Mismatched

This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna and Kristin prove once again that no topic is too random, too real, or too ridiculous for these two. We kick things off with Danna’s bold declaration that “doing chores is no big deal — being a farmer is easy.” Kristin, representing every farm mom in America, respectfully disagrees… while laughing through her exhaustion.  Then we get into Kristin’s latest...

This week on Mismatched with Danna & Kristin, we’re talking farm chaos, snow day dreams, and anniversary laughs — plus, meet our surprise guest 🦎 Thor the bearded dragon (who might actually be a she). From Tom’s “95% done” projects to chili overload and a little reptile drama, it’s a perfectly mismatched mix of real life, laughter, and chaos. 🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or where...

This week on The Mismatched Podcast we dive into tight chests and the health concerns we shouldn’t ignore (hello, WebMD panic). We also admit our weird little addictions and why yelling “FOCUS!” at people isn’t exactly the cure for anything. We discuss which Patterson kid gave their parents a run for their money 👀 Meanwhile, Danna continues to insist she’s not a helicopter parent to Joey… denial...

This week on The Mismatched Podcast we dive into tight chests and the health concerns we shouldn’t ignore (hello, WebMD panic). We also admit our weird little addictions and why yelling “FOCUS!” at people isn’t exactly the cure for anything. We discuss which Patterson kid gave their parents a run for their money 👀 Meanwhile, Danna continues to insist she’s not a helicopter parent to Joey… denial...

This week, Danna and Kristin are covering everything from birthday chaos and hurricane stories to kids who suddenly pick up a second language like it’s nothing. Kristin also shares her experience at the World Food Prize — where global food security gets very real, very fast. We also discover that Kristin had never even heard of the iconic Cleveland Cassata cake until she moved here — and Danna is...

Kristin Patterson: Pull up a chair and settle in — because nothing feels better than finally sitting down (even if the laundry pile is judging you 👕😅).   This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna & Kristin chat about: 🧺 Why there’s no shame in clean clothes still waiting to be folded 💡 Laundry hacks & timeless life tips from a 93-year-old grandma 🌎 The World Food Prize in Iowa — aka...

Danna’s toilet exploded, Kristin’s hair straightener died, and somehow there was still cake, sheep, and senior pictures involved. It’s been one of those weeks — the kind you can only survive with humor (and maybe bleach). Catch our latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast for all the messy, funny, and heartwarming details. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtu...

Danna’s toilet exploded, Kristin’s hair straightener died, and somehow there was still cake, sheep, and senior pictures involved. It’s been one of those weeks — the kind you can only survive with humor (and maybe bleach). Catch our latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast for all the messy, funny, and heartwarming details. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtu...

Well friends… surprise! This week’s recap is coming at you fashionably late because Kristin completely forgot to write it (sorry, Danna 😅). Between apple picking, all-things-fall, and the wild pace of life on the farm, it’s been one of those weeks. But don’t worry—the episode is here, and it’s packed with the usual mix of laughter, chaos, and farm-fresh storytelling. And just a little sneak peek:...

 Kristin kicks things off with her morning coffee ritual, while Danna admits she’s still running on empty—tired as ever. The girls dive into a lively chat about caffeine, how it really hits (or doesn’t), and why some mornings feel impossible without it.   📞 Oh Sweet Maria A surprise guest joins the episode—Danna’s mother-in-law, Maria! Over the phone, she jumps right in to play a hilarious Food P...

Kristin Patterson: Hey, hey, hey! Hello, hello! We’re halfway through the week and catching up on all the little things—like updating computers that suddenly work again, celebrating the tiniest bit of long-awaited rain, and running through the madness of busy weeknight schedules. From undefeated JV volleyball games to grocery store marathons (yes, three in one day), we cover it all—Costco steaks,...

Hey hey hey — we taped on a Tuesday (today), tomorrow is Wednesday (you’re welcome for that up-to-the-minute affirmation). In this one, we cover everything from homecoming chaos (powderpuff, parades, and how long kids really last at the dance floor 👀) to family laundry wars (does pushing the button on the washer count as “doing laundry”? …asking for a Tom). We get into: ✨ Staff + teachers who go...

It’s Homecoming Week This Week on The Mismatched Podcast with Danna & Kristin! It’s a big week—homecoming is here, and the Powderpuff game is shaping up to be a showdown: Danna’s daughter vs. Campbell’s daughter 🏈🔥. They’re so fired up they might just start a spring flag football team. And in true mismatched style, we cover it all: 👗 The hunt for the perfect homecoming dress 🐑 Dropping off...

Kristin Patterson: This week, Danna & Kristin are back with a jam-packed (and slightly chaotic) episode you won’t want to miss! From post-fair laundry piles and lost band shorts, to Parker’s first day at his new ag-focused school (with FFA adventures ahead), the moms are juggling it all.   👓 Campbell gets new glasses (spoiler: she looks adorable, even without the Gucci pair). 🥪 Lunchbox batt...

🎙️ This Week on the Mismatched Podcast Fair Week chaos, apple wars, and late-night pumpkin spice coffee. Kristin’s drowning in sheep and apples, Danna’s annoyed at Patterson family “communication,” and somehow we end up debating what teens should wear to job interviews. From $25,000 apple pies to team-dinner mix-ups, this episode is a whirlwind of farm life, fair prep, and plenty of laughs. 🍎🐑☕...

Sheep testicles, pigs’ skincare, and Cedar Point thrills—yep, we’re back and as mismatched as ever. 🐑🐷🎢 Danna hosted her Floats & Boats event, complete with some delish appz that had everyone floating happy. Kristin, meanwhile, had to go full feisty farm girl when someone tried to hijack her cat. 🐈‍⬛💪 Add in county fairs, back-to-school chaos, and the ongoing debate about whether Kristin...

From front-yard bathroom breaks (yes, you read that right) to Wilson Phillips concerts on a Groupon, this week’s episode is full of “did they really just say that?” moments. 🤦‍♀️😂 We cover: 💦 Joey’s questionable choice of tree… and cul-de-sac etiquette 🎶 A bargain concert night with a surprise Baldwin sighting 🚗 Olivia’s first “new driver” garage door incident 🐖 Why our pigs might just be th...

“Wait… can you hear me? No? Oh, your volume was down.” And that’s exactly how this week’s episode kicks off. From scratchy throats and barn dust disasters to camel rides at the State Fair (yes, CAMELS 🐪), Danna and Kristin are back with their signature chaos and charm. They cover it all: ✨ barn Christmas morning dreams (and Dana’s veto 👎) ✨ kids fishing in stocked ponds like pros 🎣 ✨ a brand...

It’s been a whirlwind week for Danna—three birthdays, a new driver in the house 🚗, and the realization that she officially has no kids in the single digits! Meanwhile, Kristin’s daughter may or may not have been Butters the Cow at the Ohio State Fair (shh… it’s top secret 🤫). We’re chatting about the chaos of summer birthdays, what teens are really posting online (and why Grandma might be slidin...

This week on The Mismatched Podcast, we’re talking: 🌴 Beach houses that catfish you (we see you, basement bunk beds with no closets) 👙 Pajamas that double as Target outfits 🦗 Palmetto bugs aka fancy cockroaches 🧒 The joys and chaos of traveling with 15 family members 🎉 Liv turned 16 and got her license! Cue the tears and cheers 🏈 Joey’s tackling football (literally) and we’re not emotionally...

This week’s episode is full of twists, tunes, and teen talk! Danna joins us from her extended family vacation in North Carolina, where tunnels are a beloved tradition and Love Island lingo has officially taken over. Are you or your teens hooked on the drama too? 🎂 A big Happy Sweet 16 to Danna’s daughter, Olivia! To celebrate, the two hit the road to Pittsburgh for a Lumineers concert—because not...

Eyebrows were waxed, sheep were shown, and Grampy? Well… he got run over by a scooter at the All-American Junior Sheep Show. 🚨🛴 From pop-up salons in the kitchen to podcasting from a potentially smelly barn — this week’s episode is full of chaos, laughter, and a few questionable life choices. Kristin’s back from Illinois with stories of thousands of sheep, a glamorous sheep-fleece rug, and one u...

Stacks of towels, late-night Taco Bell, and a bottle of Crown Peach before 9am? Yep, it’s another wildly relatable episode of The Mismatched Podcast with your favorite hosts, Danna & Kristin! This week, the ladies chat all things: 🧺 The charm of laundry piles and podcasting from home 🏠 Getting closer to moving into the new Mismatched HQ 🐑 Prepping for a massive junior sheep show in Springfi...

This week’s episode of the Mismatched Podcast with Danna and Kristin is pure summer chaos in the best way possible. ☀️💦🐷 From using the pool as a hair wash station (does that even count?) to pig spa days and watermelon-sized heat waves, the girls cover everything hot—literally and figuratively. Highlights include:     •    Kristin spending a record number of hours in Danna’s pool (yes, there was...

🍓🔥 On the latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast, Danna & Kristin dive into all the good stuff—junior RAs at camp, adult-only Savannah trips, and strawberry season’s sweet arrival! Kristin shares part of her and Bill’s engagement story—a real ringer involving a stranger and a mall in Erie you won’t want to miss. Meanwhile, Danna takes her momma on a touching Father’s Day cemetery visit. Pl...