weather has arrived in Northeast Ohio. How’s the weather in your parts? Guess who wasn’t was prepared for winter weather? Real or Fake Christmas Tree we discuss some tree care tips and the pros and cons of bo...

Wax on Wax Off  We are thankful for each and every one of our listeners…all two of you. Danna shares what she is Thankful for, Kristin is thankful for wax. Find out where she took her wax to this weekend.  Who forgets they are leaving on a vacation? Someone has been too busy to even think about her upcoming vacation.  It was a tailgating weekend cheering on the Buckeyes. Kristin hung out with the...

What kind of mother gives their child the butt crust aka heel aka end piece of bread in their school lunch? If you have kids that drive do they ask permission before they drive any where? Some kiddos in the Local Farm Mom house are in a bit of trouble for an after school stop.  Kristin gave away Danna’s Thanksgiving turkey, she’s in a real fowl mood over it.  As the kids get bigger the problems ge...

Happy November friends! Did you know there are only 7 more Mondays till Christmas!? Yay!!! Kristin shares some turkey tips. Don’t forget to thaw the turkey. Danna and Kristin share their menus and traditions. We would love to hear yours. Find of who had hairy armpits…..brace yourself.  Speeding is a real problems for one of these two, take your guess at who it is that puts the pedal to the metal....

Someone ate the friend rice at Kristin’s Birthday dinner. Shout out to the best hibachi chef in NE Ohio. Hi Jackson!  We share some stain secrets that will make laundry easier.  Kristin got a new pair of shoes, they are cute and comfy.  Things men say that are inappropriate, we cover that.  Kristin also debunked the worst thing she’s ever done….Danna too.  Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismat...

Kristin has had some interesting outfits around the farm lately. Danna has a bad Dr. experience…zero bed side manner. Migraines are no joke and Danna did the podcast on day 4 of a nasty one. She must really be sick because she was giving Tom all the props.  We talk dressing for success.   Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_W...

The weather in Ohio has been soggy. Find out why these two ended up in Home Depot.  Back in the dating stage of Bill and Kristin Bill was less than a stellar host. Kristin was left out to dry….and not with a towel.  Do you hide money from your spouse? We don’t recommend it but sometimes it makes for a good podcast.  Find out how Kristin makes money doing laundry. Danna realizes mid podcast she has...

Our original theme song made  little appearance, Kristin loves it Danna still isn’t a fan.  We are still celebrating Tomtober. Fried chicken, gluten free and pizza, we cover it all this episode. Little Italy to Day Dates, this episode goes fast.  Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99...

Kristin  has the most husky voice and it’s  not very sexy. The assault is on, find out what Kristin shot herself in the hand with, it’s stinky.  The Fairfield County Fair starts this weekend and it’s one podcast members favorite time of year.  Learns some nicknames Kristin has had over the years and some more details of the Jewish faith.  Drugs are being done and take your guesses on who and what....

The days are long and full of kids activities.  Enjoy these days, someday we will miss them.  Danna shares some of her Jewish religion.  Raise your hand if you like packing lunches…..we are not raising our hands. We had the big 16th birthday party. The party was super sweet. We talk birthday traditions. Animal poop……yup, we went there. Another kitten bit the dust. Someone stole the Patterson kitte...